Random Musings - Baby Management

A quick one for inspired by 2nd and 4th aug pictures

JW : Bani, Banee, Godammit, main yeh big jobs nahin handle kar sakta. Banee, Banee ... dekho the palaces have already shot their missiles indicating the arrival of General Sh**. Maine tumse yeh pehle keh diya tha ki tum big jobs handle karogi.

JW : Pls, pls take care of this now, mujhe tum akela cchod nahi sakti. Mujhe mere kapde bhi change karne hain.

Bani : Lekin Mr. Walia, after office hours, baby duty aapki hai, sorry apki koi madat nahin kar sakti, main to chali mandir massi ke saath. Yeh lijeeye diapers and wipes

JW : Looks like it is going to be you and me kiddo. Man........Itni chhoti jaan, lekin production ka size to dekho. Ab lagta hai thodi der ke liye designer suits ko break dena hi padega.

Pia : Pushkar, main yeh sab nahin karoongi, tum di aur Mr. Walia se training le lena. Bachcha mera sapna nahin hai Pushkar.

Pushkar : Yeh kya keh rahi ho tum Pia, main kuch samjha nahi.

Pia : You know what, hum yahan walia mansion move kar jate hain aur mein di ko convince kar doongi ek ayaa/nanny rakhne ke liye. Woh yeh sab kuch manage kar lengi. Kya khayal hai ??

Jigyasa : Bade acche khwab dekh rahi ho tum Pia, lekin tumhe yeh pata nahi hoga, Jai bhaiyya aur Bani ke bachche ki nanny main bannewali hoon.

Massi : Biji, yeh Jigyasa kya keh rahi hai, woh bani ke bachche ki nanny bannewali hai. Hain...... maine socha tha meri application without dispute manzoor ho jayegi aur main yahin tik jaoongi. Maine yehi sochkar mere chandigarh kar ghar bech diya.

Dadi : Aree Billo, meri application bhi gayee down the drain.

Rano : Oh oh, iska matlab hai, yeh to dadi ke saath saath nanny bhi ban jayengi, hey bhagwan.... Saahil ... Saahil ...Saahil ...

Saahil : Oh oh yeh nagin banegi nanny, mere bachche ki nanny....... yeh??

Massi : Jai Beta, ab tum kuch karo.

Jai : Yeh massi mujhe kis musibat mein daal rahi hain, pichli do baar, jab maine Jigyasa ke khilaf kuch kaha, to dono baar hospital pohoncha. Ab kya karoon ... massi ko tal bhi nahi sakta

Bani : Dekho kaisse dar gaye Mr. Walia. Ab Jigyasa aunty banegi sab bachchon ki nanny.

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Haila hun!.....too good!😆