.:|Punar Vivah|:. [Sadiie Style]

Punar Vivah

Zindagi Milegi Dobara

The name 'Punar Vivah' left me Utterly and completely confused as I knew Only 'Vivah' thanks to Shahid Kapoor but didn't know what Punar meant. Never mind, I figured that out myself *Cough* with a little help.

The first episode was a 'Bakwaas' for me as I always argue; Bring.The.Hero.In.The.First.Episode. 😳

But never mind, what happened just happened. Cannot be changed *Sigh*

Some Aunty had the nerves to Annoy me, nothing new. Serials work around Aunties who have nothing better to do than curse the main leads. Now that reminds me, I saw the main lead in the first episode.

Shobha Ji 😃

Not that I knew her name, age, eye colour etc but I just 'Knew' she was the main lead.

Turns out I was wrong, It was Aarti; the one who listened to the Aunty say crap to her. Typical Asian Soaps *Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi Ki Kasam*

My heartbeats went frantic like I was running the London Marathon when, the Hot-Dashing-Sexy-Hot-Oh wait I already said that-Good Looking-Mega Hot-Fit-Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot...*List Goes On and on*

Yeah when I saw the, Great Sexy Wedding Planner's Butt. *Remembers the scream that almost gave my mother a heart attack*

Then I saw the face and I almost landed on the floor, why did they have to do a'Close up' of his oh so sexy face. If that wasn't enough, they decide to make him do a stunt. Oh yeah, when the Hot Hunk is at the top and this girl gets flowers thrown on her. Oh Yeah, I bet you wanted to be there instead of the girl. I would choose to be 'up' there with him. Dammit why am I scared of heights.

This Dude turned out to be "Yash Sindhiya"

*Yep, that's how I spell it*

THE Wedding Planner, the SEXY Wedding Planner. Damn I wonder how many Brides ran away from their weddings seeing their Wedding planner looking 1000000 times better than their future would be. Probably all, except the one In the show *Maansi Maansi THE Maansi*

Aside the praises for the only person I watched this show for, let's move on to the story shall we.

So Basically, Aarti&Yash were meant to be *Aaa Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham...Na Judaa Honge Humm...focus girl!*

Aarti&Ansh.

The ONE thing *Attempted American Accent. I'm Obsessed with it☺️*

The One thing that annoyed me was this little kid called 'Ansh'. Man!

Oh how I wanted to happily murder this kid. If i were 7 PV khoon Maaf, he would have been one of them.

His behaviour ticked me off big time, and more than that; Aarti wasn't doing anything about it.

Nevertheless, the kid is craving for a new daddy *Old one was too boring*

Aarti annoyed me, like I honestly didn't understand why her only kid was so Damn spoilt.

Sindhiyas Clan.

Here comes someone called 'Gayatri'

Respect her people, she never forgets; don't forget that.

I'll try not to get too long with this, Apology in advance if I do.

Now come the Papa Mr.Sindhiya. See, people are foolishly calling him'Casanova' when he hasn't *Cough* maybe, hasn't done anything to be under the spotlight of the viewers. The worst he's done is stare at ladies which Doesn't suit his image.

There's a Lady Called 'Maya', or rather Bua suits her more. Basically, she's jealous no man wanted to marry her and thus; she is an evil witch.

Yash

Oh Boy..*You're mine Oh Boy you're mine nanan...Oh sorry*

Damn this Guy is a massive mystery. Like bigger than the wall of china. In short; he's obsessed with his dead wife.

Now there's TWO Gals that are a right pain in the Backside. Jesus Christ Someone should have shot me then and there. I DIDN'T WANT TO CONTINUE!

For GC, For GC, FOR GC! Deep breath, you'll get used to these Brats..

Okay.

So Basically, my first impressions on the Characters *Except Yash, what? Don't look at me like that*

O.K.A.Y

Annoying - Check *Kids & The Evils*

Embarrassing - Check *Bua and her Desperate Habits*

Good Looking - Check *Yash, SIRF Yash. Mr.Sindhiya NOT ALLOWED*

And So On..

A Perfect Saas Bahu Serial *Kasauti Zindagi Ki Ki Kasam*

Let's Fast Forward This.

AarYa's Shaadi Barbaadi *Don't Ask me about that, I give Crooked Answers*

So Basically it started with a 'Lie'.

A LIE!

A

L.I.E

And This Dude, YASH; HATES LIES. You Get That?

He HATES Them Like I Hate A Banana safe in its peel! Bad Example but you know what I mean.

You know who is to blame?

MR.DUBEY! My Auto corrector says Mr.Duvet but you know Who I'm talking about!

And the Main Lead is Unaware of it 😳 typical Drama.

What she DOES know is, Yash Sindhiya, the man Who is obsessed with his dead wife, is a Thurkey. A Pervert.😳

Can this get any better. Ek Taraf Hai Jhooti-wali , ek taraf Tharkey would be Pati...Yeah Am Trying to get that Anil Kapoor Song In here. JAI HO! *Does the Anil Kapoor Move*

So basically, they started their Punar Vivah Journey with a Lie. A Lie man A Lie *Slaps Forehead*

I Think The Episodes BEFORE The 'Grand' wedding, were slightlydisappointing.

Reasons:

Less Yash 😔

What did you think I was going to say?

But Overall, I think it was Okay at times.

Examples;

Yash and Aarti get arrested.

Yash TALKS 🤣

Maansi forced me to talk about her and no one else.

Aarti is determined, can't blame her when the kid is a brat.

Mr.Sindhiya turned out to be the 'Casanova' for some people here *You know who you are*

Gayatri got scolded from Mr.Sindhiya but still managed to get evil.

I actually don't know if these are good things or bad things..

I think the SR..well I think it was an SR, I think it was the B.E.S.T SR ever!

So much of Love I literally cried seeing his passionate eyes on the Condom Packet and the Lingerie 🤣 🤣

What I don't understand is, why his eyes went 'Gandi' when he saw those..things..

He could have simply stood there and allow her to see the Gifts, but no. He's the Man so you stay away, he'll handle everything and she Won't know a thing.

Well it didn't go according to plan and he had to turn the Condom packet into a phone *Shakes head*

Yash Yash Yash, couldn't you think of anything else? You're a wedding planner for goodness sake!

But it was real fun seeing him try the Lingerie out...or so 🤣 🤣

Damn, if anyone should do an SR; make sure it's like this one.

Moving on.

I am a Comedy Lover, I love the Funny scenes more than anything else *Not even my love for Macho stunts can match it*

So I thoroughly loved the scenes that took place after the Shaadi Barbaadi.

I.e. Pin+Yash's Butt = Kaataa Laagaaa 🤣

Like I've always said to people, I don't really understand the story or fuss about it. Just show me the hunk and I'm watching. *Psst, I do understand it but decide not to get my BP high*

I think in the first few days of Aarti&Ansh being in the Sindhiya house, I did kind of get annoyed with how she was always after Ansh. But then again, she's raised him alone so it's okay from her side to be Chanting Ansh Ansh Ansh. But Gayatri wanted her to take care of Payal-Palak. But hey!

When you have an evil Bua in the house who tells them to call her "Step-MOM-MUM-MAA", What should Aarti do then? 😳 *That'll be Mum for me, Blame UK not me*

I honestly Didn't like their Behaviour towards the Lady. And MORE OVER

Their Behaviour towards the Kid Ansh.

Oh My Poor Cutie Pie *Yeah I Started Liking the Kid*.

This PP Brat, Jesus. Poor Ansh 😔 I kind of related to him when he was going through all that. I blame Yash, he shouldn't have put him in a new school.*When this kid grows up he'll be like "WOW! Gurmeet The Sexy Choudhary Dressed Me Up and Kratika kept kissing me" 🤣*

Moving on 😆

Scene that touched my heart.

I think the one scene that gave me tears was the one Between Ansh&Aarti. When Evil Gayatri had locked Ansh, Yaad Aaya? Yep that one.

I think Kratika&The Kid *Yet to discover that Cutie's name* did the scene extremely well. Like a real mother&Son. I Don't know what got me, maybe the special bond between the two .. Idk

But the thing that ticked me off here was how Aarti Begged in front of Gayatri. I Don't think Gayatri deserved any respect at that moment. But yeah from A Mother's Point of view I can understand why Aarti was begging. I mean, when you're helpless you have to do things which you never wanted to do. Kabhi Kabhi...Ghade Ko Bhi Apna ..something...yeah that famous one liner I hear in Hindi movies and all.

Moving on.

Okay now the Kidnapping Fiasco. See the lady was so sweet and her Husband turned out to be a rascal.

Yash Got Shot. Damn It! Aarti needed to walk a little faster 😳

I envy those doctors who were checking his back when he was being operated. Oh this cruel world! I can just see him...*Sigh* never mind. Who wants to hear my Dukhi Kahani.

I failed to understand why Gayatri blamed Aarti for something she didn't do.

1. Gayatri was the one stalking Aarti and smiling foolishly thinking "She's my future Bahu"

2. She was the one who terrorized Ansh because he was way too fast for her when a running challenge came along.

3.Aarti wasn't the one who bloody shot Yash. It was the 'Kidnapper'

Someone please tell her 😳

Aarti kicked out of the house, divorce papers.

I mean, Bua. Don't you have any other work to do except roam around like a Bhatakti Hui Aatma...Sheesh

I mean she thinks she's The female version of James Bond. Someone please tell her to stop getting jealous.

CONTINUED BELOW🤣

Okay enough of that. Fast forward a little.

So Aarti comes back into the Sindhiya house. Curse this Gayatri! She threw theBasmati Rice all over the floor. Like some drama is going on where you throw the things dramatically *Crap! It IS A Drama*

So Jumping onto the Pash..Pashu..Pashan..Track.

Damn this selfish fool. Shobha should have burnt him 'Alive'. This man is one of those people who refuse to believe they're at fault. I mean clearly this man needs to be sent to either Jail or Mental asylum but he doesn't understand. He doesn't Want to. He wants to think Aarti is the one doing everything, he wants to blame others for his own mistakes basically. Aarti in particular. He got 2 Slaps and Shobha did his Antim..that pot round thing and he's still there; ALIVE!

He's like a 'leech'. No matter how hard you try, they'll never leave you; they'll suck your money 🤣

Also, this Man Will be back. I repeat, this man W.I.L.L be back. He's a special leech, he doesn't leave until he's satisfied his fat ego. So I'm sure this idiot will come back in Aarti's life, also he hasn't met Mr.Yash Sindhiya. He'll die in shame and embarrassment when he sees the *How do I describe this...Greek God...ish...man...someone give me Paani* this..this..handsome, young *30 Isn't old* man..*Fans face*

Okay aside that, I was slightly annoyed with the Main lead standing quiet whole Shobha Ji did all the work. But never mind, it's over now.

A question;

Would YOU Change yourself for the sake of a brat's happiness?

I wouldn't 😳

Pay me One Billion Pounds I still wouldn't 😳

I got reminded of "Main Teri...Parchaayii Hoonn..." drama on some *NDTV* Channel. No surprises, I DID Sing everytime I was reminded of it 🤣

I didn't like this track that much, mainly because Aarti was trying to be Aarpita. I mean, why? Just tell me why?!

That girl isn't no fool to see you as Aarpita unless you go through a plastic surgery! In order to make a place for herself in their hearts *Yeah Right, their hearts are bigger than human houses* she did all that, what an idiot..

I'm Damn Sure Shobha was trying to tell her that this isn't right. But the girl was possessed by Aarpita's Bhoot *I'm not lying. Her eyes were like stoned everytime Shobha tried talking to her*.

It was like a calm before the actual storm. Any doubts? 😳

Sindhiya Dude blasted at her. Oh man Oh Damn Ohh man! It wasn't THAT Bad, he would have hit her if Pankhu Bhai didn't butt in. But Daaayyyuuummm!! Was he looking Hot ..

He threw the table and the guests flew away 🤣

Poor Payal-Palak, their friends will now make their lives worse than Hell.

"Your Dad is worse than The Incredible Hulk!" 🤣 🤣 He was he was!

But dude, you just ruined your own Daughter's Birthday Party. No point blaming it on others.

I fail to understand how he saw Aarpita in Aarti...maybe she's done plastic surgery ..maybe..

To a point his anger was justified. I think Aarti was wrong this time *She's always wrong 😳*

Mainly because she could have stayed as Aarti and made the special place in their hearts. Turning into Aarpita will cost her, most likely money as she'd have to do plastic surgery to be Aarpita. Otherwise, she can't be Aarpita. She can't be, I'm telling you; she can't be.

And one thing has been bugging me.

Aarti is in love with Yash.

See I Don't actually blame the Character Aarti, Yash Sindhiya is so Damn Sexy you'd forget you were married before or even better; have a frikin kid!

But it's Kind of Exaggerated, I mean how can you fall in love with a Thurkey. Someone who stares at his dead wife's pictures ; much like obsessed. Someone who H.A.T.E.S. LIES And you started the relationship with a big fat Lie.

Someone who doesn't even WANT Another wife because his first wife Is enough!

You fell for HIM? Are you serious or crazy?! You fell in love with him?! He's frikin obsessed over his dead wife! He blasted at you for WEARING Aarpita's Clothes and Jewellery. HOW Is he going to react when he finds out you're planning on stealing her face?! I mean you've fallen in love with him?!

Think about it, a girl who has many flaws already according to the In-Laws, is falling in love! Doesn't she understand? Yash will take longer to fall in love with her *Oh yeah, I know the future*

Damn this is so annoying. Their Love story isn't happening any time soon. Maybe another year into the show, then something may happen.

I am NOT Making fun of his first wife. His wife is DEAD. He has the Right to love her still and be 'Obsessed' with her. As a viewer I get annoyed when they show her *No not me, but the Obsessed AarYa lovers 😆*

But to look at it from His Point of view, from the Man's point of view; he has the rights to remember her. Don't forget she died in front of him *I still curse this Aarpita for NOT Friking stopping the car when the window wipers weren't working. But never mind*

Sometimes I'm like, Okay maybe he feels guilty for not saving her and that's why the Over Obsession for Aarpita. And sometimes I'm like, Okay this Guy has something which no one knows. Maybe he gets split personality and ends up killing Aarpita himself 🤣

I think that's about it. The current track clearly shows Yash isn't like he was before *I Blame you Aarti*

Bua has still not given up with her loose plans.

Mr.Sindhiya is missing *Help! He's missing!*

Gayatri, I'm starting to think she's starting to like Aarti which is starting to cause a lot of pain for the stretched out Bua.

I haven't seen many scenes of the Kids *Ansh in particular* and AarYa, as the new track has forced them to concentrate on some *Lord..* new guy and his prem kahani with Neelam. Aarti isn't insecure but I don't understand why.

A good thing, I'm seeing a lot of Yash 😃

I'm happy you're happy all are happy happy 😆

But yeah, someone please tell them not to use Toy guns. They're very embarrassing 😳

A few things I Want to share.

Background Music.

See, dramatic music is really annoying. These dramas will have them forever*Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki Ki Kasam*

But the thing is, they have it put in for a 'reason'.

"Theek hai, you can come into the Sindhiya house" says Mr.Sindhiya when Aarti was kicked out.

Background music; happy happy happy happy happy.

Moments later

"Lekin ek Shart hai" says Mr.Sindhiya

Background music: Thai Thai Thai *Bad sound affect but you know what I mean*

So you see, they make you happy for a mere *3Minutes* moment and then break your Heart the next moment.

I wonder how serials would be without these Dramatic sound affects *The Chandelier falls; No sound affect. Straight to the hospital*

Flashbacks

I HATE, And I mean I HATE The Flashbacks they play again and again and again and again and again and again...

1. Dammit I've just seen it! Why play it again?!

2.Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash. Why do we need to be scared or Camera Flashes when we have our very own Drama flashes.

Zoom In and out.

How annoying 😳

They Zoom In until I can see the foundation powder on their faces. Oh ExceptYash because I Don't mind any Zoom In and outs on him..☺️

Names.

Here's a tiny thought. Why Does Pankaj have a P, Prateik Have a P and Yash have a Y?

Could they be step brothers?

No that's not the question 😆

Why Does Yash Call Aarti : Aarti Ji?

And why does Aarti Call Yash : Yash Ji?

Why the 'Ji'?

Izzat Kam Nai Hogi If you say Only Yash & Aarti. What's with the 'Ji'?

Also, it's time consuming because there could be a dying scene where Yash screams "Aaarrrtttiii Jiii!" 🤣

No matter what happens, they'll still add the 'Ji'.

Imagine words are unable to come out and you're like"Yaa...yass...yashhh...J...jii..." and Aarti faints before she can say anything further.

So you see, they need to say Aarti&Yash ONLY. Someone please let them know.

Few more things.

I want to see Gayatri's dark lipstick applied onto Mr.Sindhiya's lips.☺️ No joke, I'm serious!

I was watching one of the episodes, I think the one where Yash comes in and says he's going to perform the..thing for Aarpita. And I was looking at his lips, and Gayatri's. And I imagined him wearing Gayatri's dark lipstick. A Horror movie amidst the Love track. But never mind, someone please let them know; I Want to see his lips dark like Gayatri's.☺️

I want to see Yash wear a lipstick as well since Aarti already asked about the lipstick mark on his shirt. Prove her you can wear a lipstick! Prove her! 🤣

No, I want him to stop wearing Pointy Jhootas. They distract me.

I want Gayatri to stop wearing Lipstick and hand them over to Mr.Sindhiya.

I want Aarti to tie her hair back; they're ALWAYS Annoying Poor Yash.

I Want Bua to be sent to jail or the mental asylum with Pashan..Aarti's Pehla Pati.

Both can chant the same thing.

"Aarti We won't let you stay happy!"

Or get her married to Mr.Dubey so Shobha has a reason to be jealous about.

I want Yash to dance on Sadi Gali because I want him to. And Aarti can sing the song since Aarpita's voice transferred into her Voice box.

If I were 7 PV Khoon Maaf.😈

7 People I'd Happily Murder.

No.1 -- The Ultimate Bua.

I Don't want to even list a reason for her, she needs to be killed. End Of.😳

2. Pasta -- Aarti's first husband *I Love My Auto corrector*

He needs to meet up with Bua and both can Yap the same plans.

3. Gayatri.

The Lady Is 'Evil'. But I might rethink about my plan if in future she changes herself.

4. Mr.Sindhiya.

What's a bigger reason than the word 'Casanova'. He still annoys me especially his long planning of the future *Mujhe Bacha De De Yash! 🤣 🤣*

5. I think the 3 Brats could have been listed here but Ansh and the new Cute girl are fine. But the elder daughter, 'Palak' *Wohoo I know her name 😳* I think I need to give her a near death experience if not the actuall death.

6.

7.

Let's Keep these 'Reserved' shall we. I plan on Killing Every character except Yash 🤣 🤣

An observation.

I have heard, Ek Duje Ke Vaaste- which was on AarYa.

Humko Humi Se Chura Lo-- which is on Aarpita&Yash

Chad Dum Dum-- Aarti&the Brat.

What else is to come from the SRK movies? 😆

Maybe they're trying to give some sort of tribute to SRK by using his songs.

It makes sense though, the first two in particular. The character from Mohabbatain is living the world with his love ; who is dead.

Whereas Dil Toh Pagal hai, no matter how far away the main leads went; they eventually got together in the end. And SRK had Karishma after him remember, and Madhuri had a Fiance ..

Could this be inspired?! 😲

I'm waiting to see how Yash forgets Aarpita. Though the gazillion images of them doesn't help the situation.

Another thing.

Can someone please tell me the address to the person who TOOK THOSE DAMN IMAGES?!

I Mean Hey! Yash is holding Aarpita's Pallu and someone goes CLICK!

They're Looking ahead and someone goes CLICK!

If that isn't enough. Prateik managed to be the best camera man and take a recording secretly without letting Yash&Aarpita know! I mean who records so Damn professionally..Yash picked Aarpita up and the camera was Zooming in and out.

Yeah Prateik is invisible or was glued into the walls like Anarkali 😳

Okay 🤣 How about shutting up now 😆

Oh Oh

And a question.

Where is Maansi? 🤣

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Sadiie x

Edit- Shit So Many Errors And The Size Went Smaller Than I Expected!😡 Edited😳