hamari nazar se 26/6 ke episode ko dekho !

deepa

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Duniya banane waale kya tere mann me samaaayi ...tune kahe ko mallu banaayi..tune kahe ko mallu banaayi...

pyare bhaiya CV,

(shivsena waale uncle ,tanik apni aankhen moond lijiye !) kaisen ko aap? bambai nagariya me sab theek thaak? To aakhir kaar aapne hamari prarthna sun hi li..mallu ko mandira,komolika aur unki ramola ki videos dikha hi di..bada dhayawad hai aapka.. ab aa raha hai majja .. ab lag rahi hai mallu ,vamp.Pagli hi sahi ,lekin vamp lag to rahi hai !

bhootni ko dekh kar nidhi ke chehre ka rang aise ud gaya jaise jaise hamara rang tab ud jaata hai jab humse koi party maangta hai..tad se phone rakh diya (shukar hai gira nahi diya ,warna asu ji ko aur ek bada jhatka lag jaata ..jo jhatka aapne diya vo to fir bhi seh jaate ,par naya phone kharidne ka jhatka..bahut mehenga pad jata aapko !)bhootni ka sawal hai tum itni achhi kaise ho?(aap bhi roj noodle khaiye ..shayad agle janam tak aap bhi achhi ho jayen! ) .kehti hai mujhe tumhare saath aisa nahi karna chahiye tha na (nautanki..muh me ram bagal me churi..tujhe to yamraj bhi nahi le jayenge..kahenge mera narak ganda ho jayega !)..nidhi unko chai offer kar rahi hai (koi hume bhi bani banayi chai offer kar de to maza aajaye ..bahar mast barish ho rahi hai ...). Waise aaj pehli baar asu ji ka ghar dekha dhyaan se (asu ji screen me nahi the na !) ..bada mast hai yaar ...

chudail badbada rahi hai main bhi dekhti hoon kaise nikalti ho ghar se (aap bhi dekhna ,hum bhi dekhenge..taali bhi bajayange..waise i wuld prefer ,if asu ji throws u out laat maar kar !)

HK kitne hadbada gaye..bechare haklana shuru kar diye... soch rahe honge ,kahan se pakad ke layi yaar nidhi isko. kehte hain shayad isko dawai ki jarurat hai.. HK inko dawai ki nahi dhulai ki jarurat hai..vo bhi surf excel ki (taki nidhi dho kar kahe ..dho daala !) ..kehti hai mat maro (tujhe to sach me maarna chahiye...vo bhi bent ki chadi se ! din me char baar..)

yaar yeh chipkali kitni over acting karti hai..abbe yeh tranquilizer hai ,takes time to act...dawai to brain tak to pahunchne de ,KCN(potassium cyanide) bhi itni jaldi act nahi karta ..agar aapka dimag aapki elbow me ho toh alag baat hai !

jaise hi uthi fir apne aapko injection laga diya (i was hopin ki neend me unsterlized needle use kar le !) .fir over acting ..behosh hui to hui..tera jameen par girke sir hi phoot jata ..hum usi me khush ho jaate !

asu ji ki aaj badi beizzati kharab ho gayi ! guddu ji ne keh diya ki overdose ho gaya tha.. asu ji ko to gussa aana hi tha..ab thode na keh sakte hain ki maine nahi biwi ne injection diya hai (yeh keh denge to malum chala raat me jameen par chatai bicha kar so rahe hain !)..i understand ur concern ,asu ji.. koi samjhe na samjhe !

Sirjee ,aap bhi lekin too much karte ho..ladna hai to lado na... takiya cushion jo marna hai maaro aur lado..lekin akele me.. kyun bechari biwi ki mitti palid kar rahe ho ..wo bhi parayi stree ke saamne !

hame to sabse jyada maja aaya chipkali BB scene ko dekh kar.chipkali kitni khushi khushi keh rahi hai overdose se mera raam naam satya hai ho sakta tha..when BB said ,tumhari jaan jaa sakti thi,i thought he would say ,tumhari jaan jaa sakti thi aur nidhi ne yeh mauka gawa diya ? main bach to gayi na baba (wahi to maar kha gaya India !)..BB kehte hain I cant believe this (even I cant ...but its a fact..bhootni is actually jinda..u still can touch her !)

hum asu ji ki sone sone chehre par udasi nahi dekh sakte ! mallu, tujhe keede padenge .. chudail bhi 7 ghar chod kar attack karti hai...tune apne best friend ke ghar me attack kiya ?)

precap- nidhi sach me mallu ko marna chahti hai..ek tablet ki bajay puri ki puri strip de di?

Edited by deepa_jd - 11 years ago

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RoDee

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Posted: 11 years ago

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shivsena waale uncle ,tanik apni aankhen moond lijiye

😆 kam se kam enko to chod diya hota...

Good one Deepa...
Sahi mein, vaisehi Nidhi badnaam ho chuiki hai, ab firse mauka mat khona. Maar de us bhootni ko...🤢

Feeling bad for Nidhi. Nobody believed her. But now the war has begun. Chalo Nidhi lag jao kaam pe aur la do sacchai samne.. I hope CVs won't strech it too long...

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Anu

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Deepa

What to say, what can I say? Another outstanding job. Your Hamari,Nazar, is worth waiting for. Kehtein hain sabar ka phal meetha hota hai. What better example . I don't know where to start the praise, aisa kuch nahin tha jiski tariff na ho. But Phir bhi I liked the last part best.

hum asu ji ki sone sone chehre par udasi nahi dekh sakte ! mallu, tujhe keede padenge .. chudail bhi 7 ghar chod kar attack karti hai...tune apne best friend ke ghar me attack kiya ?)

precap- nidhi sach me mallu ko marna chahti hai..ek tablet ki bajay puri ki puri strip de di?

I had a smile on my face throught your post.

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Daayan Bai

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Kya mast post hai yaar!Din ba din tum aur better hoti jaarehi hoh.It's been every bit worth my wait.Mallu bhootni ki saath saath asli vamp zaroor lagrahi hai.Mujhe toh HK ke liye bahut bara laga aur darr bhi laga ki aise na h,o ki use kahi heart attack na aajaye bhootni ka dirama dekh kar.Nidhi ke saath saath mere bhi chereh ka raang ud gayi yeh bhooyni ka melodirama dekh kar..😆...she really scared me outta my wits today.😒Couldn't stop🤣at the tranquilizer bit you put in...mujhe toh lagta hai ki brain koh ckor kar uski elbow pe hi asar kar gaya...😆...What I fail to understand is that didn't any doctor at the hospital not realize that the injection was given on two separate arms...😕...and I didn't know that injections could live such big visisble holes on the skin...😆.Mein bhi naa...bhool gayi ki logic use karna allowed nahi hai😆
Sirjee ,aap bhi lekin too much karte ho..ladna hai to lado na... takiya cushion jo marna hai maaro aur lado..lekin akele me.. kyun bechari biwi ki mitti palid kar rahe ho ..wo bhi parayi stree ke saamne !
Mein Ashu se isliye aaj naraz hu ki woh har baar is bhootni ki saamne biwi jaan ki saath ladai karti hai.Privacy naam ki koi cheez bhi hoti hai Ashu ji and Deeps don't get angry at me for getting naraz on Ashu as I also understand his majbooori!😆Kya awsome precap tha...saach mein... agar Nidhi use poori tablet ki strip deh di kaane ke liye mein toh bahut khush hojaati...😆.Loved your post Deeps,gana be 🤣 all night reading over and over.🤗

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tanu

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Super take Deepe 🤗

Love the hindi tadka in ur takes a lot 😆

Well said...esp this one..

Sirjee ,aap bhi lekin too much karte ho..ladna hai to lado na... takiya cushion jo marna hai maaro aur lado..lekin akele me.. kyun bechari biwi ki mitti palid kar rahe ho ..wo bhi parayi stree ke saamne !

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Bishal

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Deepaji.ab lajawaab ho,subah ka mood banana to koi aapse shikhe...
HK inko dawai ki nahi dhulai ki jarurat hai..vo bhi surf excel ki (taki nidhi dho kar kahe ..dho daala !) ..kehti hai mat maro (tujhe to sach me maarna chahiye...vo bhi bent ki chadi se ! din me char baar..)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kaash Mallu ke sir phor jaati ya Nidhi marne ki yeh mawka na gawayai hoti!!!!😛Chalo dekhte hai aak ka plan kya hai😃

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Hilarious analysis Deepa

The below lines is so true

mallu, tujhe keede padenge .. chudail bhi 7 ghar chod kar attack karti hai...tune apne best friend ke ghar me attack kiya ?

How can Mallu think of spoiling her best friend's married life.

And yes very soon she will surpass komolika & mandira too

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Roza_DU

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Deepa, bohot maza aya 👏... Tum hamesha Ashu ke kanjoosi pe jo jokes marte ho wo mujeh bohot acche lagte hai...bohot enjoy karte hai wo Ashu ke kanjoosi...today each n every line of your post made me laugh...too hilarious. ...You got the point...Mallu Ashu ke sone sone chehre pe udashi layi ...isi liye hum chahte hai Ashu jaldi apni friend ki achli rang samaj ja ea...tab uske biwi ki udasi vi dor hogi aur hum viewers ke vi. I am also waiting for the day Ashu kicks her out of the house.

i also dint like Ashu chided Nidhi in front of Mallu, felt sorry for Nidhi, she really had a bad day...Precap walla vi maast hai...I too was thinking why does she give her the strip instead of daily dose. Thanks dear...Have a nice day.

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kaks0211

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Good one Deepa - kal ke episode mein humara Ashu ka sach mein status kharab ho gaya - phir se log gaali dene lage hain - actually humne bhi diya hain😡. Par kya karen - was feeling so bad for Nidhi. How could Ashu think of her as a murderer...

Big fight with Ashu and sleeping in couch coming up today I think...Will it be pardafaash tomorrow or do we have to wait for another week for that? Hope at least they start showing Ashu beginning to believe Nidhi by tomorrow - then we can have something to rejoice in the weekend..

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-rhythm-

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: deepa_jd
Duniya banane waale kya tere mann me samaaayi ...tune kahe ko mallu banaayi..tune kahe ko mallu banaayi...
pyare bhaiya CV,

      (shivsena waale uncle ,tanik apni aankhen moond lijiye !) kaisen ko aap? bambai nagariya me sab theek thaak? To aakhir kaar aapne hamari prarthna sun hi li..mallu ko   mandira,komolika aur unki ramola ki videos dikha hi di..bada dhayawad hai aapka.. ab aa raha hai majja .. ab lag rahi hai mallu ,vamp.Pagli hi sahi ,lekin vamp lag to rahi hai !

bhootni ko dekh kar nidhi ke chehre ka rang aise ud gaya jaise jaise hamara rang tab ud jaata hai jab humse koi party maangta hai..tad se phone rakh diya (shukar hai gira nahi diya ,warna asu ji ko aur ek bada jhatka lag jaata ..jo jhatka aapne diya vo to fir bhi seh jaate ,par naya phone kharidne ka jhatka..bahut mehenga pad jata aapko !)bhootni ka sawal hai tum itni achhi kaise ho?(aap bhi roj noodle khaiye ..shayad agle janam tak aap bhi achhi ho jayen!  ) .kehti hai mujhe tumhare saath aisa nahi karna chahiye tha na (nautanki..muh me ram bagal me churi..tujhe to yamraj bhi nahi le jayenge..kahenge mera narak ganda ho jayega !)..nidhi unko chai offer kar rahi hai (koi hume bhi bani banayi chai offer kar de to maza aajaye ..bahar mast barish ho rahi hai ...). Waise aaj pehli baar asu ji ka ghar dekha dhyaan se (asu ji screen me nahi the na !) ..bada mast hai yaar ...

chudail badbada rahi hai main bhi dekhti hoon kaise nikalti ho ghar se (aap bhi dekhna ,hum bhi dekhenge..taali bhi bajayange..waise i wuld prefer ,if asu ji throws u out laat maar kar !) aare hum toh dhol,baja sab bajayenge..

                                     HK kitne hadbada gaye..bechare haklana shuru kar diye... soch rahe honge ,kahan se pakad ke layi yaar nidhi isko. kehte hain shayad isko dawai ki jarurat hai.. HK inko dawai ki nahi dhulai ki jarurat hai..vo bhi surf excel ki (taki nidhi dho kar kahe ..dho daala !) ..kehti hai mat maro (tujhe to sach me maarna chahiye...vo bhi bent ki chadi se ! din me char baar..)

                           yaar yeh chipkali kitni over acting karti hai..abbe yeh tranquilizer hai ,takes time to act...dawai to brain tak to pahunchne de ,KCN(potassium cyanide) bhi itni jaldi act nahi karta ..agar aapka dimag aapki elbow me ho toh alag baat hai !

    jaise hi uthi fir apne aapko injection laga diya (i was hopin ki neend me unsterlized needle use kar le !) .fir over acting ..behosh hui to hui..tera jameen par girke sir hi phoot jata ..hum usi me khush ho jaate !

          asu ji ki aaj badi beizzati kharab ho gayi ! guddu ji ne keh diya ki overdose ho gaya tha.. asu ji ko to gussa aana hi tha..ab thode na keh sakte hain ki maine nahi biwi ne injection diya hai (yeh keh denge to malum chala raat me jameen par chatai bicha kar so rahe hain !)..i understand ur concern ,asu ji.. koi samjhe na samjhe !

                                          Sirjee ,aap bhi lekin too much karte ho..ladna hai to lado na... takiya cushion jo marna hai maaro aur lado..lekin akele me.. kyun bechari biwi ki mitti palid kar rahe ho ..wo bhi parayi stree ke saamne !

      hame to sabse jyada maja aaya chipkali BB scene ko dekh kar.chipkali kitni khushi khushi keh rahi hai overdose se mera raam naam satya hai ho sakta tha..when BB said ,tumhari jaan jaa sakti thi,i thought he would say ,tumhari jaan jaa sakti thi aur nidhi ne yeh mauka gawa diya ? main bach to gayi na baba (wahi to maar kha gaya India !)..BB kehte hain I cant believe this (even I cant ...but its a fact..bhootni is actually jinda..u still can touch her !

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                                                  hum asu ji ki sone sone chehre par udasi nahi dekh sakte ! mallu, tujhe keede padenge .. chudail bhi 7 ghar chod kar attack karti hai...tune apne best friend ke ghar me attack kiya ?)

precap- nidhi sach me mallu ko marna chahti hai..ek tablet ki bajay puri ki puri strip de di?

whole post is super Deepa.. hum na aaj thode se disappoint hai Ashuji se... yeh bhootni ka kara karaya hai.. wakehi mein usko toh Narak mein bhi jagah nahi milengi.. aare stop what you asking for? agar narak nahi jayegi toh kaha jayegi. chalo isko narak de hi dete hai.. that is the best option..

Waise deepa humne ek post mein comment padha.. . ..i am still with Ashu..afterall he is human.. and mallika is playing very good.. how can ashu think that she could overdose herself?isme iski jaan bhi ja sakti thi.. and all reports bhi yahi kah rahe the.. ha nidhi ne janbuzkar kiya ye kaha woh galat tha.. but i think he was mad at that time..

lets see aage kya hota hai..

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