MY 3RD RANDOM MUSING..!!

PIA to gunman: YEH TUM KYA KAR RAHEIN HO, PLZ MUJHE MATH MARO,MUJPAR DAYA KHAO, MUJHE BATA DIYA HOTA MEIN APNE
SOLITAIRE EARINGS PEHEN KE AAJATHI, MEIN OONKE
BINA NAHIN MARSAKTI .(cant live with them cant live
or die without them)
AUR VAISE BHI YEH GUN BOHOT GREASY HAIN, MERA SKIN
KHARAB HOJAYEGA.


Rano tHINKING TO HERSELF: sasuma ki himmat tho dekho, ek tho itna akkar thi hain, uppar se mere books ko haath lagathi hain, moka milthe hi, mein ounki sari make-up or designer sareeya saaf kardoongi, phir dekhtein hain, aakhir mein bhi bahu hoon aapki.!!



Ranveer: YEH RAASHI BHI NAA, HAR JAAGA MERA PEECHE POHONJATII HAI, SIRF BATHROOM HI BACHA HAIN, KUCH THO KARNA HI PARENGA, AKHIR MEIN BATHROOM MEIN THO APNI POOJA NAHIN KARSAKTA...SHAYADH MAINE JO YEH GAZE MAMAJI SE SEEKA HAI, WOH DEKH KE DAARJAYE..!! (stupid this is to attract women not get rid of them ulta asar hoga)


Pia: Pushkar tum mera gift laye ho???
Pushkar thinks: meine tho socha tha ke aisa karne se bhool jayegi..!!


pushkar: pia rano ke shaadi mein gayi hain, aur aaj wahi rahegi, kam se kam aaj ki raat tho mein chen ki neendh sooon sakta hoon.



PUSHKAR TO BANI: bani jai sir ne mujhe phir se tumhare yahan nokri de di hain.
bani: lekin pushkar tum window cleaner??.....tum chaho tho mein baath karke dekhoo mr walia se.
pushkar: nahi bani ouski zaroorath nahi, woh kya hain ke maine hi yeh position choose ki thi, kyunki ismein zyaada kapre nahi lagthe naa, agar mein suit khareedoonga dusre position ke liye, tho piya ke beauty products ka kya hoga.



JAI THINKKING: I wonder what i saw in you pia???
and im still wondering..!!


Ranveer on phone to the creative team: Mein itni dher se yaahan hoon lekin abhi taak mere bells kyun nahin baje.....agar 2 mins mein nahi sunai pare, tho mein maa ko boldhunga, phir rothe hue maath ana mere paas.!! (our sanyasi never does anything without his mother, doesnt even complain without her).

😆 ...thatz great....awesomee....thankss for sharingg 👏 👏

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gr8!! excellent fab!! 😆
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😆 They are hilarius... you crack me up. Thanks for sharin 👏

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why don't u make 1 for Jay & Bani

i love the jai and pia one!! our first crushes are usually the most stupid!! 😆 😆 😆

THANX SOOO MUCH GUYZ, I JUST REALISED I DIDNT DO 1 4 BANI....ILL ADD ALOT OF HER NEXT TIME.

😆 😆 😆 thwy were so funny, especially the pushy window cleaner one hahahah

😆 😆 😆 they are hilarious, the last one was the funniest, Ranveer and his bells...