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Hmm... so we saw how our Anari Saiyan... din even bother to DROOL on his HAWWTTILICIOUS babe of a wife..😡 and was buzy.. SNOOZING
Seeing the dire state of affairs... our Bollywood HEROES ..who are masters in romancing women of all shapes.. ages n sizes...(ONSCREEN) ... decided to chip in...in their onscreen avtars
First Up:
Sallu as BODYGUARD - *bg plays.. tha bas tumhara. intezar.. aaya re aaya bodyguard*
BG - Doc .. u need to get outta ur mental bloc n get to the job...
Ashu - okies...
BG - Gives him tips from Bodyguard 😉
Ashu - Thanks Sallu and enters the room on SR nite (Re-loaded)
Ashu (with outstretched arms and touf posture comes n stands near Nidhi with glares)
Nidhi - 😕 Ye aap kya kar rahe hain ...zara samjhane ka Ehsaan karenge?? 😕
Ashu - *blows up* 😡 Mujh par ek EHSAAN karna... ke Mujh par KOI EHSAAN na karna..
Nidhi - 😲 😕 🤪
Second Up:
SRK as Rahul of DARR - *bg plays.. tu mere samne.. main tere samne.. tujhko dekhun ke pyaar karun*
Rahul - D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-doctor Ashu ...M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-ubarak ho
Ashu - Thank u Rahul ji 😃
Rahul - R-r-r-r-r-r-omance ka main BADSHAH hoon... aao tumhe Romance ss-s-s-s-s-s-ikhaun
Ashu - (Post the yapping session with Rahul) - enters the room on SR nite (Re-loaded) and glares at Nidhi and laufs... Rahul style typically
Nidhi - 😲 😕 Aap theek to hai na?
Ashu - T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-theek... .. *laufs Rahul style* S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--s-s-enorita.. main to theek hi hun
Nidhi - Ye.. Senorita kaun hai? 😡 😭
Ashu - S-s-s-s-s-s-s--senorita...woh-woh-woh-woh...t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t...
Nidhi - 
(fast asleep by then)
(fast asleep by then) Third Up:
Aamir Khan as Rancho - *BG plays... hoth ghuma.. seeti baja ke bol. bhaiya all ij well*
Ashu - Hello Rancho ji
Rancho - Ooo teri... hello Ashu ... ooo teri...aapne apni SR nite flop kara di.. . ooo teri.. lagta hai.. PRACTICE nahi ki.. na... thats why.. meri tarah PERFECTIONIST bano... pehle 100-150 times practise karo..🤓
Ashu - 😲 100-150 times.. SR nite?? 😲
Rancho - Takes Ashu aside n gives him some tips in writing... Ashu thanks him and enters the room for SR nite (re-loaded)
Ashu - *walkin towards Nidhi* at exactly 2 meter/hr speed ... checks the chit and agains goes back n walks with 2.15 meter/hr speed 🤔
Nidhi - 😕 Aap.. kya kar rahe hain?
Ashu - 😲 😳 kuch nahi.. bas aa raha hun..Ashu walks to Nidhi on the bed and sees that he is standing at exactly 45 degrees from her ... checks the chit and stands at 30 degrees
Nidhi - 😡 .. Aap kya kar rahe hain?
Ashu - 😳 bas aa raha hun... Ashu moves closer n sees the AC temperature its 25 and gets up and goes n makes it 24 and walks back again at 2.15 meter/hr speed
Nidhi - 😡 Aapki tabiyat to theek hai??
Ashu - 😉 *puts hand on heart and does the Rancho jig screaming* All ijjj well
Nidhi - 
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Over to u.. to add on more keractars 😆
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