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Now that ashu ji has finally tyago his brahmachari-ashram and entered Grihasta ashram ..he needs help .. to survive it.. considerin the fact that his better (?) half is a sweet and sensible bhartiya naari called nidhi...
so ladies n gentlemen,presentin for the very first time "beginners guide to Grihasta ashram"..
tip number one- always be yes man (yes I know ashu ji is a expert in that ..but the problem is he always says yes after sayin no initially ...hence he gotta learn to say yes immediately ..to earn brownie points and space on d bed!)
tip number two- gotta learn to cook .. ashu 1.0 dint know C of cookin...ashu 2.0 knows how to make AKC...he gotta learn more n more dishes ..coz the way to a woman's heart is through .. stomach...
tip number three- a derivative of tip 2..he gotta be a expert in makin yummy noodles.. as wifey needs them like d hubby needs his stethoscope..
tip number four- watch as many romantic bollywood movies as possible and pick up tips to manao wife ..... u never know when u gonna need them!
tip number five- add add-on credit cards asap .. it takes time and dunno when wifey has khujli on her left hand..! make sure CC limit is as much as permitted ...am sure dr sahib has a gud credit record...
tip number six- stop spending time at work after work hrs.. start cumin home asap..it has 2 benefits.. can avoid persistent calls by wifey(aap ghar kab aa rahe hain!) n keep ph bill in check..
tip number seven- do not ever ever see any other woman(i know dactar is a one woman man..but sometimes company of ranga has its side effects..)
tip number eight- never ever discuss wife wid any colleague esp ranga.. if ranga tells anji ,then to he is gone!
thats all from me doston..
callin out all d married /engaged people out there to help d latest entrant in the husband's club!
btw .. to all d ammas,mommies,mummies,maas in d forum ..and beyond ,here is wishin a very
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