Khushi: Decoded... Cheatsheet for ASR...

Gemini profile in short:

The third sign of the zodiac, Gemini is ruled by Mercury which represents intelligence inside matter. The glyph of Gemini symbolizes two pieces of wood bound together.

Gemini is a double sign and a certain duality is apparent in the pure Geminean. There is an ambivalence, a shifting outlook, which makes Gemineans delightful in their unexpectedness, but irritating in their inconsistency. Gemineans are often exasperating - but they can be relied upon not to be boring. A pure Geminean is a person with whom it is almost impossible to argue for any length of time. His/her mind is so subtle, moving ahead like quicksilver, that one can never be quite sure what one is arguing about. Gemineans have golden tongues as well as quicksilver minds; like the monkeys of Chinese Astrology, they can charm the birds off the trees, induce others to follow courses of action which they don't really think advisable, and fascinate almost anyone they wish. - After all she charmed the mighty koi-faraq-nehin-padta ASR

The Geminis Interact with the environment, investigate, learn, know and exchange ideas. The intellect dominates Gemini, and all things intellectual are valued greatly by them. As communication is also of importance to Geminis, knowledge is never a thing to be hoarded. Rarely is a Gemini more entertained than in the midst of exchanging ideas with others of an intellectual nature.

Being the most versatile of the signs, Geminis are seldom what they seem to be. Chameleon like, they will take a stand, voice an opinion, decide on an option and then completely change their mind tomorrow. Nothing is ever written in stone by the Gemini. They are truly a free soul, driven by curiosity and a desire to know . They usually have several things going at once, and within such chaos, they thrive.

Gemini in Love

Marrying one Gemini woman is like living with two different wives. Confused? Don't be, we are just talking about her dual personality. She has a dual nature and is capable of displaying different personality traits at different points of time. However, your major task will be to get her to commit. She is so fidgety that it becomes very difficult for her to become deeply involved with one person or place. The mind of a Gemini female never settles down at one place and her thoughts are always wandering. - From opening dabba service, to tuition, to swami act... All are part of fun...

However, if you do manage to blend with her at the mental, spiritual as well as physical level, you will be introduced to a woman full of passion. In her youth, she is least likely to be bounded by a relationship or commitment. She may love your most irritating habits one minute and be extremely sarcastic about your new stylish haircut the very next. Maturity may bring a little bit stability in her. All this doesn't mean that Gemini women are not romantic at all. Infact, for them, romance is the one of the easiest means of communication. - Remember to bring out your A-game when it comes to romance... You are wooing a Gemini... Practical approach will send you back to dog house...

Since they always have some thoughts to express, romance never goes out of their life. However, commitment is an entirely different term. A Gemini girl may love your intelligence, but she will also notice your lack of interest in creative arts. It is same the other way round too. Puzzled? You should be, at times, even she is baffled by her own complex nature. She is so vivacious and full of life that with her, you will forget even the deepest of troubles. She has the ability to light up the most somber of surroundings with her presence. - Duh...

A Gemini woman will be full of the small, sentimental gestures that keep alive the romance in a relationship. She will always find new ways of telling you how much she loves you and will shower you with her alluring charm. She may act like a typical woman at one point of time, be a nervous wreck the other minute and engage in an intelligent conversation the very next second. She has the feminine charms, but she will never be clinging on to you. One thing that you will never find in a Gemini woman's characteristics profile is monotony and boredom. - From buying you your favourite plants to make sugarfree jalebis, from silent treatment to annoying the life out of you...She is all that and more...

She finds something good in all the men she meets and then, wants a man who has all of those qualities. However, this can't be and then, she keeps longing for that perfect man! She can be your best friend, your sports partner, your racing competitor and your lover, all at the same time. Just remember one thing, she is single-handedly giving you all this, so don't expect consistency from her. A Gemini female can look at other guys, even when she is sincerely in love with you. Change is in her nature and she has to learn to control her own behavior. Just make sure to keep her interested in you and she will remain totally devoted. - Remember NK? Harmless flirting does not mean anything... She is still in love with you...

She will never be suspicious of you and will expect the same from you in return. You may be out till 3 in the morning and she won't even bat an eyelid. A Gemini girl will always respect your individuality and you will be required to do the same. She may forget to do the dishes every now and then, but you can have the most soul-satisfying conversations with her. She will keep your intellect as well as creativity stimulated. Motherhood will come naturally to her and she will make a happy and cheerful mother, who will respect the individuality of the children. - Khushi ke bachhe uske jaise hi honge naa...

Gemini woman makes an excellent hostess and will charm the guests with her grace. They will be treated to the best of cuisine, that too in silver cutlery. She can easily get along with anyone, right from your boss to the peon of your office. With a Gemini wife, you will feel as if you are with a different woman every other day. When she wants to speak, she will speak and when she wants to fly, she will fly. You don't know how she flies; just listen to her imagination and you will know. She is full of hopes, desires and dreams and you are welcome to share them. Just make sure that you are with her when she needs you! - Khushi kis mitti ki bani hain? Ab Kuch samajh mein aaya?

If you're interested in a Gemini woman, you are in for some real challenges. The first is to try to keep up with her, literally, and the second, is to try to understand what's in that pretty little head of hers. Just because she was warm and friendly the first time the two of you met, don't assume that she's ready to ride off into the sunset and live happily ever after and vice versa. It ain't happening here.

Geminis are fiercely independent. Although, they are definitely attracted to the strong, silent type (I say silent because the man probably won't be able to get a word in edgewise), they must have their own space. They must feel that they can do their own thing. Control freaks better brush up your game. - ASR, tujhe iski bahut zaroorat padnewali hain...

When love calls, the Gemini woman doesn't always answer, mainly because her standards are so high. There's always the possibility of overlooking that would-be prince for the more buffed and gorgeous studs who may turn out to be the frogs of life. For Ms. Gemini, image is everything! For Ms. Gemini, it's just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor one, or a handsome hunk instead of the star of the geek show. In any case, a relationship with the Gemini girl (once she decides to pay attention to her admirer) will be far from boring. The companion of Lady Gemini will be thoroughly entertained. Geminis have a great sense of humor; they're intelligent and definitely have the gift - Remember all her antics since you met?

The Negative Side of Gemini

Negative qualities: Superficial, short attention span, restless, nervous, lacks concentration, conniving.

On the turn of a moment, Gemini can become cynical, biting, moody and quickly angered. Inseparable as two sides of a coin, those born in this sign can be dazzling and irresistible or inconstant and irrational.Once something is familiar , the interest wears thin and the need for new worlds to investigate grows strong again. Geminis are restless. This is not intentional, it is their basic nature to be so.

The Positive Side of Gemini

Positive qualities: Versatile, adaptable, inquisitive, intelligent, quick to learn.

Geminis are optimistic people. All things are fresh and fascinating for the them. They possess great enthusiasm. Routine is boring for them. Restless, with an active imagination and a keen intellect, life must be lived to the fullest for theGeminis. Gemini analyzes everything. Gemini's are usually affectionate, courteous, kind, generous, thoughtful and superficial.

Geminis are expressive folk, and this they manifest beyond mere speech. Often gifted with their hands, it seems whatever they touch does turn to gold. Their love of communication may also express itself as an affinity for languages. Geminis have a knack of making life a little more interesting for the rest of the zodiacs.

The sign of Gemini rules the shoulders, arms, hands, and lungs. Many natives of this sign are noted for their graceful arms and beautifully shaped hands. They have natural athletic ability, and often excel at sports and dancing. Gemini's are vulnerable to upper respiratory infections, bronchitis, and asthma.

Gemini also rules the nerves, so natives of this sign are often excitable and high-strung. The planet Mercury, which rules Gemini, has always been associated with respiration, the brain, and the entire nervous system. It also governs the delicate links between the mind and the different parts of the body, so with Gemini people the state of mind has a great deal to do with the state of their health. Anxiety and nervousness literally can make them sick.

Gemini people are inclined to eat on the run and are notorious junk food addicts. To keep up your energy and high spirits, you must have a proper diet.

Gemini & Money

If anyone can find a way to create more money, it is a Gemini. They have so many money making schemes up their sleeve that they are never out of Good ideas because they never plan to go without. Money is only necessary to get them to the place that they desire to be. They will work hard for their money because it will buy them a plane ticket to fun and adventure. Money is necessary for them to play. Gemini's are excited about the financial journey and not necessary the money itself. Gemini's are looking for financial freedom . . and their freedom means everything to them. Money is simply a means to an end.

Many Gemini's are entrepreneurs because clocking into a regular job will just wear them out mentally. Gemini needs freedom and flexibility in their job because they know that they can count on themselves to provide what they need. Being limited by someone else telling them how much money they can make (a paycheck) does not rhyme with their spirit. Gemini needs unlimited possibility in their job. This is why jobs that are freelance or a job with commission will work well for them. It's all about flexibility. Gemini always has an ace up their sleeve and can always make more money in a pinch.

Now we come to the highlight of this post... Drumroll...

HOW TO MAKE KHUSHI KHUSH...

• To seduce a Gemini woman you absolutely need to rethink the persuasion process. Forget about the deceptive, shallow approach because she will see through that in a nanosecond! Instead, key in on her intellect, which is the core of her beautiful and brainy being. An intellectual stratagem draws in the exciting, but restless female Gemini like a moth to a flame. Learn what makes a Gemini tick and get on with that brazen, but well-thought-out seduction. - Use that famous brain and start planning...
• Gemini's Need Compliments - No doubt, awestruck by her beauty, which is a generous astrological trait bestowed upon Gemini's of the female gender, you will find yourself lusting after this usually petite mortal goddess. Striking green eyes and long, flirty eyelashes may lead you to believe she is coming on to you and your job is done, but not so fast; it is a wicked game she plays and you have some work to do! - Is rang mein tum itni bhi buri nehin dikhti won't do... brush up that silver tongue...
• Take a crash-course in "Compliments 101" because your attempt to seduce a Gemini woman will be futile if you do not pay her a heap of genuine compliments. She will know if you are just going through the motions, too, so seriously practice up. Generally, though, you will find that complimenting her hair, clothes, makeup and of course, her perfect "10" body comes natural because Gemini's usually look luscious anyway. - Start mentioning what a gorgeous woman she is... Come on... you can do it... It's not as if you don't think it in your head...
• Communication - Successful seduction of a Gemini woman is going to involve some deep one-on-one conversation. Women born under the sign of Gemini are communicative, which is a cover up for; they like to talk…a lot! Do not let this fact find you running for the hills, however. Gemini women consider delightful conversation with a man a turn on as long as he engages her in intelligent tte--ttes. - Start talking... No more silent read-my-mind crap...
• Be Sociable and Ready to Party - A Gemini woman is so versatile; she will go from watching TV in sweat pants to her chic little black dress and a cocktail party in a New York minute. She will expect you to do the same. Sweet seduction will be yours if you can bear the burden of your Gemini girl being the life of the party; not to mention her being ogled by every male at a social event or sizzling dance club. If that turns you on, then all the better! - Put possessiveness in the back burner and take her out on lavishly romantic dates...
• Seduce a Gemini Woman with Adventure - Gemini women have an inborn need to act on impulse, so impress her with an impromptu hiking trip in the mountains or a bed-and-breakfast ski weekend. While female Gemini's are girly girls in the beauty department, most are athletically fit. Do not be surprised if the seduction of your dreams packs a snow board and roller blades in the trunk of her car. - Or atleast an impromptu Nainital trip...
• The seduction of a Gemini woman can be as complicated as planning a trip around the world with her or as simplistic as sharing a few brews with her on game day. One of the most adaptable and sexual signs in astrology; the patient and thoughtful seduction of a Gemini is worth the wait! - And we are waiting with you...