CRIMINOLOGY - help line CRIME WITHOUT PUNISHMENT

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Dear Friends, as we know all criminals r just a innoccent and bhatke hue people, but most of time court cant understand their psychology and they just become victim of incompitant law makers, who believes tht all crime sd be punished😆😆 I hv my full sympathy with such victimes, so decided to open a help line for new comers in crime line to make their life easy and do crimes fearlessly without punishment 🤣 🤣 🤣. So any one who want to join this most prospective area in future or who hs already joined but dont know how to escap from law, can ask me questions. we will provide such brilliant ideas tht no law, no court can even dare to touch u 🤣 Idea Maharaj is ready to answer ur question😆
Ok we hv first call:

caller (a male) - Sir i want to ditch my old version of wife and want to live with my new updated version of girl friend. but my friends r saying tht i will be jailed for adultery. pls help me.
Idea maharaj - no need to worry, we hv great idea for u idea of TRUE LOVE. u can cheat ur wife anytime and can hv any no of Girl friends. if judge will question u, u just tell him its my TRUE LOVE and thn see the effect. he will not only let u go scott free but even salute u for ur TRUE LOVE🤣🤣i can prescribe u FBS and ABS, which can make ur life more easy. u will get it in discount price now for time limited😆

Next call (a felame) - Sir i m living with a married man and want to kill her wife, as he cant get divorce from her and our status is illegal. although i dont care this legality, but any way i just not want tht my husband hs any connection with his legal wife.
Idea Maharaj - For u i hv a brilliant idea, which is now very popular and there is 100% guaranty of success🤣 This idea is INSECURITY🤣🤣Very usefull idea. u can not only kill his wife, but even make life hell to his family. it can save u from other law breaking too like trafic rule, mental harrassment etc.so dont worry go ahead in ur mission. INSECURITY will save u fromm all hurdle 🤣

Next caller - Sir i want to Bash finacer, who finance me whole my life, but suddenly stopped funding. i m already habituated to eat muft ka roti, but now i hv to work and earn. ab ye anyay hai na mere sath. they spoiled my habit and now want me to work. pls give me some idea so tht i can vent my bhadas🤣🤣
Idea Maharaj - just for ur type of VICTIMS😉 we hv invented a new brand of idea. tht is SELF RESPECT😉😉 u just go to ur financer, shout as much as u want tht he hurt ur self respect by funding and relax urself. very effective idea.
caller - but by this SELF RESPECT speaches, dont i need to return all the charity money😕
Idea maharaj - No no, this is the special quality of this newly invented idea. there is no need to return money. u can even challange thm for anything, but never even utter a word abt money returning🤣🤣🤣

Next caller (parents of a Bridegroom) - Sir we want a lot of dahez in the marriage of our son, but the problem is now a stupid law against dahez hs been very strict and we r scared🤣🤣
Idea Maharaj - Arey jab Baba ke paas aa gaye to darna kya. we hv idea for all crimes without punishment. specially for u, we took idea from a very famous couple JAGO😉 from their idea of sukhi, hara bhara, nirala grihasti, we got idea. u just stop ur wife from working, thn ask equal share in sukhi grihasti. Naturally she wd be unable to share the expenses. at tht time ask her to demand her share in ur Mayka property. So dahej bhi aur punishment bhi nahin🤣🤣 Dahez Lobhi organisation is going to award this JAGO couple for giving such brilliant idea. Come in the award function and u will get more and more idea for Sukhi Grihasti, directly from these great couple🤣🤣

Any one who want to get idea from IDEA MAHARAJ dont hagitate to call us. whnever IDEA MAHARAJ will be online, will reply u. OUR ONLY MOTIVE IS MAKE THIS WORLD CRIME FULL AND MAKE CRIMINALS FEARLESS🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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excellent 🤣 ideas maharajji for destroying the peace of others and live with joy and pleasure at cost of others peace 🤣 but never think of others just self and even don't hesitate to kill others also 🤣our babaji is doing makeover of society "stubbon but secure society by insecurities "
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Posted: 13 years ago
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hahahaha...this dahez idea is pretty dangerous what if grooms start demaning tht wife should equally contribute in household expenses if she's not working she should get it from her maika 😲😲

aisa idea to mujhe kabhi aaya hi nahi hai
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: niharika_n

hahahaha...this dahez idea is pretty dangerous what if grooms start demaning tht wife should equally contribute in household expenses if she's not working she should get it from her maika 😲😲


aisa idea to mujhe kabhi aaya hi nahi hai

idea maharaj will give ek se badhkar ek ideas. Just tune in 😆 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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@ankit hilarious post!!😆😆😆😆its really ROFL!!!🤣🤣🤣 i'll ask u a quesn wen i"ll get in sum situation 2 avoid law!!😉😉😆😆😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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not at all interested in maharaaj idea !
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Ankit...you are really the limit...where do you come up with these ideas????
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: groucho

Ankit...you are really the limit...where do you come up with these ideas????

Hi aditi jii all thanx to Idea baba. 😆 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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just in year or two mahraji u ll earn atleast 238 lakhs 😎🤣🤣what the ideas sir ji 'pranam babaji ohhh maharajji 'are u going to be like nirmal babaji lolll🤣,just charge 2000 rs per idea ,but sure of security safe ideas .but no gurantee when they expire 🤣 "third eye of ankit maharaj ji "babaji aap ki agli sabha kab hogi we should publisize it in jetsar also
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: anshansh

just in year or two mahraji u ll earn atleast 238 lakhs😎🤣🤣what the ideas sir ji 'pranam babaji ohhh maharajji 'are u going to be like nirmal babaji lolll🤣,just charge 2000 rs per idea ,but sure of <font color="#660099">security safe ideas .but no gurantee when they expire🤣"third eye of ankit maharaj ji "babaji aap ki agli sabha kab hogi we should publisize it in jetsar also</font>

No No, no material interest. Baba is out of material world. Baba just want a CRIMINAL BASED SOCIETY. So no fear of being exposed. But yes in tht society no place for selfless sacrificing people. If there r any we will launch MUKHAUTA UTARO ABHIYAN to clean the society from such UNREAL personality 😆
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