i was given a dare to post topic n write joke so here it is
Ek galli mein ek baar ek sadak chhap tapori ladka ek
gori ladki ko dekh kar puchta hain: " Aye chikni,
Bhaag ke shaadi kare ya shaadi karke bhaag jaaye?
ladki kehti hain : " Tooti chappal se maar khayega ya
chappal tootne tak maar khayega?