1. Aapko keya lagta hai Mr.Kapoor, mai aapki elawa kisi or ko notice kar rahi thi...
Aapko pata hai mere problem keya hai k mujhe aapke elawa or koe nazar hi nehi ata...
... * Aapki kharrate Mr.Kapoor, aapki kharrate...
Mujhe problem honi chahiye usse, lekin mujhe achchi lagti hai aapki kharrate...
Mai kal ratko isliye nehi so payi keu ki aap kamre me nehi the,
Keu ki mujhe aapki kharrato ki aadat hogeyi hai...
2. Agar marne se pehle kuch mai dekhna chahungi na Mr.Kapoor to woh serf or serf aapka chehra hoga...
Because I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Yes i do bohot peyar karti hu mai aapse...
3. Keya Mr.Kapoor... Mujhe aapse I LOVE YOU kehna tha maine keh diya...
Aapko mujhse I LOVE YOU kehna tha aapne bhi keh diya...
Aab jab hum donoke beach mai kuch bhi kehne sunneko reh hi nehi geya
To hume so hi jana chahiye naaa...
4. Dhire li jiye na kharrate, asa lag raha hai mere kan me hi kharrate le rahe hai...
* Wese bhi humari shadi huyi hai,
Ase keu bihave kar rahe hai jese kal rat humne koe chori ki hai...
* Meri pehli holi hai isliye mai chahti hu ki sabse pehle mujhe rang aap lagaye...
5. Bhaiya jalebi hai keya...
Aapne holi pe jalebi nehi rakkhi, mai aapki shikayat ma se karungi
Maaa
6. Pta hai bohooot bure hai Mr.Kapoor...
Bohooot bure hai
* Pata hai aapko jab maine unhe chup kara ne ki koshis ki nahi,
Jab maine kuch kehne ki kosish ki na to unhone chup kara diya...
7. Yeh charo tawliye mere liye...
Lekin Mr.Kapoor tawliya ak hai par hat to mere char hai...
To mai ak se nal kholungi, ak se sabun pakrungi...
* Lekin mai nahaungi kese...
Matlab mere char char hat hai or mai serf ak hu...
* Mai khud hi nahayi na...
Keya, Aapne...
* To safay keu de rahe hai, shikayat thori kar rahi hu...
8. Aab tum itne bhi inocent nehi ho siddant
K tumhe yeh nehi samajh me aa raha k mai keya bol rahi hu...
* Mai kuch bolti nehi iska matlab yeh nahi, ki mai kuch dekhti bhi nehi
* Or please is bar samajh jana,
Yeh bar bar upar niche upar niche karna mujhe achcha nehi lagta...
9. Thik hai agar aap nehi karenge na wapas to mai esi waqt ma papa ke sath ghar chali jaungi
Or ak hapte tak wapas nehi aaungi...
10. Uski nobat hi nehi ayegi, keu ki mai aapko chor ke kahi jane nehi wali hi...
* Rishab jab Mr.Kapoor ise dekhenge na to kitne khus honge...
Mai to unka reaction dekhne ke liye utavli ho rahi hu...