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Piece of art by 5 crazy fans of Arnav - Finally, we saved him ! AAANNNCCCHHHOOO !
IMP NOTE - This is our fiction.. we think that Khushi and Shyam share a special love bond.. please don't take it personally..we are not bashing any character here.. its just for fun..Enjoy !!!!
ShyamJi Ki Kripa se main phansi...
Bhaang ke nashe mei maine pol khol di..
Shyam ji ne haath pakda maroda..
Maine upni zuban ka taala toda ...
Taala toota, buj gaya dhol,
Shyam ji ne maara sixer goal
Taare gin ke shyamji ke saath raat bitayi...
subah zuban pe chuppi lagaye...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~
Unki smile se na dil dhadke,
na hi aaye acidity...pyaare se shyamji ~~~
Ek hi kambal mei machaya shor...kisi ne nahi dekha hamari ore..
asr hamesha upni Di ke liye pareshan..
na dekha unhoone pool side ek naya mehmaan
Humne kya raat bitayee..taron ke saath meteors bhi gine,
batane mei mujhe aaye husee..
Shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi...
Unhone jab bhi been bajaye mein bhaagti chali aaye...
shyam ji shyam ji karte Asr ki bolti band karvaye...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~
Shantivan ki shanti bangh hai pakki...
shyamji aur meri dosti hai pakki...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Subah uthe aur main uth na saki,
Shyam ji pant ke pocket mei meri saree phansi..
shyam ji ki kripa se. ~~~~~~
ASR ki aaknon pe marti hain ladkiyan..
mohe toh bhaye shyamji ki smirkiyan...
shyamji ki kripa se~~~~
Shyamji ki smirkiyan ne dhaaya kamaal...
hum kya asr ka bhi ho gaya bura haal..
hai, kahin yeh gay ki to nahi nishani..
Shyamji ki kripa se~~~~
Nahi sahungi nahi sahungi...
ASR ko bulayein Hottwa aur Shyamji ko Fattwa...
shyamji ki kripa se~~~
Shyamji ka fattwa main kum karwake rahungi...
asr ki black cofee ub shyamji ko pilwa ke rahungi..
na karani mujhe upne shyamji ki jug hasee..
Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Na ghar ki rahi , na ghat ki...
aisi lagegi meri waat ...
Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Mere sivaye unhe koi aur na dikaye de...
shyamji kitne pyare...mein toh buri phansi ...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Aaj Shyamji ko main breakfast me ande khilaungi...
asr ko sirf toast hi doongi...
bus khate hi gym bhejungi..
shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~~
ASR phansaye dhadkan aur pyaar se lekin mujhe to shyamji ki leching hi bhaye...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ka pathar..asr ke phool se pyara..
humei shyamji ke ishq ne maara..shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
ASR ki what the what the dimaag ghumaiye..
.shyamji ki khushiji khushiji dil ko sehlaye...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~
Girti hun ASR ki bahon mein
lekin dum hai shyamji ki leching mein...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Saare shantivan ke phool paudhe na chupa payenge shyamji ke irade...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ne raat ko mujhe bahot tung kiya..
spider ki tarah hur jagah sting kiya..
mar ke bhi nahi mari tere pyar mei..
shyam ji ki kripa se~~~~~
Asr ki bahon mei girna to ek bahana hai..
uska dum pata lagana hai..
shyamji ki tub karwaongi taiyaari...
tub aayegi mujhe uthane ki baarii
Shyamji ne uthaya to kya uthaya...
asr ki khushbu ko badbu banaya..
shyamu main to tere pyar mei rang gayi..
chal aa lagta hai tujhe bhi bhaang chadh gayi
Shyamji kuch bhi kar jayenge ...
.suhaag raat ke liye mar jayege...
isse kehte hain pyaar...
kya kar payega ASR ki aankhon ka vaar...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Chalo batate hai hum tumhe upne SR ki dastaan..
.hotho aur jazbaato ka kya vastaa...
ub milkar peete hai lassi..shyam ji ki krpa se ~~~~~
Aaye pyaari si raat...suhaagon wali...
shyamji ki smirking se umeedon wali...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Suhaag ki sej hai sujee..
pool side mei ladiyan lugi...
asr ke kamre se roshni ne pukara..
shyamji ne use de maara..
Pyaar se jalebi banayi...
shyamji ne suhaag raat pe khayi...
hota ASR toh deni padti dawai...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~
ASR datre the hamare duppate ke girne se...
shyamji lapakte hain hamaare button ke pecche...
kya pyaari suhaag raat hai aaye...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Raat bhar humne diwali manayi..
pathako ki jagah kapdo se holi manayi..
asr ki baahon mei maine aise kubhi laaj na aayi ...
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~
Mere peeche peeche lucknow se delhi wo aaye..
suhaag raat ke sapne aankon mein sajaye...A
SR toh khaali-peeli Delhi ghumaye...
white shirt ka ek button bhi ne khulwaye...s
hyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Na shirt dikhi na pant...shyamji nahi hai hamare husband..
phir bhi unki baahein maine kaseee...shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~~
Chummi de de keh rahe the shyam ji...
what the sun sun ke kaan puk gaye the hai ji..
kahan chummi deti unhe.
.jub what the se aage chummi hi nahi suni...
Baar baar deewar ke paas hamein legaye...
maine socha abhi shayad kuch hoye...
ASR bechhare sharma gaye...
aur shyamji ko dekho ek hi bar mein chipak gaye...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Kehte hai deewaron ke bhi kaan hote hai..
is duniya mei hamare shyaam ji jaise kahan hote hai...pati hamara bahote kanjoos nikla..shyamu ne to hur tarah ka juice gatka..
Jab jab mere paas Shyamji "hiss" hiss" karte aaye,
maine unse khoob gappe ladaye...
Pyaar se duniya unhe Snakewa hai kehti, Apni biwi se unhe allergy hai rehti... shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Hiss hiss karte phuns gaye shyamji..
kiss kiss ki baaji maar gaye asr ji...
kya kya nahi socha tha unhone..
badle mei padh gaye mere kapde dhone..shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~
Aadhi raat ko lagi bhook...pool side banaya machliyon ka soup...
shyam ji ki ho mili na kiss...unki ho gayi tay tay phiss..
shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Chumma to mein lekar rahunga..
shyam ne zor se chillaya...
main hui sharm se paani paani...
main hoon shyamji ki deewani..shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Dard-e-dil ka shyam ji ko ehsaas nahi hota...
aadhi raat ko humein chod kar paani piyat rahe in lota..
barbaad ho gaye hum unke pyar mei..
aur wo kehte hai is tarah SR nahi hota...Shyam ki kripa se ~~~~~
Shyamji ne mujhe aisi jhappi lagai,
Arnavji ke dimaag ki batti bujhai...
Upar se maine aisa dialogue maara,
Arnavji ki life ho gayi Jhinga Lala...
shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Buaji ne shyamj se humari kar di thi sagai,
"hai re nandkishore" keh keh ke humari watt lagai...
shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Shyam ji ne jub humein jhappi lagayi..
unke haathon mei hamari kamar pakdayee..
hai devi maiya aisa julm na karna..
nahane ke baad ub humei gunda mut karna..Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
SR insaan ki zaroorat hai...I & M ko kum karne ki hukumat hai..
hai yeh raat kaise kate...Shyamji paani pee pee kar bathroom mei phunse..
Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~~
Shyam ji chupte hai ped ke peeche,
bhai behen ki aakhon mein dhool hain jhokte..
hum bhi unke hi saamne apna dukhda hai rote...
humari akal pe lage hain taale mote mote..
shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
shyamji hain humein sabse pyaare,
unki smirk ke hain hum deewane...
arnavji ki smirk ki hai duniya deewani,
humein toh apne snake ki constipation hai pyaari..
shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Shyamji ki biwi hain akal ki kachchi,
dikhati hain apne aapko badi achchi,
Arnavji ke saath jab bhi hum Rabba ve hain karte,
Di ko yaad aate hain apne Chhote..
shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Shyamji har baar karte hain hiss hiss hiss...
Arnavji apni wt d se karte hain unki tai tai phiss...par phir bhi unki hiss pe mera dil karta hai dhish tish dhish tish...shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~~
Shyamji ki adao pe laxmiji bhi hain marti, unke bed pe jaake susu potty hain karti...
humara aur unka bada gehra hai yaarana, hum dono ne milke ASR ka dimaag hai khaana..shyamji ki kripa se mein phansi~~~shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~~
Arnav ne Kiya apne pyaar ka izhaar...Khushi ki dhadkano ne kar diya Arnavji ko bekarar...Shyamji ne bhi kiya on d spot shikar...Bhej diya Anjali bomb loaded with nimbu ka achaar...!!!...Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~~~
Rabba ve dekh dekh kar ..Shyam ji bhi machlaye.
.Ek hi khwab hai ub dekhte...
SR mei bus Khushi ji ke saath Snake ve ho jaye...Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ne kiya SR mei upne pyar ka izhaar...Khushi ji dhadkan bhooli aur jalebi pe kiya vaar... Mrs asr banne ke khwab hi bhula chuki wo...mrs. Halwai banne mei ho wo khush hai yaar..Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~
Bhaang ke nashe mein Shyamji ban gaye humare yaar,
psychos ki tarah karte hain humse pyaar..
unki biwi hai akal se bimaar, all she is concerned about is "neembu ka achaar"..
Shyam ji ki Kripa se ~~~~~
Arnav aur Khushi ki Pya.ar ki pungi bajate bajate Khul gayi Shyamji ki Lungi...Aur Khushi keh rahi hai WT D WT D WT D la la la la la la...la la la la la la...mein nahi nachungi nahi nachungi nahi nachungi...!!! Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~
White white sunkar Shyam ji ko aaya gussa...socha main bhi pehenkar aaunga kuch white pakka...shirt ya track nahi Mili udhaar..pehenkar aaye white chaddi ,
ub Khushi ji tum karo unhe sweekar...Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji aur hamri jodi hai pakki...Arnav ke Trust ki tarah kabhi na hogi kachchi...
.par ek baat unki humko nahi lagti hai achchi...
woh hamesha hote rahte hain touchy tochy!!!...
Shyam ji ki Kripa se~~~~
Arnav ke nazar ke tiron se hum he behaal...
par kya karen unhone diya hume kamre se nikaal...
ab humne bhi soch liya shyam ji se hi kaam chala lete hain filhaal...
Arnav ke to hum sirf noch sakte hain baal!!!...
Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~~
Anjy ganjy ne kiya nimbu achaar ka ishtehaar..
.jaakar chotey ke room mei khoob kiya prachar..
.jub samay aaya khane ka mazedar ...
Shyam babua ki tarah wo bhi nikla fake aachar...Shyam ji ki kripa se~~~~~
Na khana humein nimbu...na khana uska achaar...
Anjy ganjy yahan se Jao..ubhi hum tumhare pati ke liye bekraar...
Shyam ji ki kripa se~~~~
Shyamji ke constipation ke hain hum deewane,
aate hain unko humse nain ladane..
Gaye hum poolside apne dupatte ke bahane,
apne best friend ko Arnavji ki shikayat lagane.. Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~
Shyamji ne dheere se ghoonghat uthaya...
badle mei humse tamacha paya.
.abbey itna time nahi hai yaar...
jaldi kar isse pehle uth jaye asr...
shyamji ki kripa se~~~~
Asr ne suni aahat..
dekha upni teekhi nazron se bahar...
na aaya unhe nazar wo nazara...
snake Khushi ne kambal ke andar khola upna upna pitara..
.Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ne dhoond liya humari bedding ka raaz,
ASR ho jaayenge ab humse naaraz..
Shyamji lagayenge ab misunderstanding ka chaukka,
mil jayega humein ASR ke bed pe sone ka mauka..
Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Asr ke bed pe kisko sona hai...
humein to shyamji ki bahon mei hona hai...
kaash asr bed se humein de de dhakka...
neeche chupe ho Shyam , isse achha kahan milega mauka...
Shyam ji ki kripa se~~~~~
Pyaar se log humein kehte hain chamkili,
Shyam ji ke pyaar mein hum hain rangeeli..
Arnav aur audience ko hum dete hain chakma,
Shyamji hi hain humare asli balma.. Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Karte hain hum shyaam ji se pyaar...
arnav se to hai bas takrar...
holi ke tym hum khel rahe the izhaar izhaar...
kyunki kaam kuch nahi tha toh baithe the bekar!!!!...
Shyam ji ki Kripa se~~~~~~
Pal mein tola pal mein masha aise hain hamare arnavji...
bhaang pite samay karte hain ramanchi...
.talli hone baad toh ban jate hain full on Shahrukhji...
hamari dhadkanon ke beech mein aa jate hain pyaare shyamji...
.6 mahine 6 mahine chillane se pehle hi ghus jaati hain hamari new found DI...Anji d Ganji!!! Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~~
Karte hain hum pyaar hamare Shyamjise...
nahi hona insult baar baar Arnavjise...
ASR humare saath kya khak manayega suhaagraat...
jab poolside pe hum aur shyamji baithe honge daale haaton mein haath...!!!
Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~
Shyamji pyaar ke liye hain bade bekaraar,
Shantivan ke trees bhi hai unke shikaar...
Trees se chipak chipak ke gaate hain gaane,
dimaag se paidal hain wo itna bhi na jaane..
Shyamji ki Kripa se~~~~~
Kya dhoop nikli suhani..la la la la la ...
maine shyamji ko sunai kahani...lalalala..
asr ne gel ko bhulaya...lalalalal...
humne pool side ko dhobi ghat banaya...lalallalal..
shyamji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ne pakdi kalai..
aaj kapde dhote dhote unki badi yaad aayi...
kaha unhe chahiye chumpi...
humne kaha hum ubhi aaye humpty dumpty..
shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ne kari aaj galat baat,
sahi jaghe pe padni chahiye unhe laat...
shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
ASR ke Bikhrey hai Baaal ?; Khushi ne kiya Dhup ka use Kamaal;
Ganji copies chotey and bikhrey apane Baal,
Tabhi aake Shamu ne bichaya apana Jaal;
Khud hi faas gaya bechare ka hua Buraa Haaal. ..And all coz of SHAMU KRIPA ~~~~ :-D!!
Raat yeh kaali andher raat..
Shyamji ki zuban pur hai koi to ek baat..
kehte hai asr ne aisee maari laat..
baap ban ne ke chod diye saare khwab..
Shyam ji ke kripa se ~~~~
Shyamji ne diya zor ka jhatka..hamari kamar pe patila ja aatka..
yeh dekhar aayi asr ji ko zor se hasee..
Shyam Ji ki kripa se main phansi ~~~
Shyamji ne kaha Khushiji ki haatho mein hai magic,
unhe nahi pata unka love angle hai tragic..
Shyam Ji ki kripa se main phansi ~~~
anjy ganjy ne phir se chalaya upna jaadu...
neem tulsi ke patto se kar diya khushi ko bekabu...
dekho kaise daudi unke kamre mei...
shyamji ke saath bitane kuch lamhe..Shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~
Yeh sub Hormones ki maya hai..kisne kiske saath kisko sulaya hai..
khushi aur shyam ke hormones ne kiya asr ka safaya hai.
.shyam ji ki kripa se ~~~~
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