A Short OS: Khushi's Pranks!

Khushi was thinking hard..pencil tapping her forehead, sleep forgotten..thinking hard of what next move to pull on Arnav…

Just then an idea hit her. Her face broke into a grin and she scribbled furiously in her notebook.

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*morning*

Arnav was getting ready to go to office, he was running late..since Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada had taken over his bathroom…but if only he could find ittt!

He picked up the bedsheets and checked by the poolside, where he had to sleep last night because of her. He checked his closet and even under the bed but he couldn't seem to find it.

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Impatient, he storms downstairs..

Arnav: Di!! Kya aap ne dekha hai?

Anjali: kya chhote?

Arnav: *sighs impatiently* mera bluetoothh?

Anjali: nahin chhote..

Arnav: leave it *and walks out the house without breakfast.*

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Khushi standing by the poolside witnessing this, beams to herself and sways happily.

She says to herself: Kyun Arnavji, humare kaan toh Laxmiji ki tarah hai.. toh aap se zyada yeh Bluetooth ki humhe zaroorat hai.. *she holds up the Bluetooth and smiles*

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Part 2:

*another day*

Everyone was at the dining table.

Khushi: Di, humhe aap se kuch zaroori baat karni thi…

Anjali: ji kahiye bhabhi?

Khushi glances at Arnav who seemed suspicious at this: wohh.. humhe kapde kharid ne ke liye bahaar jaana tha.. hum aap hi ko saath lejaate lekin aap iss haal mein..aur arnavji ko office jaana hai..

Anjali is about to say something when Shyam speaks up: agar aap chahti ho toh hum aapke saath chalejaye khushiji? *he smiles innocently but we all know he isn't!*

Khushi gets uncomfortable.. how could she get out of this now, she thought?

Arnav: us ski koi zaroorat nahin hai JIJAJI *ASR BG Tune*.. khushi ko shopping mein le jaoonga ..aakhir mein uss ka pati jo hoon ..*ASR says this without even batting an eyelash..he reinforces the emphasis on the fact that he is her husband..and shyam just twitches his face*

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Arnav and Khushi get in the car. Khushi had her next plan to play…

Arnav switches on the radio to put some slow English songs on (maybe opera? LOL)

Khushi looks from the radio to Arnav, from Arnav to the radio (with her funny face)

Khushi: yeh kya haiii?!

Arnav: ise Operah kehte hai..for your information!

Khushi switches the channel and Arnav jumps at the sudden song change. *Jalebi Bai playing*

Khushi does a little dance whilst she is sitting. Arnav just looks at her horrified!

Arnav: WHAT THEE! Yeh kyaa haii?

Khushi: shaayad aapko pata nahin hoga..yeh aaj kal ke DESI gaane hai..lekin chodiye aapko kaise pata hoga..laard governor..

Arnav: what thee..! *he switches the channel back to opera.. *

Khushi changes it back to Jalebi Bai..

Arnav changes it again and Khushi does the same!

Khushi: yeh indiaa hai, aap ka Angrezz ya Amrica nahin! Iss liye yehi gaana chal ne dijiye.

Arnav just clenches his jaw and hits the steering wheel. Khushi jumps but then looks out the window and smiles…

Khushi sings along: *Cha cha chikne..chikne mujhse phisal gaye..ka ka ka kitne, haye kitno ke dam nikal gaye, hai tauba kya hoga, jo hoga so hoga, sab mujhse poochte hai tu kaun des se aayi.. *then she screams in his face* NAAAM JALEBI BAIII !! :L

This was done purely with the intention that it may make someone smile! so guys like and comment if it made you smile!! 😊

Definitely worked in bringing a smile on my face. Cute OS :0)

This is part 3 of the OS i wrote for fun yesterday, the Khushi's Pranks one:P i was not intending to carry this on..but Khushi's ''what the'' inspired me ;) once again, i hope it makes you smilee!! 😃

Part 3:
*Arshi have gone shopping..(continued from previous part)*
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Khushi gets out the car extremely happy. Arnav comes round and didn't seem too pleased but this just added to Khushi's smile :P
Arnav: chalohhh!
Khushi's smile disappears and she follows him making a face..
*inside the shop*
They walk up to a counter.
Khushi smiles and says: bhaiyya humhe kuch kapde dekhne hai, aur haan agar aapke paas gote waala dresses ho toh wohh bhi dikhayye.
Arnav just sighs a little embarrassed, but says to the shopkeeper: aur acchi quality ke dikhanaa.. (aakhir ASR ki patni hai hehe)
Khushi gets really excited at all the bright and colourful dresses.
She thinks to herself as she looks at the price tags: agar hum akele yaa jiji ke saath aate toh hum shayyad ek bhi nahin lete..*she casts a sideways glance at arnav who was too busy doing something in his phone*
Khushi makes a 'fake confused' face, tuts and says: yeh sab itne acche hai..humhe nahin pata kaunsaa kharidoon.. *this makes Arnav look up from his phone*
Arnav, still a little annoyed says: Khushi tumhe jo lena hai wohh le lo, kitni der lagaati ho.
Khushi presses her lips together to stop from laughing..
Khushi: bhaiyya yeh SAAARE pack kar do. *KSR funny BG tune*
Arnav looks up in surprise, a little perplexed. Khushi just gives him a big smile.
Khushi acts shy and says: Arnavji, zaraa inko paise de dijiye na..
Arnav just glares at her. Then he asks the shopkeeper, ''kitne hue?''
Shopkeeper looks a little uncomfortable: sir, wohh aapne humhe acchi quality ke kapde dikhane ke liye kahan tha..aur aapki patni ko toh iss mein se sab chaahiye..
Arnav now impatient: just get to the point! Kitne hue?
Shopkeeper: dher crore. (jjust imagine they were like really expensive, like over 10lakhs for each and KSR bought about over 20 dresses or something)
Khushi's eyes widen at this into a shocked face. Arnav looks at her but she recover quickly to give him an innocent smile. He pulls out a credit card and hands it to the shopkeeper.
Khushi smiles as she watches the shopkeeper pack all the dresses. She glances at Arnav and thinks to herself: 'ab kya kare arnavji, humhe ameer aadmi ko fasaane ka bohot shauk jo hai'' *wink*
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Khushi is smiling and walking to the car. But Arnav was not walking beside her.. she turns around..
Arnav was struggling. He was carrying ALL the bags. (lol imagine that!). He looks up at Khushi who stood there with her hands folded and enjoying watching him struggle'
He finally manages to get to the car. He walks round to the back of the car to put all the bags in. he drops them on the floor and sighs.
Khushi: *gasps* yeh aap kya kar rahe hai! Kapde mehenge hai, zaraa sambhal ke..
Arnav clenches his jaw: toh tumhe itne mehenge kapde lene ko kissne kaha tha.
Khushi smiles again: aap hi no toh kaha tha..*ASR is about to interrupt but she continues..* ke hum bohot saste hai.. *she puts her hand on her hips* kya tha wohh? ..''CHEAP'' ..tohh iss liye humne aaj koi bhi kapde 'cheappp' nahin kharide *she smiles up at him*
Arnav: hai devi mayya!..*he then looks at her whose eyes had widened, horrified at himself, clenches his fist, dashes all the bags in and walks to the front of the car. He gets in and slams the door shut,😊 whilst Khushi just runs to the car happily and gets in as he drives off.
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I loved it ,read all 3 parts together but arnavs 'hai devi maiya ' ripped me up . Well written that was very funny

This definatley made me smile and laugh so well done on a fantastic job xoxoxo