Reason 562: Why Suraj should dump Sandhya

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navyaalex8

@navyaalex8

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Posted: 13 years ago

If there weren't 561 reasons already for Suraj to get rid of Sandhya, here's the latest:

SHE DOESN"T RECYCLE!!!

Suraj puts old editions to good use but Sandhya sticks to them like that superfast glue that stuck their fingers together (BTW, can anyone tell me where I can get that? I need to reattach my eyeballs after that bit of shameless flirting under the bed and outright LYING from Sandhya...Isn't she the sacchayi ki rani?)

So Sandhya's turned out to be a secret hoarder...While she extols the virtues of Faye Kellerman novels and the friendliness of Statistical analyses texts, what is she going to do with all those books? Donate them to poor bankers? ( Now that's an oxymoron !)

And don't newspapers impart knowledge too???

And poor Suraj? He continues to regard her crackpot quirks as the possible glimmers of blossoming love...I DON"T THINK SO! In the meantime the poor man tries to convince his family of her goodness...But he's beginning to look like this:

Please Suraj...Jago Suraj pyaare...It's time to put Sandhya in the place she rightly belongs:

Disclaimer: This is meant to be a bit of fun and to have a laugh after yesterday's bekaar epi which tightened around my neck tighter than that necklace...The intention is NOT to hurt anybody's sensibilities..I'm a card carrying member of the Support Sandhya Society too, so no joote-chappal please !