Smile plzzz !!

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?

Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosri ne Deshwasion ke liye!

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.

Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Wow..
great yaar..
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lol...............i love the last one its so funny!!! 😆

Originally posted by: Bubbles_Rox

lol...............i love the last one its so funny!!! 😆

yeah i knw.. the last one is the best 😆😆😆

lolzzz 😆 😆 😆
thanx for sharing..........

thnx 4 sharin
lolz 😆 😆
ths is hilariuz ma frnd 😆

LOLZ 😆 😆 😆

Thanks for sharing 😛

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they're rly funny thnx a lot for sharing! 😆

-Areej

haha, lol.
thanks for sharing. 😃 😃 😃