by Nishkala: Rama will not give up..she will try to separate Anant and Navya ...I just don't understand why don't these serial vamps understand that marriage is for keeps and they cannot break a relationship just like that .Rama will still want Anant to marry Shagun...second hand hi sahi...
Bua dadi will taunt Navya for every single thing,and Navya will burn her fingers,bump her head yet stay calm at the end of the day...
Anant will know one out of 10 things and he will ask Navya"Kyun Navya Kyun??Why are u tolerating all these things?"
Navya will say.."I don't care for all these things Anant as long as you are by my sidemere paas tum ho!!😊... How fitting these words are in current context .. amazing!😊
classic bollywood diramas by Nisha: navyaalex8: After the shocks provided by the episodes , SBS segments etc over the last few days, here are a couple of lighthearted Bollywood inspired clips in an attempt to lift the mood...Writing them cheered me up and I hope the whacky melodrama makes you laugh as well...
Feel free to join the production by adding your own versions including, music, song, dance, drama etc! Everything goes,...except any version of pehlaa pyaar- happy/sad/accapella/glee version etc
(Note: Almost identical versions have already been posted in Tanu's adda so it may be a repeat telecast for some IFers...Still... ...)
Here goes:
Story 1: The dramatic marriage
(all credits :Nishkala) Anant breaks a chairs leg,burns it and goes round and round that poor broken chair's leg..to complete their 7 pheras,Anant will cut his fingers..and smear his blood on navya's forehead...or else they will go to a dilapidated temple where they will have tons of monkeys as their witness...Story 2 : Majdoor for a day
( concept: tanu/laddoo598 )Since our AnYa have no skills apart from their pretty faces and are completely dependent on mama-papa, Anant becomes a majdoor QSQT style after eloping.
While Anant breaks his slender back majdooring, Navya will make rotis on a chulha with blood, sweat, tears and hair...(Like that funny b&w bit in 3 idiots, navya and her khulekhule baal will guarantee a few stray hairs on her rolling pin )
Anyway he'd be working as a majdoor for a scant few days only...
A rich memsaab will see him on the roadside and inevitably adopt him...Navya's goodness will cause her to find favour with a grandfatherly businessman when she gives him back his fallen purse/ nurses him to health after an accident ... Meanwhile Nimmi will elope/be kidnapped, Rama will try to poison everyone, Gautam will run away having taken all of their life savings...Anant will be the only one who can save Nimmi from neanderthal and Navya will show Gautam the error of his ways after braving a sleazy club... Her Mother India speech will bring tears to the eyes of every soul!
After every bollywood cliche is exhausted, AnYa will triumph!
Story 3
: JudaaiOur couple will have twin girls...The delivery will take place during a stormy night with plenty of thunder and lightning...Tsunami and hurricane warnings abound ( This is bollywoody Navya...just 1 natural disaster wont do , we need the hurricane and the tsunami at the same time peeps )...While our couple are escaping, a tree/rock/ HP & the Order of the phoenix will fall on Anant's head while he tries to heroically protect Navya and... the family get separated!!!
Anant will lose his memory/sense and be chained somewhere...this is the least farfetched bit of the story...The tree knocking out the little buddhi he does possess is only natural...His hair and beard will grow out but he'll still look hawwtt (like in his teri palke video )...
Navya will escape with twin 1 and be the trusted naukar of a huge house : The Bajpais...No one recognises her cos she has a 1cm scar...(If batman becomes unrecognisable because of a holey scarf around his eyes, why cant Navya be incognito?)...She will sevaofy everyone...She brings baba his eyeglasses to protect his trademark glare...She softens angry papa's senseless anger ...She rubs buadadis legs despite her kicking her...She will clean rama's jewellery shop collection...She makes laddoos with dukhiatmas...Her selfless sacrificial behaviour continues interrupted only by her version of a crying jag: A single tear down her cheek...
Twin 1 ( Vasanti ) with Navya will be so sanskaari that the Bajpais will adopt her...Poor child..We all know how daughters are treated in that family...Look at Nimisha...They will suppress every good and natural feeling in her and try getting her married to a chimpanzee at age 15...
Identical Twin 2 ( Basanti )will be raised a basti but her good looks (she has Anant's smile and Navya's hair) will catch the eye of a modelling agency...Her face will be plastered on billboards everywhere advertising hair oil...No one from the Bajpai parivaar will see her because, of course, looking at ads is not allowed...
The family are finally reunited when Basanti starts advertising soap...Before the family are separated, they each got 1 piece of a soapdish...Anant the bottom, Navya and Vasanti the lid, and Basanti the soap ...Rama is the catalyst ...She sees the shiny plastic lid when Navya cries over it and immediately has to have it (to put basanti's soap in)...Anant's memory is restored when the twilight saga falls on his head, they save Vasanti from Chimpu and they all live happily ever after...
If the twins were boys, no prizes for guessing...Police and Chor...The one with Navya just HAS to say...Mere paas maa hai!!!
Please leave your comments/likes etc...(To the adda members: You may have already done so, but once more, with feeling... please? )
-here is addition by anantanant: OK Now, where's my bollywood checklist? Ah, here it is:
2. Defiant lovers pheras in full view of parents - tick (song: hum ne ghar chhoda hai etc)
3. Young, droolsome hero who has never lifted a spoon until now doing mazdoori lifting heavy sacks of god-knows-what and/or working on construction site which ticks all the boxes of unhealthy and unsafe working environment - tick again.
4. Cute heroine trying to cook on an open fire, with charcoal mark on her cheek making burnt rotis - tick.
5. Hero-heroine building house from scratch with environment-friendly materials, putting world class architects/builders to shame - tick. (song: akele hain toh kya gam hai)
6. Memory-loss, seeta-geeta/rami-shamu (one timid one bold), hatyachari villains/vamps - all tick.
& of course we can have other variations like Navya donating blood/kidney/eyes to win over bajpais - just imagine bua-dadi needing a heart and Navya being the bade dilwali donates it... Of course by then Anant has come back after completing his research on heart to heart transplants & saves Navya...Ok, let me stop before you and Tanu start hitting me with your stethoscopes :-)
How can we forget the punar janam option! Anya getting together in next janam and bua-dadi, angry papas (now Deepu has also joined this gang) and udi are all still around, of course, aged 156 or whatever... Anya need to have a song (pehlaaa pyaaar, oops, that's not allowed, na?) which they remember and they meet in this janam and recognise each other through that song - throw in an old dilapidated loony house with pictures of Anant... our Navya ends up in that bhoot bungalow and sees his pic and hears someone singing the song - she starts remembering last janam and the atyachar on the two of them - after some thrilling moments the lovers unite...
On the other hand, A is forced to grow beard to resemble Papa,Baba : as he has to takeover parampara of pravachans! In his mind, a rebel in A starts waking up, as he is denied his khushi - his love-his freedom... He grows beard, but goes out and instead of pravachans start acting in paint throwing, golden bikini moozik videos! ...
Ofcourse loonies are unknown abt it,as they never see TV ... When they find out after Shagun- who is almost a ballon sized after hogging food at every failed attempt of her shitster sr., informs this to Rama - - and Rama willingly plays the song to looneys - by some chalaki!
Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
