~My 3rd ff~ (page 2 cheater dipanita)

Characters

chand: a well known business man.
Hasina: wife of chand.
Dipanita: gf of chand.
Panchhi: ex-wife of chand.
Piya: daughter of chand and panchhi.
Abhay: first bf of piya
Jeh: second bf of piya

story

chand is standing on terrece with a glass of thums up and chips. He is very confused abt his life as he dnt know what to do.
Chand: why life is full of tension?
Piya:dnt know papa. Even i'm going through same pain. Whom to choose? Abhay or jeh? I like them equally. Both r handsome and rich.
Chand: piya tumhari problem kuchh nhi he. Just look at me. Ek taraf hasina aur dusri taraf dipanita.
Piya:dipanita sirf apki gf he. Hasina aunty is ur wife. Apne hasina aunty ke lie meri mom ko divorce diya tha.
Chand: its not easy dear.
Piya:what do u mean?
Chand:dipanita is pregnant.
Piya:(with shock) what?? How it happend? Matlab yeh sab kese huva?
Chand: i dnt know.
Piya: papa, u know what even hasina aunty is pregnant.
Chand:(tears in eyes) what? Oh God. Why only with me? Piya yeh sab kaise huva?
Piya: ap ko pata ye sab kese huva. But papa leave ur stuff as its never ending saga. Lets talk abt my life.
Chand: to problem kya he? Abhay ya jeh me se kisi ek ko chose karlo aur dusre to bye bye kehdo.
Piya: its not easy papa.
Chand: what do u mean by not easy? Please dnt tell me that they r pregnant.
Piya: please dnt talk rubbish. They r guys.
Chand:so whts the problem?
Piya:mene ek survey karvaya tha jiska result tha jeh is more handsome than abhay and abhay is more intelligent than jeh. Now wht to do?
Chand:oh thats so sad.
Piya:last year bhi me esi hi situation me thi where i hv to choose between kabir and sid. Itna gussa aya ki dono ko dump kar diya. But this year again abhay and jeh.
Chand: kabir and sid. Woh dono kya kar rahe he?
Piya: kabir assam chala gaya. Waha pe poet ban gaya he.
Chand: wht abt sid?
Piya: woh apki ex gf madhu k sath sattle ho gaya..
:-)

TRUELY HILLARIOUS DEAR
AMAZING AND SUPERB
BECHARa chaand 3 wifes
pia ki problem chaand se badi hai
omg sid with madhu
too good dear what an idea
love it.
r u going to continue it.
good job dear.

🤣panchi is pia's mom... omg!!!!!!!!! wht an start... continue sooon add me in ur pm list

Originally posted by: rashi.rose

🤣 🤣 🤣 Its Hillarious 🤣 🤣 OMG Dipanita Chand mama ki GF 🤣 🤣 and Pia is confuse abt Abhay or Jey 🤣 🤣 and Sid ki GF madhu 🤣 🤣 Cant Stop Laughing yaar 🤣 🤣

thank u

part 2:

Its winter night and chand is driving a car. Snow is falling from the sky. And again he is involved in his mysterious life. He is going to meet depanita. He wants to finish everything as he think that he should be more responsible towards haseena afterall she is pregnant with his legal child. Suddenly he saw panchhi standing on road. He stopped the car and came out of car.

Chand: Panchhi tum is wakt yaha pe kya kar rahi ho?

Panchhi:Tum se matlab?

Chand: agar tume lift chahie to me tume ghar pe drop kar sakta hu.

Panchhi: Actually muje sach me lift chahie.

Panchhi jaldi se jake gadi me beth gai. And chand was just joking about lift.

Chand: (to himself) aj kal ye petrol ke price itne badh gaye he ke khud ka nahi kar sakta aur ex ko lift deni padh rahi he.

Panchhi: Chand kya soch rahe ho? Jaldi car me ajao.

Chand is driving the car and panchhi is sitting beside him.

Chand: To aj kal life me kya chal raha he?

Panchhi: jab koi mard aurat ko chhod deta he to kya gujarti he who tum kaise jamjo ge?Tum ne muje chhod ke hasina ke sath ghar basa liya…………….

Chand: please don't start again. By the way tum yaha pe kya kar rahi thi?

Panchhi: Me yaha pe neel ke sath date pe ayi thi.

Chand: Great. To usne tumhe ghar pe drop nahi kiya?

Panchhi: use double me chalani nahi ati.

Chand: Kya double me chalani nahi ati? Car ya bike?

Panchhi: Cycle.

Chand: Wo cycle chalata he?

Panchhi: haan

Chand: aur tum use date kar rahi ho.

Panchhi: so what? What is the connection between date and vehicle?

Chand: Panchhi atleast check the standard before falling in relationship.

Panchhi: Hello. I'm not in relationship. Sirf date kar rahi hu taki mere raat ka rashan pani bach jaye.

Chand: To bill who pay karta he?

Panchhi: nahi hum government hotel me khane ke liye jate he.

Chand: Government hotel me jana he to uski kya zarurat he?

Panchhi: I need company. Akeli nahi kha sakti me.

Chand: uske hisse me kuchh ata he?

Panchhi: just leave my bf and lets talk about ur wife. What is she doing?

Chand: She is pregnant. And I m so happy.

Panchhi: making woman pregnant is not big deal for u. Tell me something new. Who piya ko kese treat karti he.

Chand: Who filhal hamare sath nahi rehti?

Panchhi: well tumhare sath koi nahi reh sakta. I m wondering about my poor baby piya.

Chand: Abhi hasina roz Nursary school me jati he to time pass ho jata he.

Panchhi: So she is a teacher?

Chand: No. who waha padhane ke liye jati he.

Panchhi: what the hell. Nursing home ki jagah nursary me jati he?

Originally posted by: alisha2660

yes

PLS PM ME DEAR WHEN UPDATE

SUPERB ALISHA
SO chaand tell about haseena to panchi.
omg panchi dating neil who has cycle they going to goverment hotel.too hillariour
i m also eager to what haseena do in nursey.
really good
update soon and pm me

This was funny yaar - keep it coming .