Bani to herself : Oh, I hope Mr. Walia reaches here on time, badi mushkil se waqt mila hai......
Bani to Jai : Good you reached on time, how would this place do?
Jai to Bani (Embarassed) : Bani, yeh jaga thodi ajeeb nahin hain, I mean.....Bedroom ki doosri baat hoti hai, magar yahan viraane mein.....
Bani pulling Jai to herself : Oh get it off Mr. Walia...Us Zoo mein hum ek minute akele baat toh kar nahin pate......itni mushkil se is godown ka arrangement kiya hai! Ab aap nakhre mat kijiye.....😆
Jai to Bani (Very embarassed now) : Bani, kabhi toh meri umar ka bhi khayal kiya karo...Arre yaar, ab mein utna jawan nahin raha, upar se mujhe Cervical ki problem bhi hai......mujh se zameen par nahin leta jaata....Aur yahan toh Candles bhi nahin hai.....😉😆
Bani (bewildered) to Jai : Umar? Cervical ki problem? Candles? Un sab se, iska kya lena dena hai?😕
Jai to Bani (Upset sounding) : Ab mere jale par namak mat chidko? Mujhe pata hai tum nein mujhe yahan kyon bulaya hai......Tumhein is se zyada middle-class jagah nahin mili thi kya? Arre, thode dinon mein, ghar ke sab log bahar jaa rahe the...Phir toh hamare paas time hi time tha....Magar nahin, tumhein toh har baat ki jadli hoti hai!😡
Bani (Completely perplexed) to Jai : Mr. Walia, aap kya bakwaas kar rahein hai? Aapko kya laga, maine yahan kyon bulaya hai aapko?
Jai (Blushing) to Bani : Aur kyon, wahi Kissology Lessons (Part 2) ke liye....😳
Bani to Jai : Hey Bhaggu, Mr. Walia, sach mein, aap umar ke saath sathiya rahein hai....Mein aapko akele mein is godown mein Kissology Lessons ke liye boolangi?😕 Aap ne apne aap ko kya samjh rakha hai, James Bond?
Jai to Bani : Uh Oh, phir kyon bulyaa tha mujhe is rundown Godown mein?
Bani to Jai : Arre, humein Anu ke Dahej mein kuch toh dena hoga na? Mujhe laga jaise un Cobra ki aukad hai, unke liye yeh Godoown best rahega....Yahan woh ek Dahi Vada Stall bhi khol sakte hain, kya khayal hai?😆
Jai (Mighty disappointed) to Bani : Oh....Mujhe laga tum kisi aur hi baat ke liye mujhe yahan, akele mein bula rahi thi......😭
Bani teasingly to Jai : Aap bhi Naa, Mr. Walia......Maine Tony se keh diya hai, ki hum jab tak ghar pahunchenge, woh saare ghar ke Candles hamare Kamre mein jala dega.......😳 Aap samajh rahein hain naa, mein kya kehna chahti hoon.....😉
Jai (innocently) to Bani : Uh oh, kya Electricity phir se chali gayi? Yeh roz ki problem ho gayi hai, Mumbai mein rehne waalon ki.....😡
Bani to Jai : Arre more bhole saiyaan, tum kab samjhoge.......Chalo ghar chalte hai, aaj Mein Teacher aur aap student😆
Cheers,
MT
PS: Sorry for the adult overtones in the Random Musings.....😉
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