WEEKLY BULLETIN OF DEK
(For jaigarh, devgarh and Dekisthan) ----- 5th edition
UNCLE AKASH BECAME THE OLDEST MAN IN DEKISTAN
Dekistan[IF source]: Guinness World records awarded uncle Akash with 1 lac paisa, as he became the oldest man in dekistan on his birthday on 20th January. Since uncle Akash is the most senior citizen of Dekistan , our government has announced to give him special privileges and concession. First thing that our govt. has decided to give him is a free tour to Lonvala with Free stay at day and night for lifetime. Also he will benefit from pension scheme which the govt. has planned for him. Rickshaw association has announced that they will never charge any money from him whenever he will travel away from palace by any rickshaw. Govt. has announced to celebrate 20th jan as no party day like we celebrate dry day on 2nd October. However, when our reporter asked uncle Akash his actual age he refused to give any comment.
Prince vijay injured in tragic accident on makarsankranti
Devgarh[IF source]: on makarsankranti day, happiness in royal family turned into sorrow as eldest son of their family prine vijay suffered from serious injury during kite flying competition. He was hospitalized immediately and was treated with iv (intravenous) infusion of blood and jungle queen to overcome the severe blood loss. Shooting of agneepath is now delayed as doctor has advised 1 month bed rest for vijay for healing the wounds on his delicate fingers. Maharaja Brjraj said that he is proud of his bhanja Vijay as he faced the situation in brave manner by just crying and fainting unlike last time when he went into coma after getting hit by plastic ball on his head.
Weather report
People are advised to stay alert . earthquake is expected on surprise birthday party day, as Jaynandini has planned again to create rift between Uday and Manyata.
Glamour news
Chikki bags a special role in Hollywood film mission impossible 5
Miss chikki has been climbing the ladder of success very rapidly, even before the release of her bollywood movie she has began to get offers from Hollywood. We heard that director of MI-4 was so impressed with skills of chikki as undercover agent that he immediately decided to take her in his squeal of his movie. Director is also thinking to take well known actress Amma and new talents like Soni in his movie. Chikki and Soni have already started practicing for action sequences on their chawl friend dheeraj with jhaadu and belan. Infact their friends princess Manyata and Unnati are giving them training of martial arts so they can do the stunts perfectly.
Learn more proverbs and phrase
Na kaam ka na kaaj ka, dushman annaj ka- maharaja brijraj
Love is blind-prince uday
Eid ka chaand- maharaja giriraj
Jooth bole cawaa katein-unnati
Ichha dhari nagine- Jaynandini
Poll of the week
Who is the best champiwali/champiwala?
a-manyata
b-uday
c-amma
d-royal servant
ans to last poll ' 100% Janta said that MANYATA was responsible for making maali kaka jobless.
Puzzle of the week
What is the age of akash uncle?
Ans to last puzzle-khun chusne waali ju means as hot as vampire
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