hello..i decided to make a comedy version of today's episode. π
disclaimer: please don't hold me responsible if you don't find it funny...my paagalpan is best not understood.π
20th Jan Comedy Version
Episode begins with servant doing oil maalish of maanyata's hair. Uday enters.
Uday(thinking to himself): Today I should massage Maanyata's head. Anyway, after marriage .every husband has to satisfy his wife's headache at the cost of solving his ownπ
Uday comes and starts massaging.
Maanyata: Arre, why are you doing it so slowly?π‘ (Meaning: Why are you taking so much time to take me away from Akash?) Uday increases his speed. Maanyata: Arre, why are you doing it so hard? (My nanad's right, be thoda romantic na, i'll feel betterπ³ yeh kya har episode mein anger-filled looks. i to like pakaoing lover boys only!π)
Maanyata sees that Uday is rubbing the oil into her hair. Halkat-bevda-etc, etc.
Uday: I don't feel good till you call me all these bad words you know. (Anyway, all wives love nagging their husbands, i'm already used to it. that's why i'm one step ahead of all other men. π)
Maanyata and Uday start arguing about whether she is in touch with her chawl friends or not. Akash calls and Maanyata cuts the call.
Akash: I thought she would cut my phone after thousand episodes, but she's starting to ignore me for UV now only. π
Then Chinki calls. Maanyata asks Uday to pick up the phone. Uday says 'Hello.'
Chinki: What happened to your voice Maanyata? Ate meethi imli or what?
Uday: For goodness' sake, it's alright for me and Maanyata to be do jism ek jaan, but ek aawaaz too! Uff!
Uday sourly hands the phone over to Maanyata and leaves the room.
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Akash-Uday fight
Aakash enters the palace, all charged up. Uday looks at Aakash and smirks.
Uday: I thought Romeo was supposed to climb up a window...but this guy's entering through the door only! π
Aakash and Uday come face to face and hmm at each other, like two lions in battle.
Uday: Royal Sher vs. Galli Ka Kutta. Round Oneee!
Aakash asks Uday where Monia is. Uday smirks and informs Akash that Monia is trying to adjust to her new family and accept UV as her husband.
Aakash: Noo way! Monia will never do that unless I tell her to.
Aakash tells Uday that Monia is not his uv's fiancee, but 'meri monia'.
Uday: Poor guy. Trying to get a stake on the royal property. He can't even buy the floor of the mall he works for. π
Uday tells Akash that Monia would never leave a prince like him for a lowly assistant floor manager. Akash tells UV that if he does anything to Monia, the assistant floor manager will show the prince what he is capable of doing.
Uday: Yeah. Mopping floors. π€ I'm sure his broom is better than my pushtaini talwar.
Akash threateningly waves his finger at Uday.
Aaakash: I think he's going to bite my finger off. *Withdraws finger*
Uday waves a threatening finger back.
Uday: Is he afraid of my power or jealous of my nails?π
Aakash walks away, secretly feeling heavy hearted.
Uday: Now I know why Maanyata is so late. It's so that Mr. Majnu does not meet her. Luck is always on my side! π
Aakash: I should hum some intensely romantic, popular and melodic song to convince myself that I'm the hero, not that Udayveer. At least the CV's give me better music...π
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Edited by IndigoBlues - 14 years ago