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Posted: 19 years ago
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What to say when a sleazy guy hits on you!
WHEN A MAN SAYS...

YOU RESPOND WITH...

"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"

"Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore."

"Is this seat empty?"

"Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine."

"So, what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a female impersonator."

"Hey baby, what's your sign?"

"Do not enter."

"Your body is like a temple."

"Sorry, there are no services today."

"I would go to the end of the world for you." "But would you stay there?"
"If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Hey,

I got this in a fwd..no sure if its been posted before or not!!😕

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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 👏 ..great comebacks !!..tfs 😊
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Posted: 19 years ago
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😆 😆 😆 Lolz, thanks for sharing 😉
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Posted: 19 years ago
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hahahahahaha LMAO...dis made me crack up...lolz too gudd...
i esp. luvd da last one..lol tfs!

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