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Part One
Jai and Bani drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, Jai sarcastically asked, 'Are they relatives of yours?'
'Yes,' Bani replied. 'I married into the family.'
After a quarrel, Jai said to Bani, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Jai asked Pushkar, "Pushkar, how much does it cost to get married?" And pushkar replied, "I don't know uncle, I'm still paying."
Hey guys, thnx for ur quick response...here are sum more jokes...hope u lyk themm too. I will keep updating this page wid more such jokes so that they lighten ur mood 😳...however, i must tell u all one thing...these jokes are not my own..i have taken these jokes from jokes website and have simply attached them to KS pixs 😳.
Pushkar to Jai: *It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?!
Pia : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Pushkar : Nothing.
Pia : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...??
Pushkar : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
Jai to Bani: It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country
BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI BAI
Dhaadddddaammmmm....the noise of a thappad (slap) is heard 😆
Pia and Pushky were quarelling.
Pushky says to Pia"you will see the beast out of me"
Pia promptly says "So what,i am not afraid of a mouse"
(Shaadi se pehle)
Pushkar: Tajmahal banwana chahta hoo,
magar Mumtajmahal milthi hi nahi.
(Shaadi ke baad)
Pushkar:Tajmahal banwana chahta hho,
magar Mumtajmahal marthi hi nahi
Pushkar: Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kripa ho!
Pia: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!
Lady of the house (Bani): "I want you to stand at the front door and call the guests' names as they arrive."
Tony Butler: "Very well, madam. I've been wanting to do that for years."
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Here Are sum more jokes for u guys...enjoii
Pushkar: "Where do u want to go for our anniversary?" | |
| Pia: "Sumwhere I have never been" | |
| Pushkar: "How about the kitchen?" |
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| Bani (To Jigyasa) : Roses are red, Violets are blue, Monkeys like u, Should be kept in a zoo Do not get angry, you will find me there too, Not in the cage, but laffing at you. .. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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