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take the part about the Urmi lovers back! If you love such a person you deserve to read this maybe it will cure you from your weird taste or evil posession 😛
Also sorry for the delay but I wasn't feeling up to the task yesterday😆 was depressed without a reason so I decided to do it today properly
So we start of the epi with the liar ... not a good sign I have to say. This epi is born under a bad start the Urshi lying star on Start Plus. So she calls her darling, her dear mother of all mothers🤢 and complains about RaJi relationship as if the next five minutes are make or break time ... What is the urgency? Iam wondering. What happened they are not showing us? Did the godness of wisdom speak in her head and told her that 'when the unhappy bunny previously happy bunny leaves the house and hasn't talked to you. You are doomed dear innocent, faultless girl. Doesn't matter that he is only gone for a day or three you are doomed. Poor Girl. So go and panic' If the answer is yes the girl will need a shrink. Sorry cross out the If in the sentence the girl needs a shrink, if she felt addressed when the voice talked about a 'innocent, faultless girl' anyway😆 But Urmi tries to calm her down and tells her that there it isn't that bad. Okay my Urmi bashing will come, believe me it will and it shall be terrible indeed!!!😈 But here the woman showed some brains then she ruined it with asking if Rashi has spoken to Gopi yet. Rashi says yes but does not think gopi can do anything. Oh how I wish that would be true. But no this idiot is sure gonna do the trick!!!! For a person they find useless and dumb Urshi sure really a hell of a lot on her to set straight there stupidity and why oh why is gopi able to do it most of the time? The girl needs ages to make her husband, the stupid stubborn fellow realise, what a sweet and loveable person she is. But if its regards Rashi bhen she belongs to the fast workers. In a blink of an eye rashi's problems disappear🤢😡 cv's this is just not how it is done. The saying is 'good will always win over evil' and not 'evil will always win over good' Please someone anyone make this a true fact in SNS as well and preferable before I am an old woman with grey hair and nani syndrom!!!!
And Idiot no. 1 is on the way!!! Where the hell is Ahem, Koki, Meethi or for all I care Baa? They should take care of the girl but no nobody is there because the cv's are evil unhuman beings lovers aka Urmi fans. For them goodness is like garlic for vamp😆 So Gopi comes and Rashi and Urshi stop their talking, again not being caught!!!!! Should we start a count? But I am sure that within a month we will run out of numbers😡 So Gopi comes just to say that I am with you ... okay it would be sweet if she would have talked to someone else lets say Jigar but talking to rashi this is just 🤢 new stupidity record for her. Ahem praising Rashi for nearly killing of his wife is worth 😛 but it will come even stupider don't worry we are talking about brainless 1 after all. btw anyone found her brain? Maddy mentioned that it has been transplanted into a mouse but it has proven to be just rumors. So we are still on the search saathiyans for all helpful information a reward will be given.
Okay who gets this plan of Gopi? Rashi seems to get it but I don't. So Rashi should write down what Jigar does the whole day and then give it to him and then he will be happy about it?😕 Rashi seems to think it is a good idea but then again Rashi thinks everything is a good idea. If you don't believe me just think back to the recent Urshi plans (lets fake a kidnapping; lets get the forget it all nani; lets fail a complain against koki 😡; lets go and lie in front of the gate; to only name a few) Okay it makes no sense what so ever for not totally thoughtless people. He surely will feel stalked and watched. So should we see Jigar hiding behind walls, using mirrors to look around corners and lie flat on the floor by the smallest of movements we will know who's fault it will be... That is right Gopi's!!!!🤣 other scenario is that Jigar will think that Rashi finds him totally useless that she has to tell him that he is going running first and then takes a shower and not the other way around. Can I hope for a Rashi scolding by my darling because she accuses him of having the nani syndrom? I sure as anything hope so!! Wouldn't help Goshi relationship but heyho I have giving up hope in this department long ago

I loved the next scene because there he was my darling Jigar and in between there was a 980'000 Dollor smile😃, so we are getting there🥳 BB ligal is planning to give my Jigarle a suger shock or make him fat!!! Someone stop this woman before she ruines the life of my Jigarle!!!😡 Jigar has the same thoughts and asked her how the 🤬 he should eat all the sweets but Hetal at least has an insight in his sweet sweet charakter. He def would share his sweet, isn't such a selffish brat like a certain other person, who can't even share a shirt😛 but as he leaves he is glummy unhappy bunny again 😭 hetal and baa notice. So BB ligal is worried and I am sure I know which solution she has in mind, get RaJi back together and happy bunny will be back brainless 2 is all I can say!!!
and there she comes my koki 😃😃 as soon as I saw her I was sitting up in attention and waited for her actions. So she is a good sister (oh she is good in everything I know) to BB ligal and tells her not to worry about Jigar, because the buisness trip will hopefully be good for him. Sent him to Berlin and I am gonna make sure of that people ☺️ I will def!!! and then she shows how talented she is and gives a self made sweater to Hetal to give to Jigarle. I am so proud!!!😃😆 gosh I sound like a dotting parent, don't I?
Next I think is Urmi. Okay I will not say much about all but the last 😡😡 Urmi scene just so much I have found another sane person. A person, who can see reality as what it is and is not an evil being. That is right Useless 1 of CM Jitu Bhai!!! I love how he is amoused about Urmi's believe that she will win this lottery. Thinking 'OMG can't wait to see her devasted face when she sees that god does not support thing like her. And then its party time in CM😆 he got some brain!!! Not a lot but at least some and he seems to be allowed to say more since the kidnapping. Remember before it was always 'shut up' 'go to work' from Urmi after one sentence but Koki's treatment at the kidnapping sure helped that situation. Jitu bhai must be a koki worshipper to now😛 Kinjal's face pulling wasn't bad and finally a small glimpse at Dhaval again. Missed the boy
So Rashi is being a thoughtless Zimtzicke keeping the light on while my Jigarle wants to sleep. But isn't he looking cute!!!😳😳 Gosh I wouldn't worry about anything else but staring at him and drooling an imagining stuff ... ☺️ ... oho better snap out of it ... but ☺️ can't. So she tries to write his schedule but fumbles at the first not easy to guess part, which is point number 3 or 4😆 useless. I would have stalked him all the time just to see him ...☺️ (Kristin *slapping myself left right and center* snap out of this right now!! But he sure is... no no no stop it!!) So Rashi decides to listen to that smexy man lying there and switches the light of deciding to get up early.
So who was surprised that the lazy useless liar (lul) couldn't do it? I sure as hell wasn't 😆 and then injured girl is on her feets again. Where are the protectors? The persons not leaving them out of their sights till now? are they all on holiday? 🤬 useless they are😡 and tries to wake Rashi but the lul does not move an inch. Gopi sees that the timetable isn't done and decides to do it herself ...😕 ... 🤔 ... ...
So then lul gets up and panics up the right tree. But Gopi stays cool and tells her that she has done it. Am I so only one, who thinks that Gopi seemed so in control and calm so secure? Why can't she be that at the right time with the right people? Sorry stupid question that is just what the cv's don't want!!! Useless they are. The question was how does Gopi know Jigar's schedules. Well take your pick. She is a Jigarle stalker like me, mind reader thanks to fairy dust of blooper hospital or Jigar is telling her everything he does (Bhabi I am going to brush my teeth, Bhabi I am going to eat a pea, bhabi I am going to leave Rashi, bhabi I love you, bhabi bhai is an idiot) Rashi believes her and does not check the list. So please oh wise and awesome cv's (*betting my eyelashes big time) let gopi have made a mistake on the list. Let her be to busy dreaming drooling over her hubby that she only wrote done 5. smexy abs 6, smexy bum 7. smexy back and so on 😆 lets see what Jigar thinks about that 🤣
So Rashi turns to leave and there she is again 😍 in angry red and orange!!!! Kokila Paragh aka useless1 of MM Modi 😍 took her all together 0.0000001 seconds to figure out that something fishy was going on and it took Rashi 0.0000001 seconds more to figure out that she better start lying her way past MM Sherlock😆 (by the way lets see if Jigar turns into her Watson, till now nobody supported her in her mistrust towards Rashi but maybe now we get a new jodi JiKo or KoJi) Love the way she is talking to Gopi. Her voice sounded so caring and loving. But her face still looked unhappy😭 all thanks to the idiot she has to call son!!!😡 Ahem Modi you better apologise fast or I am gonna 🤬 !
So Koki leaves and watches Rashi skip happily to her room singing 'I am evil scheming - I am evil schaming - I am an idiot - I am an idiot - lalalala hey' and decides to share her insides with the less observing people (chirag people you are ment) and says she feels something fishy is going on and if the the backstabbing brainless let it go person thinks differently I know this dog didn't change her colours. And then there it is again the 'Pallu move' So excited to see her back in full swing😃
And then... 😡 *explode* 😡 comes the scene!!!! ... This scene which made me blow up in anger even before seeing it ... Urmi's dream.. However😊 before we get to the good part let me start on saying that the make up people are excellent!! I mean seriously Urmi did look okayish with the different hairstyle and the make up. Then there is confusion in me because if Urmi really believes by just winning 10 laksh she is all getting this why the hell didn't she get a toyboy instead of jitu? does she love him after all?🤣 So she walk down and behaves like don't know what then she sits on the sofa and Jitu has to 'bit the dusk and another and another one bits dust yeah' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE and Kinjal has to message her feet sitting on the floor 🤢 okay hate kinjal but I wouldn't do that to her. Seriously being so near to these chessy 🤢 revolting, stinking feet of Urmi 'brr' disgusting and maybe toxic. So Kinjal is the next to bite the dust 😆
okay short explanation you need to read the next part. Please replace this 🤬 symbol with you three favourite naugthy words. Language is up to you 😊 I have chosen a German, French and English one. Thanks😊
And then the unforgivable, the undiscrible, the impossible most hated and despised scene took place. CV's I am so gonna sue your 🤬 bums for this 🤬 scene. I am so 🤬 mad!!!!! 😈 evil is coming your way. So Urmi dreams about my heroine the strong, willful and yes arogant Koki to be her servant, who offers her frightend 😡🤬 if she wants some water ... I made up my mind if this 🤬 *beep* wins the lottery I am going to India and I am going to sue the cv's for emotional torture for psychological warfare and crimes against humanity!!!!!! But on to the scene this Urmi has to cheek to clap and wave my Koki away!!!!! That done it for me. GRRR Urmila Shah your days are numbered!!!!!!!!! I am gonna get you!!!😈😡😡
and then there was this cute gohem moment 😳😳😆 So Ahem comes in the room and Gopi is not there. Imediatelly he plans to call the police, scream at his mum for not taking care of gopi 😡and to beat up some ghundas (the return of Ghunda bhai is near😆 Nazma your fav is coming back afterall) but no. There gopi is a wee bit clumpsy in the bathroom and Ahem is planning to march in not caring if she is dressed or not. Okay wrong he is caring or better desperatelly wishing she isn't🤣 but there she comes out of the bathroom every bit the seductive wife. She really looked great with her hair down like this 😳 and tells him what she was doing. And he asked why not get the maid to help her and she explains that they are alone at home (giving a clear hint her for ☺️ time) and he gets it. I swear the second he looked to the side he was thinking about how to go about with this SR buisness☺️🤣 But then decides against it. Has to asked mummy for permission first😆 so he moves the sofa because he wants to sleep at her feet, worshipping her some more and tells her to sit down. But Gopi does not understand the word 'sit' and he has to take her by the arm and make her sit. Clever girl our Gopi is. If that wasn't a ruse to get her husband to touch her some then she is plain stupid ... 😲 right forgot😆 So last bit is Ahem coming out with one towel and one bucket and Gopi gets shocked and worried Girl don't make that 😕 expression make that ☺️ expression and that within
So no precap but we know what is going to happen. That is right the clutz will get soap in Gopi's eye and blind her this way so he can dote over her some more😆