Kissa Jail Ka.....Proprietary Episode

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Guys, this is confidential & proprietary info, Guhas don't know abt it. So if you are suffering from Guhaism pl don't read it coz none of this is actually going to happen. This is a proprietary episode for my friends……………….

DK enters the police station all agitated & yelling…………….

Kanchan….(Looking at Dk) His behavior tonight demands an immediate action. We have to do something with him soon. Saying this, locks him up in the cell opposite to D's.

DK…(Shocked looking at D, she narrates the whole story to him) After recovering fr the shock says, Disha, you have taken ticket to heaven by being eye witness to Indi's suicide. Tell me how do I prove you innocent? I think Disha, to handle yourself, you have always used your HEAD, now to handle others, please use your HAND.

Disha….DK, believe me Kanchan is very understanding. She & her team have promised to help me. Faith is the surest guide in the darkest days!

Dk…..D, you & your puritan lectures. For me all the lady police force is just like dammed eggs, looking all smooth, innocent and fragile, but they really just wanna leap onto your face. I tell you, this lady officer's action demands an immediate retaliation. Otherwise you'll be here till eternity. Sure your Bappa will give you strength to bear all the trouble but sorry hon, He'll not get you released, I'll have to find a way to get you out.

Disha…..Dk, I'm convinced that what you are saying is right. Fighting for what is right is correct. Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice too. If something bad happens to Kanchan, then only justice will be served to me.

Dk…..(Softly to himself) Prepare to taste my wrath, all you fragile lady officers! Then looking at D says that now we need a plan to get out of this place. I think let's play dead! When they'll get a glass cage to transport us to mortuary we can just jump out & pounce on them. We'll have to do a bit of carnage! Are you ready D?? (She replies in affirmative!)

Finally they execute their plan successfully…………….

Kanchan…..(Too shocked to see the whole drama) Anyhow yells……Please put down your weapons. You have 20 sec to comply.

DK…..You officers have only 20 sec of life left on planet earth coz heaven is calling you, desolate creatures! Start your last prayer. Now you'll face God's wrath for troubling us good Samaritans.

Disha…..(To all the jail janta) Well, I know this is a sight you don't see every day so all of you can witness this sight & take some valuable lessons.

In the mean time Kanchan gets hold of D's hair……D is yelling……….

Dk…. Disha, show this prehistoric lady how we do things in Dk land. I'm gonna punch her hard on her face. A straight clean shot & you take care of the mid riff.

Kanchan…..Dk, listen up man I understand that you are handicapped, so I forgive you.

DK…..It is not your fault that you are stupid, Kanchan!

Kanchan…You are crazy! Back off man. I'm the only daughter of the commissioner of police.

Disha…..How dare you call us crazy! We can't let crazy people like you decide whether we are crazy or not!!

DK…. Wow, wonderful D. Then looking at Kanchan……. now you'll be WAS in a matter of minutes. Till the time you are breathing you are inspiring your dad now you'll expire when I strangulate you.

Finally Dk kills Kanchan & then looking at D says…..I'm sorry that I blew up, kanchan. But she is better off being dead!

Disha….You came, you saw & now you killed Kanchan.

DK…….I'm sorry, I did not come here to give them the willies but just wanted to help you out. But these annoying creatures just wouldn't let me take you so I had to do this heinous crime, for you my love!!

Disha….I have lived through this horror for the past few days. Now I think I should do things what our heart tells us to do! Dk, you were always my brave& courageous hero & will remain that for ever.

Dk…….Disha, pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. I have learnt fr life that we must match our aspirations with the competence & determinations to succeed!!

Epi ends with a passionate hug b/w Ds……………………………..


(My heart told me to write this at the middle of the night so i wrote it!)😃

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Dk…..(Softly to himself) Prepare to taste my wrath, all you fragile lady officers! Then looking at D says that now we need a plan to get out of this place. I think let's play dead! When they'll get a glass cage to transport us to mortuary we can just jump out & pounce on them. We'll have to do a bit of carnage! Are you ready D?? (She replies in affirmative!)

😃 reminded me of Shivaji's story we read in our childhood days. 😆.

👏👏 wonderful Mink, You made us smile once again 😃😆.

Kaash DK has the guts and once again becomes our Hero like before. 😕

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Originally posted by: Lata

Kaash DK has the guts and once again becomes our Hero like before. 😕

arre lata di sab guha ke haaton mein hai ... bechara dk cant do anything even if he want to .. 😆😆😆

mink , once again u made me smile early in the morning ... thanks yaar 👍🏼

love, sakina😃

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Posted: 20 years ago
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Cheers mink thats reli cheered me up!!

Yeh sach mein tareef ke kabil tha!!

Well Done!!

😉Luv Mad!!😉

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Posted: 20 years ago
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👍🏼 Good Job Mink,

Guhas have frustrated us so much, that in our thoughts, V end up bashing the character that V dislike. Muft main dhulai.😉 Very soon V will end up opening a laundry with each character bashing.

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 wonderful mink 👏 👏

Written in the middle of the night, huh .... shows the hallucinating state of your mind from lack of sleep...
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Posted: 20 years ago
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Hi

Really great Mink what way to cheer us up as Guhas have defo decided to lead us on the typical filmi path...Oh god i don't know what Guhas have in store maybe they need some lessons from u Mink..😃😃

Samy

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Posted: 20 years ago
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WAY TO GO MINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😆

👏wow u sure know how to make us happy 😃and bring out urs and our dream come to reality\😆

😉lets just hope that the GUHAS learn this soon enough before🤢 its ttoo late!😆

love KP

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Posted: 20 years ago
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😆 Gr8 Mink all I say is U are 100% better then Guhas if your Story actually happened it would definintley bring up ur Trp's! I must say it is gr8!! and like always thank you for making us smile!and bring out urs and our dream come to reality\😆 I agree wid KP!
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Posted: 20 years ago
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👏👏👏

😆😆😆...........are mink tum writer kyon nahi ban jaati???(why don't u become a writer).............then perhaps u can save us from guhaism...........

btw i c u too want to put my dk in a glass cage............what is up with these cages???😆😆😆

Mamta

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