Happy Birthday Sanyaaa ...❤️'

Amir opens his mouth and burps in Annie's face!!! Annie's eyes are shut as she was expecting a soft, warm kiss coming her way but the second she felt air coming from Amir on her face she snapped open her eyes and glared at Amir, horrified. Her shocked expression turns into an infuriated one and as Amir realizes this he covers his mouth with his hand thinking HOLY SHIT. Annie, angry as ever gives Amir a deathly look as she immediately gets up and turns around, making her way for the door. She is about to turn the door handle when she hears Amir call out to her.

Amir: Annie! Baby! I didn't mean to burp in your face! Please don't go! I'm really really sorryyy!

Annie turns around, furious and rudely mimics what he said previously "'don't waste your breath on talking when we can do something else.' She then adds "Yeah, what is that something else? BELCHING in people's faces?!!"

Amir: It's all coz of my bloody nerves. Hospitals intimidate me which makes me nervous and so I become very gassy. I didn't wanna burp in your face but it just came and I thought that would have been less worse than letting it come out of the other end - my ass.

He chuckled

Amir: I do really REALLY smelly farts and you would have ended up unconscious and then on a hospital bed'like me.

Amir hesitated as he looked up to meet Annie's eyes. Annie gave him a serious, cold glare but then immediately started laughing. Amir was surprised to see her laughing as he just confessed his secret about his fear of hospitals and gas problems but Annie was just having a laughing fit. But then as he paid closer attention to Annie he started getting mesmerised by her beauty and her laughter. Annie soon realised that Amir was just staring at her and she quickly became silent.

Amir looked down, fearing that he got caught gaping and asked "don't you wanna say anything?" Annie responded, "If your farts are so lethal, why don't you do them in your boxing matches, you'll win every single match" and burst into laughter again. Amir started laughing too and then he said in a cute little voice "so I'm forgiven?" Annie smiled and nodded her head.

Amir gave Annie his million dollar smile which made her angelic heart skip a beat and they moved nearer to each other. Both inched forward for their first kiss attempt no 2 and Amir's sensor that recorded his heart beats started beeping rapidly as they got closer. They both looked up at it and Annie asked huskily "nerves or just excitement?" Amir replied with a sexy grin "bit of both". Annie then moved closer to Amir and whispered seductively "watch what happens to the sensor now". She leaned on him as she kissed him full on the lips and Amir's heart beat sensor beeped so much that it just exploded. Annie broke away from his lips and giggled at the broken machinery. Amir jerked her back to him while holding her by the waist and stroked her face with his loose hand. "You had your turn, now it's mine baby" and then pinned her down on his hospital bed (with much difficulty thanks to the kameenians) [muhahahahah]

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Back at the Khan mansion Sara and Sanya the two nutty lovers (romy-julie/maan-geet) noticed that Annie was missing. They decided to use their junior/baby don skills and discovered that Annie has made her way to the hospital. They set out to find her on Amir's expensive hayabusa motorbike and zoomed their way to the hospital. They took the long route as both were enjoying the ride, Sanya in particular as she was holding her precious cup in the air singing to it as the wind blew, making her sexy hair blow in her face. (And on her cup)

They soon arrived at the hospital and found their way to the ward where Amir was kept. Both dons got the surprise of their lives as they peeked in the window and to their horror observed that Annie and Amir were in the middle of a love making session! Sanya almost dropped her cup in astonishment but Sara caught it on time! Sanya gave Sara an appreciative look for saving her jaan and then the two moved away from the window and decided to go back and inform the other two spazzes.

As they left the hospital Sanya ran off to a corner to quickly apologise to her cup. Sara followed and watched her. "I'm so sorry cupppyy, your innocence is ruined..I should have shut your lil masoom ankhe at the window but I was too shocked seeing Annie and Amir doing naughty things that I didn't realise you were watching too. I'm such a bad mother. I let my child watch po*n! Sharam kar Sanya!" and she slapped herself. Sara exploded into a fit of laughter and dragged Sanya back to the motorbike where they headed back to the Khan residence to inform the others about their alarming findings.

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Fozia and Iqra are happily trying on new and different tarees at the khan mansion.

"Oh Fozi look at me in this brown taree, don't you think I look like a kebab?" Iqra asked excitedly as she admired herself in Amir's gold framed mirror. Fozia finished fixing the pleats on her lilac taree and looked up to Iqra. "Yes Iqz, but you don't just look like any old kebab...you look like SHAAN's kebab" Iqra gave foz a big smile but that changed into a curious expression. "How do YOU know what SHAAN's kebab looks like?!" Foz replied back with a sly grin "Erm, he showed me" Iqra mouth curved into a big fat O but fozia quickly added "JOKE!"

They both then decided to roll around on the floor in Amir's big living room and ended up getting tangled in their tarees. At that point Sara and Sanya rushed into the room, both out of breath.

"WHAT?!" Fozia and Iqra yelled simultaneously from the floor after hearing the shocking and unexpected news from Sanya and Sara. "WE MUST GO AND TEACH THAT LIL BETRAYING DESPO NUTTER A LESSON" Fozia exclaimed and the others agreed. Sanya like a looney decided to call the cops so they could all be escorted to the hospital but they never picked up, fortunately. By the grace of God Iqra and Fozia managed to un-tangle themselves by tearing their tarees, and then all the kameenis legged it to hospital.

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"There she is" Sara pointed through the window of Amir's ward and the other kameenis peered in. Iqra and fozia let out a shocked gasp as they saw Annie on top of Amir, kissing and caressing his chest. Thankfully the hospital bed sheet was covering most of them but it was evident that both were nude as their clothes scattered all over the floor. "What do we do?" Iqra asked, shaking her head repeatedly as she tried to erase the image of what she had just witnessed. "Let's just go in there and drag her out" Sara suggested, and the others all nodded. "She will be maha embarrassed and ashamed" added Fozia and they all sniggered. Sanya decided that she didn't want to go in there. "Why aren't you coming in with us?" Sara asked and Sanya pointed to her cup. "I am not letting my baby watch another po*n show, so like a good mother I shall stay out here with it. You guys go in and catch that kameeni red-handed." Fozia Sara and Iqra started laughing at Sanya's 'motherly' antics with her cup. "As you wish" they said and got ready to burst in on the lovebirds inside the room.

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"Mmm this feels so good" Amir moaned as Annie traced a line of wet soft kisses down his neck till his chest. "If only these bandages weren't in the way then I could taste you properly" Annie huskily whispered. Amir started drawing patterns along the back of Annie's shoulders with his long, fine fingers and Annie started arching her body, enjoying the feel of his touch. Both were lost in each other then suddenly they heard the door bang open and they froze in horror.

"Thought you could fool us huh Annie?" Fozia said with a taunting glare as she tapped her foot continuously on the floor. "Didn't think we would find out?" added Iqra as she folded her arms across her chest and stood next to Fozia. "My my my, someone's been naughty" Sara stated as she looked at the guilty couple up and down and moved next to Iqra.

"It-it's not what you think!" Annie exclaimed quickly "I-I was just-erm-checking Amir-Amir's bandages! Yeah-that's what I was doing. They, um became loose so I was just-erm-fixing them."

Fozia interrupted: so you had to sit on top of Amir to check them?

Iqra: and with your mouth?

Sara: that too naked?

Amir and Annie blushed a deep shade of red.

Amir: Okay fine we can't lie to you anymore. What you just saw is what actually happened. We did erm 'get naughty,' but it's alright because I love Annie with my heart and soul and this was a way of expressing it to her. She knows how much she means to me and I cannot live without her. Please I want to be with her and I need all of your blessings.

Sara: pshhht you aint getting MY blessings

Iqra and fozia: yeah same here!

Amir: what if I let you all stay in the Khan Mansion and you guys can have whatever you want- be it diamond embroidered tarees (he looks at fozia) to endless kebabs and achaar (he looks at Iqra) and anything and everything you wish to have (looks at Sara)

Sara Iqra and fozia: OKAY DONE!

They all go up to amir and do their trademark *spit* and *shake* action to seal their deal 😉

Annie: awww thanks guys, I love you kameenis so so so much!!!

S.F.I: we all love you too annieee

Iqra: now put on some bloody clothes annie and meet us outside!

Sara: Amir when are you getting discharged from the hospital?

Amir: I don't know, hopefully tonight, the doctors just need to check my reports and my heart beat etc.

He quickly looks at Annie as he said that and she gives him a secret wink.

Fozia: okay then let us know and we'll send a car for you to come and collect you. In the meantime we shall all go back to your house if that's alright with you.

Iqra goes out to get Sanya [and the cup] and gives them the good news about everything that was just discussed. Sanya wants to see Annie and Amir but Iqra tells her that they are still on the bed together with just a mere sheet covering them. Sanya decides to 'cover the eyes' of her cup and walks in with Iqra. Sanya conveys her wishes for Annie and Amir and the four kameenis are about to leave so Annie can get dressed and then join them outside so they go back.

As the kameenis make their way towards the door Amir quickly says with a sly look that wasn't unnoticed by Sanya "Oh before you go could one of you let me borrow your phones, I need to make an important call. I'll give the phone back to you when I see you next." Fozia handed hers as the battery was almost dead (LOL) and they all go out and sit on the benches waiting for Annie to come. After five minutes Annie comes out and the five lunatics make their way back to Khan Mansion, cracking their usual retarded jokes on the way.

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They got to the lavish and luxurious residence of their future home and as per norm began to get up to their crazy ways. Iqra was in the kitchen hunting for kebabs to sniff and rub on her, fozia was wrapping tens of sheets of tarees around her and rolling down the stairs again and again. Sara went to each room and licked the walls whilst Annie took each of Amir's photos and literally drooled on them. Sanya felt suspicious about Amir back in the hospital so she went to 'give cuppy a tour of the mansion' but really she wanted to do some investigations to confirm her doubts.

She started off her enquiry in Amir's bedroom. Upon entering it she saw tonnes of posters of Amir on the wall, and to her surprise some were of them were of him NAKED! She screamed and fainted but miraculously cuppy saved her from hurting herself as she fell, and after a little while she gained consciousness. Thankfully nobody had heard her scream. "Who knew Amir was such a mental freak" she told her cup "he's even more retarded than we are! He should be in the pagalhouse, not us!"

She snooped around in his bedroom and didn't find anything to verify her suspicions so she decided to go back downstairs when something caught her eye.

Slightly sticking out from under his king-sized bed was a group photo of the kameenis. "How did he get this?" Sanya thought out loud and she bent down to pick it up. She smiled as she saw the picture of her and her girls but attached was a small note. She turned the note over and after a minute of examining the content she dropped it, astounded. AMIR WAS AN UNDERCOVER PAGAL HOUSE PERSON WHO WAS SENT TO ARREST THE KAMEENIS!!!

Part 4
By Anniie (..Angel..)

"KAMEEENIAAANSSS!" Sanya screamed as loud as she could. How the hell did we let this happen?! She thought to herself. We need to do something! Omg my cup! My poor poor baby! If I get arrested my baby will be taken into care! Nahiiin, she thought, I can't let that happen, my baby needs it's mother!

As Sanya was rocking her precious little cup in her arms, the other kameenians rushed in.

"Oye this best be something important, I was having fun licking the walls!" Sara gave Sanya a cold, hard glare.

"And I was trying on some gorgeous tarees until you screamed! Humph!" Fozia folded her arms and turned to face away from Sanya.

"And I was so so near to finding some kebabs, till you spoilt it by your loud scream!" Iqra starts crying and stamping her feet like a little child.

"Oye you retards that ain't even important, I was missing Amir, so I was drooling over his gorgeous pics, until this retard here" Anniie pokes Sanya with her finger "screamed so loud that the lions in Africa probably got scared too!"

The four kameenians started to cry, whilst trying to comfort each other.

"WILL YOU GUYS SHUTUP AND LISTEN TO MEEE!?" Sanya screamed once again. At this rate I'm going to lose my voice she thought.

A silence fell quickly in Amir's bedroom.

Sanya let out a sigh of relief. "Thank you." She walked over to the kameenians who were standing by the door. "Guys move over there" She pointed towards the other end of the room. The kameenians listened to her and did as she told them to, they didn't want her biting their heads off again with her screams. Sanya closed the door, and turned the key in it to lock it. She went over to the bedroom window, closed it and did the blinds.

She put her baby cup onto the bed, and patted it till it fell asleep. The other kameenians rolled their eyes at each other.

"Iqz put your hand over Ann's mouth, right now" Sanya ordered Iqra. "Sara hold her arms, and Foz stand in front of the door, so that she doesn't run out." All the kameenians turned around to look at each other, all of them seemed confused by Sanya's weird orders.

"Oye retard what the hell do you think you're doing? You can think again cause no-one is going to touch me okay!" Anniie gave Sanya a glare.

Sanya turned to face Iqra, Sara and Foz "What are you waiting for go do it now!" She placed extra emphasis on 'now'.

They started walking over to Anniie. Anniie stepped backwards and fell over Amir's boxing gloves. "Come near me any of you, and I'll punch you guys!" She threatened them all.

"Just go do it guys" Sanya ordered. The kameenians did as they were told. Sara grabbed Annie's arms, whilst Iqra put her hand over her mouth. Foz stood at the door as she was ordered to do. Anniie tried to struggle so that Sara would let go, but woah Sara seemed to be made out of steel.

"Sanzz just tell us what's wrong man, and why are you making us do this to Annie?" Iqra said, frustrated by the suspense.

"Okay okay I am. By the way sorry Ann, but it's for the best of you, you know I love ya really." She walked over to the picture that she had dropped earlier on, she picked it up and brought it over to the Kameenians. "Look at this guys" She showed them the massive picture of all the kameenians.

"Awwwh, Amir jeeju loves us all so much!" Fozia called out from the door.

"That's so cute man" Iqra smiled at Annie who had tears in her eyes by now.

"Who would have known, the Amir Khan is such a big softie at heart!" Sara commented.

Sanya slaps her forehead. "Hahaha, Amir and a softie?" She starts laughing like a mental person. "Well maybe the real Amir is but we don't know him so we'll never know, but all I can say is this Amir is definatly not a softie!"

"Wh-what do you mean real Amir?" Fozia stuttered.

"This so called Amir isn't Amir. He's a complete FAKE!" Sanya replied. "He's been cheating us all this while!" She turned the picture around so that the note on the back was facing the Kameenians. It read:

Dear Jay,

Five Kameenians ' Sara, Sanya, Fozia, Iqra & Annie. Escaped from the mental hospital. In Amir's mansion. Amir is on holiday, so you shall go in that mansion pretend to be Amir as you look like him, and capture & arrest these kameenians! They've caused enough chaos as it is. You catch them & give them to us and we'll get you a mansion like the real Amir's and give you 5 million dollars. The pictures of the kameenians should be attached to this note. Mission Kameenians has officially started as soon as you have read this & are in the Khan Mansion.

GoodLuck. By the way beware the kameenians are EXTREMLY dangerous things.

-The Mental Hospital Police People. (TMHPP)

The kameenians turned around to stare at each other, their eyes wide after reading the horrific note.

"OH.." Iqra started.

"MY.." Sara continued.

"GOD!" Fozia finished.

"Exactly! That's why I screamed, cause I found this!" Sanya looked at them with a glare.

As they were still recovering from the shock of the note, Anniie bit Iqra's hand and shoved Sara with her elbow in the stomach. Iqra & Sara shocked by Annie's reaction started screaming. Anniie ran and grabbed the note from Sanya's hands, she ripped it into pieces. "It's all lies!" She started crying and screaming. It couldn't be true! This was her Amir; he just could not be a fake!

"It's true Ann, get a grip of yourself, and stop screaming for god's sake my cuppy baby is asleep! Shhh!" Sanya put a finger to her lips

"I can't believe it the khotta cheated me, such a big fat liar!" Anniie started crying more.

Foz ran over from the door. "Guyysss, we need a plan! We need to escape from here before Amir, Jay whoever the guy is gets here!"

"I say we rob all his stuff, and leg it somewhere!" Sara grinned, proud of herself that she came up with such a splendid plan.

"Duhhh but leg it where?" Iqra asked, glaring at Anniie and then glancing back at her poor hand.

"Africa." Anniie wiped her tears. She was going to be strong; she didn't need that Jay-Amir guy!

"Africa??!" The other kameenians said together.

"Yup Africa! We can ride on lions, innit!"

"Not a bad idea you know..." Fozia said.

"Come on guys, there's no other option!" Anniie glanced at the kameenians. Just then there was a beep, Anniie looked at her mobile which was on the floor, she picked it up and saw that there was 1 new text message:

baby im on my way home, see u in 10 mins. I luv u xxx

"Guyyss we need to hurry up, the khotta will be here in 10 mins!" She throwed her mobile back across the room.

"Okay I agree with Ann let's leg it to Africa!" She smiled at Anniie. "What do you think Iqra & Sara?"

They both nodded their heads. The Kameeenians were headed for Africa!

"Let's nick all his stuff first, am going to go get all the kebabs I found" Iqra rushed off downstairs.

"Same here, am nicking the tarees!" Fozi went after Iqra.

"I don't know what I want, I'll just pick up everything I like innit" Sara ran like a lunatic out of the room.

Anniie sat on the edge of the bed. A tear dropped down her face. "Can't believe he lied to me" She said.

Sanya went over to Anniie and hit her with a pillow "Oye you got us kameenians why do you want that khotta for?"

Anniie smiled. "You're right I got the best kameenians in the world!" Just then Anniie heard a car pulling up outside the mansion, she went over to the window, did the blinds back and glanced out. It was him. That stupid khotta. Anniie looked back at Sanya "He's here! LEG ITTT!" She screamed. She ran out of the room, Sanya followed with her cup in her hands.

"Don't worry cuppy it'll be alright mummy's with you" She assured the cup.

They reached downstairs, where the other three kameenians were nicking loads of things. "Oyeee, kameenians that khotta is here! LEG ITTT!" Anniie screamed. The kameenians started rushing out of the back door of the mansion. Anniie stopped, she picked up an oil bottle from the kitchen went over to the front door and spilt the oil all over the floor. She ran back to the kitchen and hid behind the door to see Jay walking in, he fell. She had got her revenge. Iqra came back to see where Anniie had gone, she saw Jay on the floor, and tried not to laugh, the guy looked so funny on the floor. She grabbed Anniie and they ran out of the back door with the other Kameenians.

"Omg you should have seen him!" Iqra laughed like a maniac telling the other kameenians about the oil incident.

"He looked hilarious!" Anniie laughed with them all.

"That's what he gets for messing with us kameenians!" Sanya winked at them all.

They were all walking away from the mansion, they reached a hill and climbed it. They could see the mansion in the distance. They all linked arms and stared at the mansion.

"We did it guys!" Sara said excitedly. "Africa is going to be so much fun!"

"I'm going to call my lion Amir Khan The King Khan Lion ' King Of All Lions" Anniie replied. "By the way am calling him after the REAL Amir, not that stupid khotta Jay! I am still in love with my hero Amir!" She goes into her dream mode.

"Mine's going to be called Lion!" Fozia patted herself on the back for coming up with such a unique name.

"Mine is going to be named Chotaa Don!" Iqra said with an evil laugh.

"Sanzz The Lion, is what I'm going to call mine! Cuppy came up with the idea! Haye my cuppy is chooo intelligent!" Sanya gave the cup a kiss.

"Mine shall be Maha Lion!" Sara added.

"Well we've all named our lions all we need to do is, go to Africa and get our lions!" Anniie jumped up and down!

"AFRICAAA HEREEE WE COMEEE!" The Kameenians screamed, they ran down the hill and into the sunset.

They were heading for Africa where their dreams awaited them but little did they know that someone else was waiting for them too. Someone who would destroy them and get his love back...

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Will the Kameenians reach Africa? Will they get their lions!? & Most importantly will their friendship survive?

Africa: Where Dreams Come True.

COMING SOOON!

(On the next Kameeni b'day, which is Sara's in May!)

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