Fozi
Happy Birthday Iqra?
'Words can't describe how much you mean to me,
you're my beti, a true don, a beloved kameeni.
Mummy Don wishes you many happy returns of the day,
keep smiling, hamesha & always.'
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Happy 18th Birthday! 🤗
Hayee my beti is all grown up, I can remember when you were a little child, you were this big *uses fingers to indicate how small Iqz was*
Ooft now my beti is going out into the don world *sobs into her tankerchief* remember, your home is always open for you to pop in & have some daal with me & Affie boi
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We are so jokes & off our heads, it scares me sometimes, then I realise we're superdons so pft everyone else will just have to deal with it 😎
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A Trip Down Memory Lane... Jab We Met, & our crazy memories so far *sings Yeh Ishq Haaye then coughs violently due to awful high pitched singing*
13th April. Yeah boi.
I scrapped you first because I found out you did A Levels too from stalking Sanya's scraps & I thought you were some miracle from heaven 🤣
I was so stressed at the time because of May exams & I felt maha relieved there was someone around who I could relate to.
We only scrapped once a week at the time because of college & stuff, & we were bare formal 🤣
I can't imagine being so polite with you ever again *evil laugh*
(check me out with my boi & bare, you & Pod slangified me, mummy don has become a G, brap brap. Oh gosh now we have one more thing to add to us already being sisters, Dev-Nandini, kameenians, salaamies, dons...)
The more we scrapped & got to know each other, the closer we became, like a love story innit. Hayee 😉 *tujhe scrap kiya to jaana sanam, dons hote hai deewana sanam* 🤣 - Sara look our singing lessons came in handy!
I think you met Annie through me? Or through Sanya? Probably Pod innit, she's our cupid matchmaking us all up 😳 and we gave her the lowest don status, hmm is it time for a revised don shuffle, senior don? 🤣
Then came Ramadhan. Oh boy 🤣
I got to know Sara through you kameenians because of our twitter mission 🤣 omg I remember that day we spent ages deciding names (I stole Annie's fanfic name mwahahaha)
And our first night on twitter we went pagal, crazily tweeting each other & maha hyper as usual & by the end of the night, well sehri, I was writing Shaan & Nakul fanfics on yours & Sara's suggestions 🤣 You were a pagal woman, dragging Nakul out by his arms, bechaara, all he did was give Shaan a cup of tea 🤣
Before we knew it we got even closer, when me & Sara decided to, ahem, make our own little show based on our husbands. I think it's best if I avoid any more detail, but those ice creams were yum yum, right Annie & Sanya? 😉 🤣
I remember you just enjoying the besharam scraps of me & Sara, & one scrap I can never forget from you is when you said you needed to pee after reading Shabhay so you were laughing & running to the bathroom at the same time, omg I don't think I ever laughed so much in my life as I did that night 🤣
We all became kameenians when... wait when did we become kameenians? I don't even remember, was it before we all went back to our hellholes or after? After na? Ahh Idk 🤣
In between that was a bad time, when me & my Pod fell out But I'm mentioning it because I will never forget the support & love you gave me, along with my other dons, which made me realise how lucky I am to have you in my life 🤗
Moving on, hellholes began & we all became less active, boo. But we talk to each other at least once in a day even if it's a tweet because you know, we're bare tight innit man 😎 *bin tere kya jeena...* I need to stop singing 🤣
Then came the GurTi AT. Bow down to baby don for this wonderful creation (which is on its 15th AT since starting in October so big up to our smallest kameenian for being a genius - Sara don't divorce your lesbo now!) 🤣
OMG I forgot to mention Annie's AK FC which is maha amazing (eekss mummyjee his bday next week! Yaaay! *hummus dance*)
And our own thread beti, to get us to dazzlers 🤣 again we must praise baby don because her AT led us to becoming dazzlers, thankyou Geet bhabhi jee 😉
Half term arrived, & oh man we all became maha droolers.
First we drooled over the voices, which I must say you have a wonderful Londoner accent, all of my dons accents are amazing - but I gotta side with my scrap wifey Sara & rep the north 😎 🤣
Our muh dikhai rasams on MSN - LET ME JUST ANNOUNCE MY KAMEENIANS ARE GORGEOUS. STUNNING. BEAUTIFUL. WITH LOVELY HAIR WHICH I'M GOING TO CHOP OFF AS THEY SLEEP ONE BY ONE 🤣
... I shouldn't have told you all that.
Iqzzz you are stunningly beautiful & gorgeous & give me your hair before I come down & steal it! 🤣
Ahhh beep I forgot our marraiges to the DOABM munde 🤣 anyways so yeahh after hellholes began we married our men, Humza will love you hamesha & forever senior don 😉 Btw Affie has moved onto cornflakes, he dreamt Mr Kellogg came to him & won him over 🤣
Back to muh dikhais, half term was just a teaser for Xmas hols 😉 we're gonna have maha fun & more memories, I know it. Try & stop the salaamies from going crazy once more!
I'm sure there's plenty more memories we've had, I could write a book on them! (omg we did our gangster style memos - Sara, you are guilty for this! You didn't do yours... or did you? Oh man my memory is like a sieve) 🤣 (I'm still maha don though don't be trying to steal my seat or I'll tell nani don!) 🤣
Anyways, I love love LOVE talking to you on the AT, along with Maan & Geet (its ok baby look into my glasses we can waahi waahi 😉) & our imessages with Annie & twitter convos.
& I'm sure we'll find some new outlet to take over too so we can never lose touch mwahahaha *coughs*
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Beti/kameenian/salaamie/senior don/kebabs, keema & achaars deewani/Nandos lover/Nandini - I love you.
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If you weren't around on here... eeks I don't even wanna think about it! I can't imagine this place without you, you brighten up my day & whenever I or any of the other dons are down, you know how to make us smile because that's the beautiful, angelic & lovely person you are.
And you have total sharam! 🤣
Happy 18th Birthday, I wish you all the happiness & success in the world 🤗
May Allah keep you smiling always, ameen.
And I KNOW on the results day in March & August, we'll be maha celebrating because you'll have aced your A Levels & gotten into the uni you really want to go to.
Thank you for always being there for me, for being one of my closest friends, sister, don, kameenian, salaamie, beti, for your support & love on my fanfics, for always listening to me whenever I need someone to talk to.
Most importantly, thank you for being who you are, & thankyou for blessing me by being a part of my life.
Don't ever change, because you're perfect just the way you are.
I love you hamesha & forever 🤗
*maha hugs*
'xoxo.
Anniie
Happy Birthdaaay Bestieee!
I LOVE YOUUU!<3<3
Eeeks, you're 18!? :O WOW! Loool party hard ;P
It's your birthday!??? :O Someone pinch me! :| been waiting for this day sooo long & it's finally hereee! *screams* WHOOO! Partaaay timeee!
So we met on 19th Juneee, which is like 165 days ago ishhh :P So it's been a long time! I can still remember we met because Fozi had a party for finshing exams, and I met you there! You were sooo formal! :O Well I guess I was tooo :| And then we stopped talking for like 3 weeks 😲 So stupid of us :\ theeen I was gonna leave I-F and you saw my status so came and talked to me! :) So I guess I have to credit you for us being so close today :P 😳
Then I didn't end up leaving :| So we started talking more & more, came to today, where we're the bestest of friends/sisters/grandmother-granddaughter ;) Loool I got to say today you're my fave potii, the other two are so rudeee hmphhh :P
Summer holidays, were like the bestest of best timess so much damn memories! Staying up till like 4am talking about some random stuff that only we kameenians can talk about 🤣 But ahh those times we're so FUNNN! and it's in those days that I got so closee to youuu! :) <3
We are soo tight, you practically know my whole life story :P and i know you inside out, and all I can say is that you are a trueee angel<3 everything about you is perfect.
You're amazing<3 You've been there for me in my bad times, and you know what I'm talking about :) Lol gradually over time we've realised how much we have in common! :O our lives are exact copies of each other which is freaky at times 🤔
You understand me so damn welll, you can tell when I'm low without me even telling you, you're more closer to me than my nursery bestfriend no jokes btw :P
A day where I don't talk to you, I hate so much :| I HAVE to talk to you everyday atleast once :P
You deserve all the happiness in this world, even my share too! :)
And oooh how can I forget our imessage convoss LOOL soo funny, cause of stupid exams we can't talk much but ahh well summer hols will be hereee sooon ishhh I THINK! :|
Sooo all I want to say is enjoy your 18th to the max!
May Allah bless you with everything you desire. Ameen.
We kameeenians love you LOADSSS&LOADSS&LOADSSS FOREVERRR!
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p.s you'll get my siggy tommorow & longer message!=D