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Vikram, the stalker gets a call from the sincere & true Maaneetians to kidnap Nandini & he's paid heavily for this auspicious job & gets an assured gift from them.i.e. he can keep Nano with him as a lifetime achievement award.😆But the fanz forgets to give him a snap of Nano & by mistake he kidnaps the beautiful & sexy Mrs.Geet Singh Khurana, wifey dear of the gr8888 industrialist, the handsome hunk, Mr. Maan Singh Khurana.😉.Now letz see what happens next.😃.
Vikram- U r welcome mam into Vikram's den.😃.plzz make urself comfortable here.😉.
(self-thought)-Wow! kya rapchik item hai boss..isse toh har janam mei.😳. lifetime award ke roop mei pana chahunga.😉.
Geet- btw, tum kyon se khet ki muli ho aur mujhe yeha kidnap karke kyu laye ho.😡jaante bhi ho tumne kis sher ke sherni ko pinjre mei kaiyed karne ki koshish kar rahe ho . mere sher ko jab pata lagega toh woh tumhare haddiyo se tumhara hi band bajayega .😡. sayyad tum usse jante nahi ho😕
Vikram- par tum sayyad yeh nahi jante Nandini ki woh sher hai toh mei sauya sher hu.😉.tumko toh mei pakar hi dum lunga.😃
Geet- pehli baat mei Nandini nahi Geet hu.. Mrs.Geet Maan Singh Khurana.😳aur dusre baat mujhe paana aur himalaya ki choti se chalang lagana ek hi baat hai.😉kyunki iss janam toh kya aagle har uss janam ke liye mei sirf aur sirf Maan ki hu.😳.Maan ki Geet .. suna tumne ..langoor kahi ke.😡.abh sharafat se tum mujhe mere Maan ke paas wapas post kar do..make it fast.😉.
Vikram- kyaaa tum Maan Singh Khurana ki biwi ho.😲.tum mujhe ullu toh nahi bana rahe ho..mujhse chutkara paane ke liye.😕.
Geet- toh kya mei tumhe stamp paper mei likh ke du.😡.arre baba isse pehle ki tumhare muh mei Maan apne haath ki stamp mar de.. jaldi se mujhe wapas KM mei bhejo..
Vikram- tum jhoot bol rahe ho.😕..dekho mujhe bohot saare paise milne wale hai iss kidnapping ke liye ..toh hum dono 50-50 baat lenge.😉plzz kehe doh ki tum jhoot bol rahe ho.😕.tum hi Nandini ho..hai na?😲
Geet- bas karo..satyanash ho tumhare.😡. tumne mujhe angel ke avatar se seedhe chudail ke avatar bana diye..abh toh tumhe mere Maan ki pitaichi khana hi parega..ullu ke patthe..gadhe.😡.
Just then Maan arrives & gives a dashing blow to Vikram & he falls on the ground.😆.
Maan- tumhare himmat kaise hue mere pari jaise biwi ko uss bhootni se compare karne ki.😡.iss se pehle ki mei tumhare chehre ka geography change kar doo ..tum yeha se dafha ho jao..I mean tum humare liye history ban jao.😡.
Vikram- Sorry sir, sorry mam..mujhse galti ho gaya..mujhe maaf kar dijiye.😭.
(self-thought)- arre bap re..yeh Nandini hai kya chez ..kahi mujhe usko kidnap karke lene ke dene na pad jaaye.😕
Then Vikram kidnaps the original Nandini .😉.but realizes within an hour that he has done the biggest mistake in his life & immediately sets her free & pays her 50% of the amount to get rid of her..& as a penalty.😆He then calls the Maaneetians.😉.
Vikram to Maanetians- tumlogo ko aur koi nahi mile ...mujhe chappals se pit lo par mujhe bakhhs do .😭.aadha paisa dekar uss specimen se chootkara mila mujhe aur aadha tumlog wapas le lo.😕.abhi bhej raha hu..baap re...abh se kabhi lalach nahi karunga.😆
Nano- woh Vikram ne mujhe wapas bhej diya ...mere reputation ka satyanash ho gaye.😭.
Dev(self-thought)-O God..meine toh socha isse peecha chuta.😕.par nahi..abh saare umaar jhelna padega.😭
Lucky(self-thought)- Chalo meine socha woh Vikram ne bade punya ke kaam kiye ..usse dua dene chala tha par Nando ko wapas bhej diye.😕.oye Vikram ke bachche..tujhe mera saare baddua lage.😡
Nandini- Preeto mera kya hoga.😕uss Vikram ne bhi mujhe wapas bhej diye.😲.
Preeto(self-thought)-abh tum thodi na kisiko hazaam hoge.😉.tumhe apne paas rakhhe kisiko apna pet kharab nahi karna hai.😆..
Geet- hey babaji, shukriya aapne woh kabab mei haddi ko humare zindagi se bahar kar diye.😃..abh Maan aur mei shanti se mahi mahi kar sakte hai.😳
Maan(self- thought)- kaash aysa hota Mishty.😕..woh haddi toh fhir wapas aa gayi humare pyaar ke gala ghotne ke liye.😡
Nandini- koi mere parwa nahi karte.😕sirf ek ko chodke.😳.mei usske paas hi chali jaati hu.😃.MP darling ..wait honey.😳..I'm coming.🤣.
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