Chandeena's luv story wid Abhiya's tadka(Fun post)

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Resh

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Posted: 13 years ago

Guys Abhiya ki toh sunli ab chandeena ki bhi sun lo.God I had this idea since 3-4 weeks but hardly got time but aaj likhi dala. Waise bhi all dukhi aatmas r roaming in forum haha

There was a camp fire party in Raichand house.All kids were present there.Chandeena were asked abt their lub story.

Pia:Aunty u need 2 tell us abt ur married life.Was ur marriage wid uncle was arranged or luv?

Haseena:Luv

Jeh:Iss hitler chand ki bhi luv marriage hui thi

Abhay(whisper):Jab teri chudail mom ki ho sakti hai toh mere dad toh chand chupa badal main hai

Pia:Shut up u both.Plzz continue wid ur story aunty

Abhay:Wait a min let me bring my blood biscuit & bloodvita

Jeh:Oh thn I'll have vodka wid chakna(Yeh chakna kya hota hai I dont know suna so use kiya )

Haseena:Shut up u bigral bhadiya.Tumhari mom nai tumhe gandi baatein sikhayi hongi but not me.Abhay is not allowed 2 have vodka.Stay away frm my innocent baby

Abhay:Oh momma

Haseena:Oh bloodvita baby

Misha:Yeh mom-son ka affection khatam ho gya ho toh shall v start

Abhay:Wht r u doing here misha?

Misha:Yeh acha CV's mujhe dialog nhi dete & ab mai aunty ki kahani bhi nhi sun sakti.Tum apne aapko samajhte kya ho Raichand

Abhay:Raichand hoon toh raichand samjhonga.Chila kyun rhi ho sirf poocha hi toh tha.

Jeh:Ok stop it.I'll have my bournvita wid Parle-G.Is tht Ok

Pia:Shut up u both.How mean u both had ur snacks & apni GF se poocha bhi nhi

Abhay-Jeh:Poochne ka kya matlab waise bhi u always have our brain lke snacks.

Haseena:Ok the story begins

'1000000000 years ago there was Mrs.Raichand not as sexy as I m coz only I m sexy & she was my sasu-ma.She had 2 two son Chand & Adam baba.Me & Chand were in deep luv.Chand was jst lke Abhay always in tyagi mode.He was famous as Dukhiyari bahurani at tht time now being son of chand Abhay had taken over tht title & I was lke Pia always ready 2 stalk Chand till bathroom uss samay bathroom nahi tha so I used 2 stalk him till jhadi k peechhe.'

Pia (whisper in Abhay's ear):How she know I stalk u till bathroom

Abhay:Yeh mummy hai yeh sab janti hai mummy hai.Issliye bolat hoon stalk karna band kardo Stalker emoticon par nhi mila di na meri izzat mmitti mai

Haseena(angrily):Shut up u 2 let me continue.

Abhiya:Sorry

Haseena:'Me & Chand were in luv but woh adam Chand's big bro was jst lke Abhay's big bro sid.He luved me & wnted 2 snatch chand away frm me.Chadam's(Chand-adam) mom.Woh budiya used 2 luv Adam more thn Chand.She used 2 give more food & milk 2 Adam thn chand.But somehow me & chand managed 2 marry each other but bhudiya bahut kaam karati thi.On other hand Chand used 2 luv his mom so much but nalayak Adam k wajah se one day v became vampires.'

Pia:Oh if Adam himself was son of old Mrs.Raichand tht means he was not the 1^st man on planet

Haseena:Yes Pia.Woh bhuddi my saas was 1^st human in planet.

Pia: & wht abt ur father-in-law?

Haseena:No mere father-in-law nhi thai my saas was 1st human Pia:Oh God toh chand-adam huye kaise Haseena:Wohi toh evn I wonder bahut challu budiya thi pta nhi chand-adam kaunse pedh mai latke mile usse Pia:Acha toh aap kaise huyi? Haseena:W-wooh main main baad mai baat karenge Pia:Oh God mujhe pta hi nhi tha ki meri would b mom-in-law itni old hai Haseena:Tumhare BF bhi purana model hai Pia:But old is gold na Chand(flirting wid hasu):And sexy also Pia(2 Abhay):Luk at ur dad Abhay & kuch seekhe kabr mai paau hai still romance kar rhe hai & u Abhay:Kabr se bahar niklne k baad hi yeh haal hua hai. vampire coffin emoticon

Pia:Acha adam kahan hai?

A voice:Yahan hai

Pia(2 Abhay):God Abhay Adam sid ki tarah dikhta tha kya?

Sid:Well well lil brother(oh how much I missing dis line)Tumhari lil GF is still mad

Pia:Yeh Sid mujhe pagal kyun kehta hai?

Abhay:Kya kare kabhi kabhi sach muh se nikal jata hai

Pia(hitting him):Kya?

Abhay:Kuch nhi

Adam

:Hello Chand.Here I m.Oh i never knew ki haseena will miss me so much

Abhay:Stay away frm my mom

Chand:Yeh sab kya hai?

Sid:Wel daddy dinosaur I adopted Mr.Adam Raichand as my dad

Adam

:Oh sid I adopted u

Sid:Shut up no one can adopt sid only sid can adopt

Adam

:Whtever.Haseena my darling I missed u

Chand:Shut up she is my wife & I luv her

Adam

:But I luk better thn u & she'll luk more sexy wid me

Pia:Oh god Mr.Adam uncle aapko sharam nhi aati 2 ghode jaise bade god bahut bade baba re bahut hi bade

Abhay:Shut up Pia humari age ko advertise mat karo

Pia:Oops sorry.So where was I bahut bade beto ki mom hai haseena aunty.

Adam

:I have no prob wid thm she still luks sexy

Haseena:Really

Adam

:Really

Chand:Haseena

Abhay:Mom

Adam

:Abhay dont worry sid ki tarah evn i'll adopt u.

Both chand & Adam starts fighting

Sid:Dad thts cheating.Metz sirf meri hai

Abhay:Yeh metz kahan se beech mai aayi

Sid:Kya karoon CV's nai yahi dialog diya hai

Abhay:Acha metz meri hai.

Sid:Acha & Pia

Abhay:Woh bhi meri hai

Sid:Woh tandori panchi

Abhay:Woh bhi meri hai issliye kuch bhi karoon

Pia was writing something

Abhay:Wht r u doing Pia?

Pia:I making list of all my sautans jinko 1 hi saath mai maar dalo taki tum sirf mere ho jao.

Abhay:Ok thn continue

Sid:Aey 1 list kyun nhi dedeta ki kaun kaun kaun si gal teri GF hai

Abhay:ismey list dene ki kya baat hai Dehradun ki har gal meri hai.Gal kya evn boy bhi mera hai.C Jeh luvs me

Jeh:Yes Abhay tht y my eyes always search 4 u

Sid:Oh God & Alina

Abhay:Uske saath toh kal hi taka bhidaya hai

Sid:Misha

Abhay:Meri

Sid:Deepu

Abhay:Meri uske sexy back pai meri nazar hai

Sid:Kabir

Abhay:Soon he'll fall in luv wid me after all Abhay ka charm hai sar chad k bolega abhi danish ko bhi apna banana hai

Sid:Abey tharkey kaun se college se tharkipana k diploma kiya hai

Abhay:Oh I completed my diplomma frm 'SID'S 1 din ladki inn college'

Sid:Yeh toh mera college hai

Abhay:Haan janta hoon afterall u r my guru in tharkeybaazi

Sid:T,T ki chamchi,ruhi,ruhi ki chamchi,maya,shanaya,CWB,ram singh...

Abhay:Meri meri meri...

& list goes on & on...

After 80 years

Abhay was still mentioning abt his n number of GF.Pia now became 100 years old buddhi & was still making Abhay's Gf list

Pia(speaking lke old woman):Abhay tumhari GF ki list likhte likhte mai budiya ho gayi but teri chichorigiri ki list khatam na huyi

Abhay:100000 names r still left baby

Pia:Wht?

NOTE:I know this is one of the most mad post of mine but wht 2 do pagal panti bhi zaroori hai so mujhe maaf karna hahahah

NO OFFENSE😳

Edited by cuteshrishti - 13 years ago

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Disha

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Posted: 13 years ago

fabulous post shrish. 🤣it has me in splits 🤣

Edited by abhayfan_dishu - 13 years ago

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MR.KooL

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Posted: 13 years ago

Yaah...daaku..Srish is back with her Awsum Post..
waisey kon hain ye bhaatakte huwe forum wale...😛 i hope mera naam nehi hain...

Okay now cuming 2 d post...it was hilarious🤣...adam and Chand ka hassu...ke liye itna...pyaar...😆
So ye stalking ke skills pia can take training from her sasuma...😎 loved d chandeena ki luv story...😛

Edited by --Anurag-- - 13 years ago

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.SmokeySilence.

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Posted: 13 years ago

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🤣 🤣 🤣 This too good Shrish... first of all do u know I was writing a scene between Chand and Haseena's past when I got your PM... in my FF Haseena and chand used to date na b4 150 yrs so i was writing that scene...wat a coincidence 😆

Now,

Adam and Chand fighting for Haseena... 😆 So Piya like her sasuma's ancient days... stalking Chand till chad ke piche... 😆

Abhay(whisper):Jab teri chudail mom ki ho sakti hai toh mere dad toh chand chupa badal main hai

🤣 🤣 🤣 the chand wala emoticon is tooo much 😆 and abhay ka character tune itna dheela ker diya...sab kuch uska hai 😆

Edited by princess_xeelan - 13 years ago

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Rashmi

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Posted: 13 years ago

shrish great post 🤣chandeena ki love story 🤣and abhay adopted new dad 🤣jay aur abhay ka convo [Chakna drink ke saath khane ke liye dete he eg wafers ya phir chakli ya groundnut]

dhaamal post tha shrish each and every word was too good kya convo tha sabka ke i cant control my laughter and sid called pia mad and abahys reply sach muh se nikal jata hai 🤣

Edited by strawberryrashu - 13 years ago

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Resh

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: purple_shadoz
superb...adam?????...🤣

thnx😳

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Resh

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: abhayfan_dishu
fabulous post shrish. 🤣it has me in splits 🤣

Thnx dishu.I m glad u like it😳

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Peehu24

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Posted: 13 years ago

🤣 🤣 omg shrish that was hilarious...abhay ki never ending list n chandeena ki kahani...it crackd me up completely 😆

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Resh

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Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: --Anurag--
Yaah...daaku..Srish is back with her Awsum Post..
waisey kon hain ye bhaatakte huwe forum wale...😛 i hope mera naam nehi hain...

Okay now cuming 2 d post...it was hilarious🤣...adam and Chand ka hassu...ke liye itna...pyaar...😆
So ye stalking ke skills pia can take training from her sasuma...😎 loved d chandeena ki luv story...😛

Thnk u lafange parinde aarey wohi bhatakte crybabies😆😆.Ab haseena hai hi itni sexy so chand ka bhi competitor toh mangta tha boss😳😆😆.Haseena 1 idol saas hai pia k liye hahah😆😆

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Resh

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Originally posted by: strawberryrashu
shrish great post 🤣chandeena ki love story 🤣and abhay adopted new dad 🤣jay aur abhay ka convo [Chakna drink ke saath khane ke liye dete he eg wafers ya phir chakli ya groundnut]
dhaamal post tha shrish each and every word was too good kya convo tha sabka ke i cant control my laughter and sid called pia mad and abahys reply sach muh se nikal jata hai 🤣

Hha thnx dear Abhay nai nhi sid nai new dad adopt kiya hahah😆😆.Acha hua bta diya hahah😆.Ab sachie mai sach nikal aata hai so sid nai keh diya Pia is mad😆😆

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