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Today's episode made me wonder whether I was at a boxing match, what with all the slow-mo shots, families on opposing sides and punches thrown all around...Here's an alternate reality version of events:
Step one, step all , step right up, folks to see the latest Tamasha in town !
Presenting the latest in our Family Feud:
The Bajpais VS The Mishras!
For the past weeks, these 2 families have been falling over themselves to be crowned " The Most Unreasonable Family " in the Navyadom !!! Opinions are divided, so audience, please give your valuable opinions...
Let's review today's round:
Mudslinging + Slanging Match
Contestants :Deepu versus Angry Papa
Deepu's profile
Weapons: BOYFRIENNND!!! PARRVARRISHH!!! 😡Finger pointing, Flying spit & all round unreasonable behaviour in public
Defence: My Bholibhali defenceless flower has been compromised
Weak Points: My daughters' well being
Angry Papa's profile
Weapons: Always in attack mode 😡, Fight no flight response, evil looks, Thunderous voice
Defence: Hamaare KHAANDAAN
Weak points: Absolute blindness due to foolish prestige
Results:
Today's round seems to have gone to Deepu by a whisker, but the precap suggests that Monday's will go to angry papa...Its amazing that angry papa didnt join the attack earlier!...Excellent control today angry papa!
Earlier Rounds are summarised below:
Pointing Purses
Contestants: Meeta versus Anant &Navya
Meeta's profile
Weapons: emotional blackmail, pointy purses, distance (Mumbai to Kanpur) , time (cheh haftey), sab khatm karna varna papa ko bataoongi
Defence: Concerned mom in denial
Weakness: Needs Navya for everything (renuka sambhaaling, nappy changes etc)
Anant's profile
Weapons: Sweet smile and butterscotchy face (yeh ladka hai ya icecream? 😛), zidhh, repeated ILUs,Speeches, climbing tall structures
Defence: Running away at the last possible second
Weakness: Character dheela hai cos he crumbles like a cookie under pressure...but things are looking up!😊
Supporting cast: Mohan, Nimmi (Ranbir is MIA since fleeing the yuddhbhoomi/roadside on foot)
Navya's profile
Weapons: Patience of a saint, speaks up when it matters, extreme samajhdaari
Defence: Tears, tears and more tears,😭 masoom smile😊
Weakness: Anant, ma-papa's disappointment
Supporting cast:AppyRitz, Renu
Other players ready to be deployed at a moment's notice
CSB:
Weapons: Laser eyed stare, pravachans
Weak spot- A degree of love for Anant
Buadadi:
Weapons:Tongue dripping acid, killer moves on the dance floor
Defence: I'm older so I can do whatever I want
Weak spots: Honey + ants by prankster girls
Rama:
Attack :stealth , spying, fake lowwing
defence: Deflecting questions, mata hari wannabe throwing out unwanted haddis
Weakness: Sagun
Sagun
Weapons: Ants
Defence: Has her personal Tantri the Mantri to run interference i.e. Rama
Weaknesses: Thinking more than 1 thought at a time taxes her tiny brain, food distracts her
So, people, who wins the Prize for the making the biggest fool out of themselves?
Final results:
Winners: No one
Losers: AnYa, the viewers and everyone else 🤢
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Cricket
