Breaking News! Fun Show Topic!

An insider has leaked the following email which was sent internally at HQ and passed to me! :

"We have to do something about the failing ratings of the show! Never in our history have we had such an aversion to one of our broadcast programs, and viewing figures are lower than any viewings in antiquity. We must get a new Male and Female protagonist before we have a big flop on our hands! This time check to see if they can act, give them a copy of Oliver twist and ask them to say "please sir can I have some more"! If they cant do it then get them to recite the alphabet backwards! That always works!

Hi Guys I'm glad you all had a laugh! I thought that would brighten up your day! You know I'm not serious really, don't you? If I'm watching the show every day through a looking glass, then surely I must be enjoying its richly woven sub text? I mean let's face it what with the rising costs of everything I can't expect cotton or silk when polyester is cheaper! I know the show lacks spontaneity and creativity what with it being done before but it's still fun to watch and even more fun to read my posts about it! Below is another email that was sent to me this morning:

Can everyone on set please keep their pets quiet during filming, last night we had three complaints that viewers could hear a cat vomiting every time Suraj tried to act! And who ever had the parrot please tell it to say "whos a pretty boy then" insted of "who the hell employed this dude he cant act" Tut Tut!

Originally posted by: Robie23p

Hey, dear topic maker...!! What ur aim is ?? U religiously follow each and every episode and then come with some perturbing, fake and offensive articles...!! To give it a negative publicity... U can go to any extent... But this is not gonna help coz this forum is only for DABH fans...! I also loved the previous show, but this show is also too gud... And plz for god's sake, stop offending us with ur disturbing articles. Don't like the show... then don't watch it...SIMPLE...!