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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#281

Snippet 57

*Kastur comes out after changing into her 10th sari, because Mohan doesn't seem to like any of the others so far*

Kastur: Please say yes to this one ji, otherwise from Dharampatni we'll need to change my title to Dharam-Saree-Pehnewali 😕

Mohan: Change is the need of the hour! 😃

Kastur: Of the hour, Mohanji, not of the 1/100th of a nanosecond 🤔

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Megha

@IndigoBlues

Rocker

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#282

Kastur Vs. Mohan Round 1

Kastur: Mohanjee..maine aapke naaste mein dhokla faafda banaaya hai...😳

Mohan *shakes his head*: Kastur..kitni baar bataaya hai..i don't like all this food...give me some real snacks...like the ones they give in West...😎

Kastur: Haan..isiliye to West ke people itne motey hotey hai...

Mohan: *rolls eyes* I'll have it okay..stop bothering me...🤔

Kastur *smirking*: the things men will do not to be called fat 😆

Kastur: 1

Mohan: 0

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#283

That was a jhakaas one from Kastur! 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#284

Btw all my Snippeteers...we're three Snippets away from a Snippet Century! 🥳

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#285

Snippet 58

*Mohan sees all the Gujarati snacks laid out on Mami's table and feels queasy*

Mohan: Mami...

Veena: Haan beta?

Mohan: I need mouthwash 😕

Bharat: What for?

Mohan: Come on Mohan...think think think...SOME good excuse...to - to...

Bharat: To get rid of all that gas! 😃

Veena: Gas? Kahaan se? 😕

Mohan *jumps on the excuse*: Haan haan, Mama theek bol rahe hain! In sab cheezon ka naam sunke hi pedh mein gas hojaata hain and mooh mein bhi...dekhne ke baad pata nahi mera haal kya hoga! 🤢

Veena: Haww bechara Mohan!

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Sunshine

@SunShine_A

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#286

awesome Sily I really loved the snippets especially dhuye mein udaa deta 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#287

Snippet 59:

Mohan: Mama yahaan koi disc hai aas paas?? Varna why they'd call India a developing country is beyond me 🥱

Bharat: Zaroor, bhanja, yahaan hain, isi ghar mein! 😃

Mohan: Whaa 😲

Bharat: Lo, tumhara disk mila! *hands Mohan an old floppy disk*

Mohan: Yeh...😕

Bharat: Bhanje, mujhe lagaa tum bahut modern-shodern ho gaye, par tum mujhse bhi zyaada old-fashioned nikla🤣 Iss zamane mein koi floppy disk lekar ghumtay hain kya 🤣🤣

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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664269

Suspended

Posted: 13 years ago

#288

🤣 🤣🤣 wonder if dis wud b shown hw wud my mohan react?

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#289

Snippet 60

*Baapji has just announced Mohan and Kastur's engagement*

Mohan: WHAT! 😡

Baapji: Tum dono Radha-Krishna ki jodi ki yaad dilaayengay sabko!

Mohan: O that's good then.

Kastur: It is? 😃😃😃

Mohan: Yeah, because that means we'll never get married 😆

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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-Ramya-

@-Ramya-

Sparkler

+ 4

Posted: 13 years ago

#290

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy
Snippet 60

*Baapji has just announced Mohan and Kastur's engagement*

Mohan: WHAT! 😡
Baapji: Tum dono Radha-Krishna ki jodi ki yaad dilaayengay sabko!
Mohan: O that's good then.
Kastur: It is? 😃😃😃
Mohan: Yeah, because that means we'll never get married 😆

🤣 Zor ka Jhatka! 🤣🤣

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