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Lubna Ahmed

@LubzA

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

#251

I've finally caught up! Phew!..

Silky merii, absolutely loved every single one of yours. Made me laugh throughout. Sorry it took me so long to read them and reply... Mwaah, likhti rehna 😉

Megzie: I loved your Champu vs. Champion poem <3 <3

Capsie 🤣 first Jai Shri Krishna, then Jai Shri Mohan? Then Jai Shri Viku 🤣

Rakhi; I love that 'suffering' waala 🤣 and all your others too!

Pinky: Piya Pankhas 🤣 vah, bilkul sahi kaha

Piya Bawri Hooo

Piya Bawriii

Or the edited version:

Mohan Bawri Hooo

Mohan Bawriii 😍 😍 😍

Lizzy, Silky ne bilkul sahi kaha; You are the Snippet Queen! Absolutely love reading your snippets.

Tujhko mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon?? 🤣 🤣

I want you to write some snippets for TLF and that's an order: samjhi? 😛

Amazing work everyone. Absolutely love it. The best way to cheer anyone up after a long day is to read all your snippets so keep up the great work! <3 <3

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#252

😲 Lubzy I was just thinking of the same thing!! Snippets on TLF that is hehe. Loffly review 😃😃

Snippet 50:

Kastur: Jai Ambe!

Mohan: Jai flambe!

Kastur: Ab yeh flam-bay kaun hain? Ambe Mata ki bichdi hui behen hai kya? 😕

Mohan: 😲 You don't know all this or what? Kumbh mela mein khoyi thi woh. Tch tch, you should really read up on your mythology 😉

Kastur: Says the man who was telling me that Lord Krishna and Lord Rama were the 'blue guys' 🤔

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#253

Snippet 51:

Mohan *hugs Baapji*: I love you very much Granddad! 😆

Baapji: 😡

Mohan: Fine, aapke khushi ke liye main Hindi mein bhi bataaonga! Baapji main aapse pyaar karta hoon! *mock-sharmaofies*

Narmada-vau: It's at times like this I wish I could loan him my sari ka palloo 🤣 which I barely ever use anyway 🤣🤣

TV Screen *song playing*: Lo aaj mein kehtaa hoon...I loove youuu!

Baapji: *faints*

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Shobhana

@-Shobhu21-

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#254

Loved SNips 50 n 51...

Jai flambhe...Im srly wondering who is this flambhe ???Introduce her in some snippet Liz😆😆😆

And 51

Me aapse pyaar karta hun...OMG...srsly after seeing the vdo im wondering wat he says to his baapji😆😆😆

Loved them Liz

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Sunshine

@SunShine_A

Trailblazer

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

#255

awesome one lizzy🤣

you should post this one in MG page as well

active hoga and log has has ke paagal honge🤣

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mishti_17

@mishti_17

Stunner

+ 7

Posted: 13 years ago

#256

🤣 Lizzy... I love u...

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#257

Prequel to Snippet 50 🤣

This, my friends, is what is called Flambeeing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamb%C3%A9

Snippet 52:

*Champu arrives in London and sees his very angry, and very hairy, landlady for the first time, and turns to a guy who lives on the same floor as he does*

Champu: Who's that?

Guy: J. Flambe!

Champu: Ab yeh Flambe koi nayi goddess hai kya 😕 Um...Jai Flambe to you too.

Guy: No, you idiot, that's what we call her 🤔

Champu: What's her real name then 🤓

Guy: It's actually Josephine Fritters but no one's bothered to call her that for some 20 years now.

Champu: Then why Jai Flambe? Me no understand 😭

Guy: Because she cooks everything in alcohol. And I mean EVERYTHING, no matter if what she's cooking is SUPPOSED to be flambeed or not 😆

J. Flambe: Boy! Collect your things!

*Champu obeys, and writes the following in a diary*

Champu *writing*: Dear Diary, Flambe is a scary goddess who likes sharaab so much she makes food with it too...so, uh, Jai Flambe!

NOW go back and read Snippet 50 again 🤣