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Posted: 12 years ago
Wonderful snippets guys 

Rakhi...kya answer diya hamare Mohanji ne...even Bhagwan needs a joke sometimes πŸ˜†

Silky...this Kastur and her tel na...one of these days Mohanji will make her  take bath in it πŸ€£

Pinkyben...so right...we Dharampankas DO rock πŸ₯³


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Posted: 12 years ago
Snippet 41:

Kastur: Ek chutki sindhoor ki keemat aap kya jaano Mohan babu!
Mohan: Scented version toh sirf bees rupai ke thay  
Kastur: 
Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago
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SNIPPET 12

Kastur to Mohan: Is my pallu too far forward?
Mohan to Kastur: No, I can still see your face! ( 🀣) Edited by Rakhie_08 - 12 years ago
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Bechari Kastur ki bechari face! πŸ€£
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Snippet 42:

Mohan: Can we cut the melodrama? Please? πŸ€”
Bharat: Nahin kar sakthay!
Veena: Kabhi nahin, harghiz nahin, yeh toh hamari khadaani beemari hain!
Bharat: Melodrama hamare khoon mein hain!
Mohan: Yeah right, kalai kaatke dikhaao? πŸ€’
Veena: Aur kyunki tum Kanti Bhai ka pota bhi ho, your melodrama quotient will be dugna!!
Saroj: Beta...
Mohan: Aisi harkatein...
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*Everyone waits in bated breath*
Mohan: ...mujhe pasand nahin πŸ₯±
Bharat and Veena: πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ
Saroj *nazar uthaarofies*: Haiii mera raja beta! πŸ˜ƒ

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 12 years ago
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Sorry guys, I'm not able to comment on everyones snippets at the moment because my laptop is down and out. I'm using my phone to post snippets, and that's proving to be an effort in itself! πŸ˜†

Takes forever to type out just one line.

SNIPPET 13

Mohan to Baapji: Hum dono honeymoon manane ke liye jarein hi hain.
Baapji: Haldi-moong? Ab yeh kaunsi naya masale hain?
Mohan:    Edited by Rakhie_08 - 12 years ago
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SNIPPET 14

Mohan: Seriously Kastur, sometimes I wonder at you. The world has moved on in leaps and bounds. I mean we're genetically cloning sheep man! But you? You're still stuck in age old traditions, customs and rituals that have no place in the modern world.

Kastur: Yeh kya bakwas kar rahein hain aap?

Mohan: Exactly! That's what I'm saying na? Open your mind. Ride the wave of possibilities. Educate yourself in new things. Broaden your horizons.

Kastur: Eh Ji, I may not have a degree in 'bullcrap' like you, but mein itni bhi buddu nahi hoon. I'm a simple girl with simple ideas. For example in the words of well-known genius Stephen Hawkings "The mass of the sun curves space-time in such a way that although the earth follows a straight path in four dimensional space-time, it appears to move along in a circular orbit in three dimensional space"

Mohan πŸ˜• 😲 looking at her totally bewildered and clueless.

Kastur: Nahi samaji na? Now here's a piece of wisdom from me. Never ever try to cut your own hair! Bas. Simple. Edited by Rakhie_08 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
Yea waisey baapji key sath reh kar koi bhi sirf melodrama hi kara sakta hey aur tou kuch nahi  🀣
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Posted: 12 years ago
Raja beta kya muah thod jawab detha hai 😍 bahut acche!
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Posted: 12 years ago
Lizzzyyy they are mind B-L-A-S-T-I-N-G🀣
I loved all the snippets on page 1 and I didn't read them before so yeahh I got new snippetsπŸ₯³

really loved them especially khoon waaleπŸ˜›πŸ€£