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Hello, welcome 2 my bekaar post again. 1st of all i want 2 say no offense 2 panchi fans(if any). It's purely 4 fun...
Okkkay...i shud start...my bakwaas story...
Today is a very nice day. Panchi is very happy n sad also. She is happy coz 2day in the early morning she had her breakfast n after breakfast her mind becomes fresh automatically kyunki pet khush toh dil khush . But the sad thing 4 her is that 2day she is going 2 suicide... she found her true love 4 the fourth time in abhay, but that heartless abhay has broken her heart into 1000 pieces ...she doesn't want 2 live anymore...so,she wants 2 leave this jalim, bedardi world. yeh, she has planned everything...
Panchi comes out from her home very slowly that nobody in the home wakes up. Then straightly she goes on the bridge on the river. Yeh...she has decided that she will jump from the bridge into the river...she prepares herself , she again remembers that how much she loved the 4 most important boys in her life but they ditched her. Arrghhh, she is not gonna tolerate this more. She is just going 2 jump...she is telling "Come on panchi, kudo...kud jao...aaj toh main marke hi rahungi.."but suddenly a idea comes into her mind...
Panchi : OMG!!! What am i going 2 do??? I m going 2 jump of a bridge into the river!!!! OMG!!! I know i want 2 suicide , but this way!!!! I mean , how can i forget that i m afraid of height n moreover i don't know how 2 swim!!!! agar main pani mein kud gayi tab to main dub ke hi mar jaongi!!! Baap re... phir to main saans bhi nahi le paongi...yeh bahut ghatiya tarika hai suicide ka...mujhe aise nahi marna...
Then she left the place n goes near 2 the forest...she knows that there is a bridge where she proposed abhay...par uss jalim ne uski dil ka tukda tukda kar dia ...okkk. Aaj wohi jagah pe panchi suicide karke uss jagah ko amar bana degi...log kahega "dekho, dekho...issi jagah pe ek mahaan premika ne aapni chauthi pyaar ke liye aapni jaan di thi". waah. sun ke hi aakhon mein paani aa rahi hai. Panchi prepares herself 2 die in this place. She is about going 2 die ...but wait...what's that??? Panchi sees a human body lying there . She gets curious. She comes near 2 the body n sees that body is none other than "danish(He was attacked by neel)". Her 1st love. After seeing danish panchi is telling...
Panchi: Yeh kya?? Iss kaalmuah ko marne ka koi dusra jagah nahi mila tha kya? Main itni taklif uthake ihan aayi marne ...aur aake dekhti hun yeh kalmuah pehle se hi ihan pe mara pada hai.Arrghh...rehne do isko ihan pe pada. Phir junglee janwaar aake isko kha jayega, tab usse pata chalega. Baap re, wolves ki awaaz sunai de rahi hai...bhago...main wolves haathon marna nahi chahti...
Panchi left that place . But it's afternoon n she remembers that she had not eaten anything since morning(?)... And definitely she doesn't want 2 die in hunger. So, she goes back 2 home . There she took lunch n again left home 2 find a proper place 2 suicide..n she found . Yeah...the road...she'll die under the car in the road...gr8 idea. So, she decides 2 go back in the home n takes some snacks n then return 2 the road at night.
Finally it's night. Panchi chal padi phirse marne uss road pe jahan pe kabhi kabhar hi car chalta hai. Panchi is waiting 4 a car...just once...plz ...car... come... but alas!!! No car seems coming. Panchi is still waiting 4 a car...but it's late night n she is feeling hungry...n then she brings out her most beloved thing in the world ...her tiffin carrier n starts eating...n is telling...
Panchi: Hun na main smart!!! aapni tiffin carrier leke aayi hun. Pata nahi kab car ayega , par car ka intezaar karte karte main naa khake marun kya??
After that...her wish comes true...a car comes...n she jumps...
...inside the car ...n the car was her own car which was called by her 2 take her back home coz...she was feeling very sleepy ...n if she cudn't sleep ,she cud die...aur naa soke marnewalon mein se panchi toh bilkul bhi nahi hain...
This was the sad end of panchi's day out!!!!
Kaisa laga , batana mat bhul na...
Okkkay...i shud start...my bakwaas story...
Today is a very nice day. Panchi is very happy n sad also. She is happy coz 2day in the early morning she had her breakfast n after breakfast her mind becomes fresh automatically kyunki pet khush toh dil khush . But the sad thing 4 her is that 2day she is going 2 suicide... she found her true love 4 the fourth time in abhay, but that heartless abhay has broken her heart into 1000 pieces ...she doesn't want 2 live anymore...so,she wants 2 leave this jalim, bedardi world. yeh, she has planned everything...
Panchi comes out from her home very slowly that nobody in the home wakes up. Then straightly she goes on the bridge on the river. Yeh...she has decided that she will jump from the bridge into the river...she prepares herself , she again remembers that how much she loved the 4 most important boys in her life but they ditched her. Arrghhh, she is not gonna tolerate this more. She is just going 2 jump...she is telling "Come on panchi, kudo...kud jao...aaj toh main marke hi rahungi.."but suddenly a idea comes into her mind...
Panchi : OMG!!! What am i going 2 do??? I m going 2 jump of a bridge into the river!!!! OMG!!! I know i want 2 suicide , but this way!!!! I mean , how can i forget that i m afraid of height n moreover i don't know how 2 swim!!!! agar main pani mein kud gayi tab to main dub ke hi mar jaongi!!! Baap re... phir to main saans bhi nahi le paongi...yeh bahut ghatiya tarika hai suicide ka...mujhe aise nahi marna...
Then she left the place n goes near 2 the forest...she knows that there is a bridge where she proposed abhay...par uss jalim ne uski dil ka tukda tukda kar dia ...okkk. Aaj wohi jagah pe panchi suicide karke uss jagah ko amar bana degi...log kahega "dekho, dekho...issi jagah pe ek mahaan premika ne aapni chauthi pyaar ke liye aapni jaan di thi". waah. sun ke hi aakhon mein paani aa rahi hai. Panchi prepares herself 2 die in this place. She is about going 2 die ...but wait...what's that??? Panchi sees a human body lying there . She gets curious. She comes near 2 the body n sees that body is none other than "danish(He was attacked by neel)". Her 1st love. After seeing danish panchi is telling...
Panchi: Yeh kya?? Iss kaalmuah ko marne ka koi dusra jagah nahi mila tha kya? Main itni taklif uthake ihan aayi marne ...aur aake dekhti hun yeh kalmuah pehle se hi ihan pe mara pada hai.Arrghh...rehne do isko ihan pe pada. Phir junglee janwaar aake isko kha jayega, tab usse pata chalega. Baap re, wolves ki awaaz sunai de rahi hai...bhago...main wolves haathon marna nahi chahti...
Panchi left that place . But it's afternoon n she remembers that she had not eaten anything since morning(?)... And definitely she doesn't want 2 die in hunger. So, she goes back 2 home . There she took lunch n again left home 2 find a proper place 2 suicide..n she found . Yeah...the road...she'll die under the car in the road...gr8 idea. So, she decides 2 go back in the home n takes some snacks n then return 2 the road at night.
Finally it's night. Panchi chal padi phirse marne uss road pe jahan pe kabhi kabhar hi car chalta hai. Panchi is waiting 4 a car...just once...plz ...car... come... but alas!!! No car seems coming. Panchi is still waiting 4 a car...but it's late night n she is feeling hungry...n then she brings out her most beloved thing in the world ...her tiffin carrier n starts eating...n is telling...
Panchi: Hun na main smart!!! aapni tiffin carrier leke aayi hun. Pata nahi kab car ayega , par car ka intezaar karte karte main naa khake marun kya??
After that...her wish comes true...a car comes...n she jumps...
...inside the car ...n the car was her own car which was called by her 2 take her back home coz...she was feeling very sleepy ...n if she cudn't sleep ,she cud die...aur naa soke marnewalon mein se panchi toh bilkul bhi nahi hain...
This was the sad end of panchi's day out!!!!
Kaisa laga , batana mat bhul na...
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Kabhi Neem Neem Kabhi Shahad Shahad
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