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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#41

Why do the CVs always give their English-speaking, miniskirt dressing, modern-looking chicks such horrible English dialogue 😕 They sound like they stopped learning it in first grade or something!

Snippet 16

Gujju-Hater: You Gujjus are really bunch of jokers!

Kastur: Looks like a certain someone came here after failing her English exam!

GH: Whaa?

Kastur: At least a Gujju wouldn't forget to add an a somewhere in that sentence. Or a b. Or a c. No, siree, we like our alphabets, ma'am 😎

GH: I didn't get a word of what she said...

Kastur: Maybe you should go all the way back to first grade and take grammer classes, baby 😉

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#42

Snippet 17:

The Mall Scene, with two Dharampankhas in the crowd.

Kastur: Stop calling the Gujaratis Gujju, the Punjabis Panju, and the Bengalis Bong I say 😡

DP6: 😲 She's been stalking Motu and Prem the same way we've been stalking Champu!

DP7: 😕 She's a Dharampankha even before she's become a Dharampatni!

DP8: Change the name of the serial I say 😡

DP9: Bring Champu back I say 🥱

Kastur: Hey! Mere Champuji ko Champuji mat bulaa! 😡

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Lubna Ahmed

@LubzA

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

#43

🤣 🤣 🤣 Lizzyy! I love it!

Arre yaar, I thought exactly the same thing with the GH, at least teach them the alphabet 🤔 muh ki baat cheenli Lizzy! 😆 Loved them all.

🤣 Champu-jiii.

I want more! 🤗

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Lubna Ahmed

@LubzA

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

#44

Usne MERE Champu ko Champu kaha?? 🤣 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#45

I can just imagine Laboni Ma coming out and saying that with a rolling pin in her hand 🤣

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#46

Trying to imagine superflirt Mohan...😉

Snippet 18:

Mohan at a classy wine bar, sipping on the best white wine he can find. A pair of hands wound themselves over his torso, and you can see the woman's bright long purple nails. LOL. I'll call this chick Dharamgori 😛

Mohan: Mmm...yes, Giselle, yes (mock-purrs as she pretends to scratch at his shirt) A little more to the left, darling, will ya? Ohh yes, like that...

DG *scowls*: I'm not your masseuse.

Mohan *smirks*: Pity. You could chase away a man's aches just by laying a finger on him 😉

DG *grins*: And you, ol' boy, could make a woman want you just by standing there.

Mohan *turns, appraises DG*: Tch, tch, honey, you really don't think standing is all I want to do to you, is there?

DG: Tch, tch, honey, and I thought you were in London to learn.

Mohan *grabs DG's wrist, pulls her to him and kisses her senseless*: I am learning, Gis-gis, can't you tell? 😈

DG *purrs blissfully*: You might need to convince me on that...😛

Mohan *grins*: Want me to give you a test run, ma'am? 😉

DG *giggles*: Ten on ten, Momo, and you haven't even started yet ☺️

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#47

Teehee, Giselle's in the previous snippet lol.

Snippet No. 19:

Momo and his Dharampankhas.

DP1: Ohhh Mohaaan!

Mohan: If you had to toss a penny to me for every time you girls have said that, I'd be a billionaire 😆

DP2: Oh, anything at your service, Gallaji! 😃😃

Mohan: I bet if I asked you to polish Giselle's nails you'd do that too 😕

DP3 *winces*: We may be your fans in the non-ceiling sense of the word, MG, but -

DP4: We're sure it's none of our business, MG, but -

DP2: I know this would make you mad at us, MG, and we love you too much to see you as anything as happy but -

Mohan: As appreciative as I am of your delectable posteriors, ladies, can you please proceed beyond but?

DP1: 😳 Sorry MG.

Mohan: And stop calling me MG, please, it makes me sound like Mahatma Gandhi 🤔

DP 3: 😳 Sorry MG.

DP 4: Look MG, we like Giselle and all...

DP 2: - but we're not sure she'll ghis-ghis enough to be the right girl for you, you know...

DP 1: Us, we'll ghis-ghis for you anytime!

Mohan: Not sure ghissing is as much my cup of tea as kissing is, darlings 😉

DP 3: Oh us, we'll ghis you and kiss you!

All DPs: Simultaneously!

Mohan *to himself*: Yeesh...what a bunch of fangirls

Edited by Elizabeth Darcy - 13 years ago

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Lubna Ahmed

@LubzA

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

#48

I was trying to remember what the 'Mohaaan' reminded me of... Yep, Kareena Kapoor and her sidekicks in K3G 'Rohaaan' 😆

Loved them Lizzy. 😆

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Anu Elizabeth Antony

@Elizabeth Darcy

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#49

Gee Lubzy how did you know 😉

Thanks all of you for the response so far hehe...it's overwhelming! Maybe as the serial goes along I might make this a regular feature, but that remains to be seen! 😃