Mohan and Kastur walking down the street, when all of a sudden they spot a Dharampankha in a form-fitting short dress
Kastur *cringes*: Uurgh
Mohan: What's wrong with it? It's a nice dress.
Kastur: Wait...that was a dress?
Mohan: What else did you think it was 🤔
Kastur: I thought it was a sack she used because she ran out of clothes 😕
Mohan: It was a very good sack ☺️ It performed all the duties a good sack should do...
Kastur: 😡 I perform duties better than any sack can!
Mohan: Except wearing a sack...nooo, instead my wife insists on wearing a bedsheet. Maybe we should make that a law: all women should wear sacks henceforth.
Kastur: *glares*
Mohan: O come on, I'm sure you'd look pretty decent in a sack too. Not as hot as Dharampankha Exhibit 1, but still...
Kastur: 😲
Mohan *sighs*: And here I was...thinking that as my Dharampatni she'll do anything for me...
Kastur: Look ji, if you ask me to jump my next question will always be 'how high and what do you want for dinner when I jump back'...but that doesn't mean I'm going to strip myself in public...
Dharampankha *in fake high-pitched voice*: Oh Mohaaan!
Mohan *leers at Dharampankha*: Yes, sweetheart?
Dharampankha *flutters eyelashes*: Is there anything you'd like us to do for you right now? Our dharam after all is to be at your service, come rain or sunshine...
Dharampankha No. 2: ...or irate Dharampatnis...😳
Kastur: 🤢Hmph...FINE!
*Outside the changing room ten minutes later, when Mohan is waiting for Kastur to come out*
Kastur *breathing heavily*: If you wanted to kill me you could have just said so!
Mohan: Come on Kastur, don't worry about it so much. I won't get traumatized, I promise 😆 Just don't blame me if I die laughing.
Kastur *pant pant*: I can't breathe! *gasp gasp*
Mohan: In that case just open the door, the quicker you do the faster you can get out of it!
Dharampankhes: Oh Mohaaan!
Mohan: Actually, gasp in the sack as long as you'd like, sweetheart, I have business to attend 😈
*Door opens. Mohan gasps*
Kastur: Can I get out of it now? My whole body feels like it's been handcuffed and thrown in jail 😭
Mohan: Oh my God. Oh. My. God.
Kastur: Thank you, mooh ki baat cheen li.
Mohan: Omg MY WIFE HAS A BETTER FIGURE THAN THE SACK DOES!!!! 😲😲😲 Aaa! I'm going to have a heart attack! Aaa!!
Kastur: What I wouldn't give to wear a bedsheet now...
*Door closes*
Kastur: Hai Thakurji, I can't get out of this either!
Mohan *leers at the door and waggles his eyebrows*: I could help 😉
Kastur: I admire western women more than I ever thought I would.
Mohan: 😲 Really?
Kastur: Any woman who can stay alive for five minutes in a sack like this one should get an award for bravery.
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