The DP Snippet Corner: New Snippet Pg 70! - Page 2

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy

Snippet No 7:

Kastur: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words -

Mohan: Can be a royal pain, especially when you're trying to spell them 🤢

Kastur: This, from the man who went to London to, ahem, learn...🤔

Mohan: Whoever said I went to London to learn to spell

Originally posted by: Elizabeth Darcy

😃The Dharampatni lyrics...from Mohan's PoV 😉

Snippet No. 8:

Kastur: Piya jo kahe diya main toh teri baati...

Mohan: Don't make me anyone's diya, I have arsonophobia!

Kastur *ignores M*: Jal jal jal mar jaaon re...

Mohan: Which will eventually have me rotting in jail. Gee thanks, you're so helpful.

Kastur *indignant*: That...that was one of the nicest things I've ever said to you 😡

Mohan: That's not nice, Kastur, it's scary.

Kastur: Says the man who made bechari Mary so bloody! Piya jo hain chandan, main toh thaari lakdi, ghis ghis ghis mitt jaaon re!

Mohan: I married a masochist 😲

Kastur: Hai Thakurji, I don't know if I will ghis ghis ghis in the future, but this man will definitely ghis ghis ghis my brain

🤣 🤣 🤣

Snippet No. 9:

Kastur: Mein toh teri parchaayi, tere peeche peeche aayi...

Mohan: 😲 Stalker!!! 🤣

Kastur: Parchaayi being the operative word here, my genius husband 😎

Mohan: Waiiitaminite...chaaya appears only during the daytime, omg omg omg this means my nights are free! 😃 Suddenly I love you Kastur!😃😃
🤣🤣

Kastur *sniggers*: ...and suddenly I feel like thanking God for the man who invented streetlights 🤣🤣🤣

Snippet No. 10:

Mohan and Kastur pass by each other, stopping only to realise that Kastur's palloo has been caught in Mohan's sleeve.

Kastur *smiles*: Har dashaa mein, har dishaa mein, tumhaara saath nibhaaongi, banke tumhari...dharampatni...

Mohan *frowns*: Arre yaar...zaraa mere haalat toh dekh. Yeh ladki toh dharampatni ka dharam nibaaoongi, zaroor nibhaaoongi... mere kaan pakadke nibhaaoongi...mera sarr khaa khaa ke nibhaaongi! 😕