I can't tell u that I LOVE U # 4 - Page 25

Awesome loved it, ant to see maaneet getting married soon.

Day before the Wedding

Mohindar and Titu received Maan's family and they have reached the guest house where the groom's family is provided with the accommodation.

Mohindar: Savitri ji aap ko kisi bhi cheez ki jarrot ho toh ye Gurtej aap ki madad karega...evening we have the Mehandi and Sangeet ceremony...tab tak aap aaram kijiye

Savitri Devi: ek minute ...Titu come here once

She gave a Tika box to Titu.

Saviti Devi: apply this tilak on Maan's forehead...we didn't have time to perform Tilak ceremony on the engagement so appy this to Maan now

Titu took the Tika box and applied Tilak on Maan's forehead

Savitri Devi: now Maan is looking like a groom

Mohindar gifted clothes, sweets and fruits to the groom's family. Savitri Devi gave Mohindar sweets, clothes, jewelry and henna.

Savitri Devi: ye hamari taraf se Geet keliye

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Maan: tumhara bhai ne mujhe dulha banadiya... tum kya kar rahi ho

Geet: tumhara intazaar

Maan: i don't mind... u can tell me the truth

Geet: actually i am dreaming continuosly about how u would look on the white horse wearing the pink turban and sehra

Maan: i am dreaming about how u would blush when i try to lift ur ghoonghat on...

Geet: Maan bus karo

Maan: kyun abhi se sharma rahe ho kya

Geet: topic change... otherwise i will hang up the phone

Maan: don't u get tierd of threatening me?

Geet: don't u get tierd of giving me stupid names...and sending stupid gifts

Maan: y?... don't u like my gifts?

Geet: no... i don't like ur gifts...plz don't send me these stupid gifts...sab log hass rahe hai..mera majak uda rahe hai...

Someone closed Geet's eyes from behind, she thought Titu is teasing her like always he does when she is talking with Maan.

Geet: Titu remove ur hands

The person didn't remove the hands. She touched the hands and found that it's not Titu, the hands are smooth wearing a ring and appeared to be the hands of a girl.

Geet: who is this?

She didn't get any response she tried to touch the face of the person she couldn't touch the face as the person moved away, she could touch only the hair of the person. Now Geet understood who is playing with her.

Geet: i know who is teasing me...Pari got u

Pari removed the hands and said "how did u find out?"

Geet: the ring on ur smooth hands and open hair...no girl leaves her hair open in this town...u r the only friend who is not from my place

Pari: hmmm ...genious...kisse baat kar rahe ho Maan se

Pari grabbed the phone from Geet.

Pari: MK leave Geet with me atleast for this day...from tomorrow onwards she will be urs..dulhe raja ab aap aaram kijiye...tomorrow onwarsds u have to deal with this little Demon

Maan laughed and hanged up the phone

Pari: Geet tum kiss gifts ke bareme baat kar rahe ho Maan se...and u don't want any gifts from Maan...that is strange...no girl says that she doesn't want gifts

Geet: do u want to know y i don't want gifts from Maan then listen...it's a big story...all this started when the marriage date has been fixed before one month

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DAY - 5 @ 11:00 AM

Door bell rang at the Handa's Mansion

Rano: Geet someone is waiting ouside check who is that

Geet: ok Mom

Geet opened the door and has seen a courier boy (CB) standing infront of her with a parcel in his hand.

Geet: yes

CB: yahape CHEMISTRY madam kaun hai?

Geet: what Chemistry Madam?...there is no lecturer in this house

CB: no madam as per the address on the cover Chemistry madam should be here only

Geet: let me check the address once

She has seen that the address is referring to Handa's Mansion then she checked for whom it is addressed to it is written as CHAMELEON. The CB due to his limited knowledge mistook Chameleon to be chemistry he neither knew the pronunciation nor spelling of chemistry he has seen the first few letters and considered it as Chemistry. Geet got curious looking at the word chameleon.

Geet: this is for me

CB: toh aap hai chemistry madam

Geet wanted to break her head but doesn't want to mess with him, so she didn't argue with him. He gave her the parcel and a letter. Geet opened the letter

"to my chameleon... who keeps on changing the colours just like the colours of these roses"

Geet opened the parcel and has seen the bouquet of roses and smiled to herself.

CB: madam plz sign here that u have received the parcel

Geet signed on the paper as Geet Handa, the boy has seen the sign and asked to sign as chameleon only since the To address is written as Chameleon.

CB: we are given strict instructions that we have to deliver the parcel only to the chemistry madam... if u r not the chemistry madam plz return the parcel

Geet(screamed): MAAAN

CB: mam who is MAAN?

Geet: mere hone vale pati dev

She signed on the paper as Chameleon and sent him away.

He giggled and went away from there looking at Geet's angry face.She loved the roses and decorated them in a flower vase and placed it in her room.

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DAY - 10 @ 11:05 AM

Geet: Titu...see who is at the door

Titu: no...check for urself

Geet: stupid

Geet opened the door and has again seen the same CB holding another parcel in his hand.

Geet: what now?

CB: chemistry madam aap...but today the parcel is not for u, it is for a baby and it is written as CRY BABY

Geet: that's also for me

CB: par aap to chemistry madam hena

Geet: oh no ...MAAAN...u stop it...it's for me

She grabbed the paper from his hand and signed as CRY BABY and took the parcel from his hand. She asked him to leave from there, CB left from there with a confused face. Titu came near Geet to find out what's happening. Geet opened the parcel she has seen a CHOCOLATE BOX and a soft toy of red panda.

Titu: who has sent u this parcel?

Geet: Maan

Titu: hmm really?...give it to me

He took the chocolate box and went inside, Geet has seen a letter tied to the soft toy.

"Miss.CRY BABY have some Chocolates and play with this KICHI...u kiddy always crying unnecessarily"

Geet: stupid...i am not a kid

She ate those chocolates and patted on KICHI lovingly.

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DAY - 15 @ 10:55 AM

CB: Chemistry madam ji ...pata nahi iss bar isme kiska naam likha hai...it doesn't sound like the name of a person...can u help me

Geet has seen the name it is written as FM RADIO

Geet: MAAAN

She signed as FM RADIO and sent him away. She opened the parcel and found a desingner saree inside the box, she didn't understand the connection between FM RADIO and the saree. She eagerly opend the letter to findout what is written in it.

"this is to turn off the speaker of my FM RADIO"

Geet: what?...what does he mean by that?

She remembered the day when she wore saree on Pari's reception and the way she became numb when he placed his hand on her waist...then she understood y he sent the saree

Geet(blushed): u idiot

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DAY - 20 @ 11:10 AM

Geet: no...not again

CB: chemistry madam ji iss bar toh...this time it is for SBD

Geet: MAAAN...u and ur stupid names

She has sent him and opened the parcel and found a iphone in it

"to TURN ON my SBD through this music"

Titu grabbed the iphone from Geet's hand, Geet hided the letter from titu

Titu: wow latest one ha...didi i want this

Geet: titu that's for me...u already have this right

Titu: but this one is latest

Geet made a pout looking at Titu, he is checking all the features of the iphone suddenly the song "zara zara touch me touch me" started playing...Geet became furious listening to the song

Geet: stop playing that song

Titu: this is the ring tone of this iphone...i didn't do anything

Geet gave a deathly glare to Titu

Titu: ok ...ok...y r u looking like that...i know this is from Maan jiju i am just teasing u...i don't want this...look at the pink colour and the teddy...it's a girly thing...i don't want it

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DAY - 25 @ 11:00 AM

Geet is looking seriously at the CB

CB: chemistry madam ji this is for a man...not for u...it is written as D.MAN

Geet: what?...D.MAN

She has seen that it is DEMON

Geet: MAAANNN i hate u

CB: madam ye aap keliye nahi nahi hai...ye toh D.MAN keliye

Geet: shut up

She signed on the paper and grabbed the parcel from him

Geet: get lost

Geet: ab kya hai iss me

"to cool the bad temper of the DEMON in u"

He has sent white roses along with Yoga - Anger Management CD

Geet: ufff...YOGA...Oh my God

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Pari: OMG!!!...what kind of gifts are these...Kichi, YOGA CD...oh god...and the CB is so funny CHEMISTRY madam

Pari is laughing holding her stomach with one hand and rolling on the bed recollecting all the names that Maan gave her.

Pari: what is this SBD

Geet: stock Brokes Department

Pari stopped laughing.

Pari: what stock Brokes Department?...stop lying tell me what it refers to

Geet remained silent

Pari: common Geet...u can share anything with me

Geet: it's...SEXY...BAR...DANCER

Pari again started laughing...Geet looked at her angrily...she placed hand on her mouth but couldn't stop laughing

Pari: I am sry..but i can't stop it...what did u do that he is calling u SBD?

Geet: pari stop...it is very much irritating..stop laughing...Titu and that CB also laughs at me whenever a parcel comes for me...for every 5 days

Pari: when did the last gift come?

Geet: before 5 days

Pari and Geet looked at each other understanding that one more gift is on the way.

Geet: OH NO!!...it's 10:50 the CB might come anytime...we have to take the parcel from him, otherwise Titu will again tease me..Pari come with me

They have seen Mohindar talking with the CB

Geet: Oh no...papa

Pari: that's ok Geet, what happens if he takes the parcel

Geet: u don't know Pari Maan sends a message along with the parcel...if dad reads the letter...it would be very much embarrassing...we have to send him away by any means...pata nahi iss bar uss parcel me kya hoga

Geet and Pari came near Mohindar

Mohindar: hamare ghar me kutta nahi hai...who would send parcel for a dog

CB: nahi saab this is for the Chemistry madam...she is the one who gets the gifts for every 5 days with different names

Mohindar: who is this chemistry madam now?

Geet: papa...Mom is calling u...i will deal with this CB

Mohindar: ok..pata nahi kaise logon ko job me rakhte hai ye log

Mohindar went inside scolding that boy

CB: madam aap agaye..iss bar ek kutta ki naam pe parcel agaye

Geet: kya ...kutta

CB: ha ji ...some wild TIGER ke nam pe

Geet: what?

She has seen the name as WILD TIGRESS, she quickly signed on the paper and asked him to leave.

Geet: what r u looking at?...u gave me the parcel and ur work is finished...now go

CB: u didn't scream ur would be pati dev's name this time

Pari laughed listening to him, Geet gave a deathly glare to Pari.

Pari: sorry

Geet(shouted to CB): IDIOT ...get lost

CB went away giggling from there, he got used to her scoldings by now.

They rushed to her bedroom and closed the door to see what is there inside the parcel.

"to tame the wild tigress in my sexy"

She has seen lingerie in the box and opened her mouth wide open. Pari took the letter from geet's hand and laughed like hell looking at the lingerie

Geet:Maan i am gonna kill u

She called Maan immediately

Geet: what kind of a gift is this..i am going to show u HELL after our marriage

Maan: but i am going to show u HEAVEN after our marriage

PRECAP: shaadi ke ghar me bahot sare kaam baaki padi hai...precap dene ki time nahi hai mere paas

P.S: sorry for typos and other mistakes that have crept because of my limited knowledge.

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sry frnz for the delay in giving the update, i had problem with my internet yesterday 😡

PART - XL

awesome update loved the way maan was sending the gifts

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🤣🤣 omg omg what a lovely update. hayeee i am laughing like hell and my stomach is not giving me any break. it is aching whahell because offf laugh. what a hilarious update and gifts from maan to geet. omggg and pari is also like me couldn't hold her any more. what a lovely and different idea of sending gifts.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏. i big hug to u for that🤗

thanks for pm and it was worth waiting i would say. pls update next part asap yaar. i know shadi ka ghar hai tum busy hooo par yaar hamein bhi shadi dekhna hai😆😆😆😆

RPFL.. I COULDN'T CONTROL MY LAUGHTER, HOW YOU GOT SUCH IDEAS IN TO YOU MIND I DON'T NOW? MY HUGS FOR YOU.

🤣 laughing like a mad