Okkk so hello shello once again kids and ermmm not kids?😃😆 So how is everyone doing this fine day err evening?🤔 I am sure you all are already rolling your eyes at my yet another pathetic attempt at making a birthday thread🤔 It's okay as I don't mind because I am doing the same🤣 * Nervous Chuckle* I am just sitting here and thinking how did I get into this situation twice in less than a week? [Oh yea thanks Aman and Rav😊] But then again who says birthday threads have to be all funny and pretty and creative?😡😡😡 Maybe its high time I created a revolution in the way birthday threads are made on IF I demand that birthday threads be created NORMALLY so normal people like me don't have a phobia of creating a birthday thread and fearing we wouldn't live up to the high standards set up by the crazy creatives of I-F I Jot-the-not-so-great-at-creating-birthday-threads declare in front of all you IFians that we together will bring a change to I-F in how birthday threads are made. We together will bring them back to being NORMAL where they are not always witty or funny or creative or basically above average And together we shall con *Ravjot kicks Jot off stage*
Ravjot * Stands nervously in front of stern faced crowd* - Uhh extremely sorry about that folks. Jot gets a little carried away sometimes and completely forgets the reason as to why she is here in the first place Please don't mind her nonsensical ramblings as she got discharged from the mental hospital just last week so she is still taking her sweet time to get back to being normal. Anyway we are not here to talk about her. Today we have gathered here to celebrate someone VERY special's bday on I-F. This person *Jot comes back and tackles Rav to the ground*
Jot - What the hell did you think you were doing kicking me off the stage like that?😡😡😡
Ravjot - Dude you were rambling on and at least look at what you are doing😡 We are presenting in front of a CROWD.
*Jot looks at the crowd with Rav's collar in her hand*
Jot - *Stammers* Well you should have thought about that before kicking ME off😡
Rav - Yeah well... I can't think of everything And it doesn't explain why you're STILL holding on to my collar. SECURITY! This is abuse! Arrest this woman!!
Jot - Security? WTH? No need to create more drama Can't we just at least TRY to act like adults and do what we are here for?😡 *let's go off collar*
Rav - NO!!!!!!! You hurted me 😭 I demand compensation
Jot - Compensation? You want compensation? How about I kick you out of this show? How is that for compensation? 😊
Rav - and you wanted us to act like adults😳
Jot - Well who demanded compensation like a demented dungar? I am not the one halting this show
Rav - Now you're calling me names? SECURITY😡
*enter 2 sumo wrestlers who try to sit on jot but she does some next matrix like moves*
Jot - well since that was a FAIL can we try and move on with the show already?
Rav - FINE! Why are we here again?
Jot - Because it is SOMEONE'S brithday. Did you forget whose birthday it is Rav?
Rav - No😃 It's PRIYA DI's😃😃😃
Jot - Yes you heard it right I-F. It's our very own PD's birthday today on the 10th of July 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Rav - I'm pretty sure EVERYONE knows who Priya di is so she doesn't really need an intro does she? If you don't, then shame on you😳😳😳
Jot - I am pretty sure they know who she is but I am not sure if they know WHO SHE REALLY IS. Does that make sense?🤔🤔🤔
Rav - Not really🤔 But I know what you mean Why not tell em some stuff about Priya di then? I know you've been busy stalking her. Creep😳😳😳
Jot - Who the hell do you think you are calling me creep?😳😳😳 Have you forgotten what I am capable of doing?*points to the unconscious sumo wrestlers*Plus I wasn't STALKING her I was merely checking her posts out
Rav - Stalking, checking her posts, what's the difference? Now are you gonna tell us what you found out or not
Jot - Well I sort of forgot to take notes. Plus I am not a stalker so I got tired of checking her posts she has been on I-F for wayyy too long😳 I will need 10000 years to decipher her older posts
Rav - Yeah she's been on I-F since like...the begining of time😳😳😳
Jot - She joined in 2005 right? or is it o4?😳😳😳 I forgot 🤣🤣🤣
Rav - Like I said, beginning of time🤣🤣🤣 Oooh😲😲 remember Land Before Time?😲 With Little Foot and Sarah and Duckie and them?😃
Jot - No 🤓
Rav - Never Mind then =\
Jot - Good because as I was saying before you started with your random crap, PD has been on I-F for a long time and there is not a single person who can do as much as she has done for not only the website as an admin but also as a GM and a mod before that. And more than that she is the most awesomest and nicest person EVER
Rav - She's super cool😎
Jot - That's all you have to say? Figures You only know how to talk randomly But this isn't about you so I am going to ignore you
Rav - You know what? I'm leaving Oh and Happy Birthday Priya Di *hopes on a broom and flies away*
Jot - Good. I am going to leave too Happy Birthday PD🤗We hope you have an awesome year ahead and keep on rocking. We love you immensely🤗
*Catches Rav midair and hops on her broom*
Rav - *kicks Jot off and disappears*
Jot - Chalo, next time😃












