OODI-BABA'S MARRIAGE ACT 2011

OODI-BABA'S MARRIAGE ACT 2011

• All boys must get married before the age of 20 & girls must get married before the age of 15. Anybody refusing to do so will be subjected to high-intensity laser-beam that emanates from oodi-baba's eyes (This beam can be extremely fatal & will at the least send the victim to coma).
• The bride/bridegroom of the family member must necessarily be illiterate & those knowing how to make kheer are given special priority.
  
• The date of engagement & marriage will be announced unexpectedly. This date will be in accordance with kul, kaal & traditional parampara.
  
• During the period of marriage, the ring tone of the mobile of the bride/bridegroom must necessarily be a renowned bhajan (For reference, read the book 'The magic behind devotional ring tones' by center shock baba or SMS 'creepybaba' to 123456).
• During the period of marriage, the bride/bridegroom will be blindfolded with a special enchanted cloth so as to evade looking at other unmarried boys/girls.
• At the time of marriage, the bride & bridegroom should place their palm on oodi-baba's bald head & take an oath that they will perpetuate parampara & will try their best to persuade their friends to get married as soon as possible.
  
• The bride and bridegroom must seek 'aashirvaad' from oodi-baba every one hour.
• After marriage, the couple must visit all ashrams in India & if possible, abroad.
• After marriage, the couple isn't permitted to use any modern vehicle. In fact, they must walk barefoot (A bullock-cart may be granted if the couple is willing to offer special prayers).
• The husband must take PhD in all ancient texts.
• All modern devices owned by the couple like mobile phones, I-POD etc will be confiscated after marriage & will be sold. The money will be used to finance the maintenance of oodi-baba's ashrams across India.

Originally posted by: anamika_0

if mohan got married at 20 then y dint they got arrested???????????????????

that too wen marrg of such a small boy of such a big famous pariwaar hpnd n no one responded?

Originally posted by: Darrenpieu

maybe the police did arrive at the time of Mohan's marriage...creepy-baba must have told them that it's the rehearsal of the drama 'Dharti ka maha Shaitan - oodi-baba' to be played during oodi-baba's SHASHTIPURTI maholsav...😆😆