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Hey guys! Due to a dinner and the duplicity of Beeniš I shall be updating today and Bee shall take it on tomorrow.
So my bijli just came-shall update within an hour hopefully.Need to watch episode!
Oh and lets not spam before I even updateš”
Gosh
Today is just not my day what with wondering if today was my last day on earth to the water finishing while I was in the shower to the laptop shutting down while I was updating
Sigh
Shaan's introspections
*increasing crescendo of tu-ru-ru-ru music*-->Errm thoda filmy and thundery style not romantic style
Shaan with hand on wall, thinking back to Sunil's words about resposibility and how Shaan is a Vela(Aysha, if you're reading-start countingš) because of his(Sunil's) fault.Plus Akshay ke saath fight ka FB.Then thinking back to Khanak's words about 10,000 rupees [So errmm since this was kinda boring I was trying to figure out the singers on peeche ki wall-this centre one looked like Enrique.Or do I mean Eminem?Kisi aur ne make out kiya kis ki picture thi??]
Shaan wondering where to get so much money, half a day gone and no job (Dudeee job dhoondna itna aasan nahi hota! Adha din my foot!).Even Ducks has no money.Then Shaan shows off a little saying a few days pehle 10,000 had no value in my life, my one watch cost 30-40 thousand. (Loserrr.Trying to make me feel jealous.Well I got news for you kid! I am so not materialistic! Hmph.) And today because of these 10 thousand, my Khanak is not with me.Am sure that Adi shall arrange them kahin na kahin se!
[O-kayyy.My mum just closed meray kamre ki light :s]
[Ah she needed to look out the window.Light back on!]
Adi's Useless Trip
*cool dude music*
Aditya-in a sleeveless shirt and red glasses(we're trying to make it obvious now that we are COOL DUDE) enters an office and says hi to man in gold jewellery and yellow shirt(Wait is that Shaan's shirt?? :š) sitting on desk.
Pictures of half clad women painted on the walls of the office [Errmm what the heck is happening?!Adi run out unless you want to make questionable movies-I suspect this is one of those establishments!]
Man asks if he came to earn 15000 per day (While sleazily pherofying his fingers on his gold chain)
Adi says I will do anything and everything while combing his hair with his fingers.Sleazy looking man says Ah I know! You're purrfect for this!I knew it just by looking at you! He says we promote actors and models. Everyday so many people come to the city looking for such work but can't do anything due to lack of contacts.But we tou have contacts and we get such strugglers work-in return for minimum comission (oh yeah!) [All the while Adi is nodding head intelligently, as if they're discussing rocket science or neurophysics]
Yellow man says we tou have promoted lots of actors like Prateek Roshan, Abhay Devgan etc etc.
Gold chain man says just give us a registration fee of 10,000 and after that 15 thou is your, har roz!
Adi says oh darn it! I forgot my cheque book and cash at home, you come with me and we shall get it together! [Does Adi want a free ride back? š]
Weird man gets happy and says Sureee! This bahanay we shall even see your house!
Apparently Adi just wanted revenge for having wasted 500 bucks on taxi searching for Sleazy man's office and has made them wander all over the city for 2 hours... Adi says Bye bye amigo and runs awayyy
The Face-Off
GB's house
Shaan purple shirt aur jeans mein hain, Adi wohi green sleeveless aur jeans mein lekin scene change honay ka ehsaas dilanay ke liyay ab woh headband/bandanna pehan ker aye hain
*tashan music* [Umm please correct me if tashan does not mean fight]
Both thinking the other has arranged money.
*flashes*
*camera panning from the one to the next*
*cool dude attitudes and glares*
*3 men sitting on a sofa in the BG*
Both pass by each other.Stop.Turn heads at same time.Turn back heads at the same time.
The 3 men [The reason for their velaness is now revealed!] talk about who will phod the matki this time [Okay they're all old looking and not at all fit.I thought a certain degree of athleticness was required for this?!Does this mean I can phod the matki too?!?!]
They reveal that the winner shall get 10,000 [very conveniently indeed.I mean WHY can't the winner get, say 5000 or 15,000?WHY 10,000?!]
Adi and Shaan turn in shock
Adi is fast to action while Shaan is still processing it in his head-Adi goes to men and asks what they were talking about.Men say every year we have a matki contest and this year whoever phods it gets 10 thou. Adi says 10,000?!Shaan repeats [I told you the guy was slow on the takeš]
Adi says so that mean I can phod matki with you this year too?!? Men look him up upar se neeche and shake their heads.Adi ignores them. And gives Shaan a superior look while showing him his 10 fingers.
Shaan thinks Ohhh this means even this guy doesn't have the money.But what if he wins??Nahiii I need to talk to GB!
GB and Puppy enter the house
GB is scolding Puppy for something to do with bargaining
Adi goes and makkhan maaros her
GB ignores the makkhan and asks if he got her money
Adi says uff you are too materialistic! [Reminds me of the song, its all about the money by Meja]Do you know there is a Matki phod contest in our neighborhood and I am taking part too! Shaan rolls his eyes [š I did the same thing too!!!]
GB says Adi stop monkeying around and start working so I get my money!
Adi banaoing khayali pulao, GB rolling her eyes, Shaan thinking he needs to take some action
Shaan goes to the Three Men on the Sofa and asks if he can be in their team since he grew up phodo-ing matkis
The Three Men laugh and ask if he has ever killed a fly.
Shaan does *sincere look and words*
The three men agree.
Adi says Copy cat kahin ka! [š Wonder who exactly he is referring to š]
Adi complains to GB.She says what-ever! Since both of you are velas, whoever phods the matki gets to live in the kholi
The Three Men on the Sofa come to GB and ask for matki chanda[Ahhh.So THIS was why they were here!]
GB counts out money for 5 minutes then gives them 11 rupees
The Men are ASTOUNDED! They say gyaarah rupayyy?!?!
GB says Last time 5 diyay thay-iss baar gyaarah! Count your blessings!
*Adi-Shaan stare into each other's eyes*
Matki Phod contest
*matki hanging in the rain*
*dhol beating*
*Adi walking in black vest, black band and jeans, hero style*
*Shaan in white shirt, jeans, maha hero style* [Yumna realizing this is going to be one long update and when the heck will it finish, cursing Beeni and asking the heavens why her qismat is so phooti]
[Also is the black and white an indication??Shaan is good and poor Adi is evil??Uss ka kya kasur hai?Bechara!]
Oh and its raining
And there is red colour on Adi and Shaan [Yeh kya hai?Yeh kyun hai?š]
Oh and lots of guys in yellow shirts dancing weirdly[Yeh kaun hain?Yeh kyun hain??Yellow shirts kyun hai?Koi significance hai??]
*cheap shaadi music*
Puppy and Khanak standing on overheard balconies
*music, dance rain*
*blah blah blah*
Khanak smiling at Shaan
*Shaan and Adi move around in a circle, maintaining eye contact*
Adi asks Shaan if he has prepared for a 10 days rest since it is Dahi Handi not chess, ludo or snooker that can be played in an airconditioned room-you need to be a man for this
*Shaan brushes back hair from forehead-twice as the screen does flashing effect*
Shaan says am saying man-to-man.There is still time.Soch le since I only play to win
Khanak looking on still-Puppy saying both of them are dramay baaz ek number ke [Like duh]
Some man announce both teams have 5 minutes-dahi handi will start after that
Shaan does a huddle with his team [Oh yellow guys were on the team! ]
Tells them who will be on which level {Don't remember the names-just that Karan and Gaurav were second levelš]
*ShaNak music*
Shaan looks up at Khanak.Khanak smiles encouragingly.Shaan bows his head to her! [Eee!Awww!Why are you two such cuties??]
Adi huddles with his team and tells them to do what they've been doing till now [Seriously this guy is a bigger vela compared to Shaan]
Shaan does inspiring speech for team-says this might only be a ritual for you but this will return my life (Khanakš³ ) to me! And we will win but only when you all will be with me-SO ARE YOU WITH ME?!?!
Both teams shout Ganpati bappa moria!
*Shaan looks up and stares at Khanak*
Sunil-Akshay scene
Sunil looking at ShaNak's picture [Aww!]
Akshay comes in and tells Sunil he finally talked to Ducks and that he said ShaNak are perfectly fine and have found a place to stay.They are struggling due to money problems a bit but its okay.They are dealing with it and Shaan is going to phod dahi handi for rent and stuff
Akshay says I can't believe Shaan has understood life so early and changed himself with the changing times so easily (Umm early you say?!)
Sunil walks to Shaan's picture and says you're right, my Shaan has changed!
Then says but how will Shaan phod dahi handi??He tou is scared of heights! š²
Reminisces about some school trip when Shaan was in 4th grade and had fallen from some height and is since then scared of heights
Akshay tells Sunil to relax and says Shaan is now grown up
Sunil prays Shaan finds his manzil
Back to Matki Phod
Shaan standing in rain
Thinking whatever happens today I shall not be scared of the height! I shall do this Khanak! Only for you! My promise to you! Even if I die in the process! Or lose a limb! Or go blind! Or or...
*lots of Shaan's faces fill the screen-colour, B&W, sepia effects*
Khanak praying to God for Shaan
Puppy saying bas bas! No need to be so senti! This ain't India-Pakistan ki waar! (I swear he pronounce it waar!And seriously-what is this issue with the whole Indo-Pak dragged everywhere?!Am tired of it! Can't we just blame the British for everything and move on?!)
*guys in yellow make pyramid* [Okay so is there supposed to be only one pyramid for Adi and Shaan or both have separate pyramids??It seems like one only!]
*Shaan and Adi climbing human pyramid, Khanak praying*
Adi reaches it first and extends hand-unable to get to it-Shaan reaches in the meanwhile-Khanak smiles
Adi looks at Khanak smiling and smiles while Shaan is focussed on matki
Then Shaan stares intensely at Khanak while Adi is trying to phod the matki [Dudeee.What if he phods is while you are niharofying Khanak?!Seriously, koi war nahi hai that you will die and are getting your last fill of looking at her! Get the darn matki already!]
Now both looking at Khanak [Yumna shakes her head and rolls her eyes-btw Shaan has had loads of practice by now so his stare is betterš]
*Episode ends*
Precap
Khanak blows a kiss at Shaan-Adi thinks its for him [Like seriously! Loser!]
Phewww
*wipes of sweat*
Enjoy!
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