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NOTE: Sorry no offense to anyone but this is all in good humor and nothing more. Btw here's the link to Atif's new song and the movie Bol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW7xwSVj7gw
Hi guys!
Again my time to update!
I hate Beeni for taking such a good epi!!!😆 But whatever...the marriage scene was soo badly edited! only dialogues saved it!😆
Anyways from the LU it seems the update was a bit filler but lots of good stuff!
I am updating as I am watching it so bear with me. Update will be slow today!!!
Oh and look for a lot of Red comments!😉
PS: I am in a good mood...all the Sallu songs come to mind! lmfao
Ok let's start!
Part 1
Shanak Scene:
Shanak walking with the big umbrella coz its raining. It seems they shot that while it was raining in Mumbai this past weekend.
(btw They are walking so slowly. Poor Yashu, wearing heels, her clothes seemed a bit too tight and holding on to KT in order to walk. but such a cute way of walking. *innocent face* and no double meanings here🤣)
Shaan is complaining bout how they are not able to find a home. How everyone is asking for too much money (3000 Rupee Rent and Lakh deposit). he apologizes to khanak for dragging her like that (arre budhu! teri biwi hai...tere ko kabhi nahi chodegi! so chup ho ja!😆)
Khanak tells him not to worry and that whatever he did was right. (I love her next dialogues).
Khanak: It's a good thing we left home, I never understood anything in that house. That washing machine, that microwave, that vaakom clea-nar. I didn't understand anything! ( I want to bang my head on the wall...Somebody move quickly with this track. I want to see Shaan teaching Khanak! Hadh hai. I am fed up of her tooti phutti english! mere ko koi pinch kare...zor se nahi ok...main nazuk hoon🤣🤣🤣) When I cooked first time, I put the food in the washing machine and put the clothes in microwave(🤣🤣🤣 Abbe tu itni bhi badi budhu nahi ho...even Shaan knows that...see he is smiling and laughing...so much like Khanak) she says she is not lying and that is the truth about her life.
Shaan: what should we do now? where will we stay (deemagh ki bati jali...waise kabhi ajj tak jali bhi hai ya nahi?🤣🤣🤣) Ducks can help us...let's go Khanak. Congrats, tumhare bha se milata hoon (Shaan ahem KT ahem you really want to make Ducks her bha? jealous insaan...green color shirt har waqt pehna kar🤣🤣🤣 then u will have a nickname of Monster hari- Shaan 🤣).
Khanak agrees...
Switch to Shanak-ducks scene:
Ducks (standing up): yehi teri dosti, itna sab kuch ho gaya aur tu mujhe ab bata raha hai (Dram-e-baaz such a drama khor...attention wanted posted lagne chahiye...🤣)
Shaan (standing up): Listen ducks, everything happened so fast that I didn't get the chance to tell.
Khanak (standing u too): Please leave your anger na.
Shaan: Listen na...we came to you for help first.
Ducks: good thing, if u hadn't then I would've killed you. (They hug) (And I laugh...doh bicharey bhai mil gaye...oooh a song comes to mind *do dil mil rahe hain magar chupke chupke*🤣 sorry couldn't help it...Rooj stop it yaar...go back to ur update before mom comes home and yell at u hehe).
Shaan: There is a little problem.
Ducks: What problem? i will solve it right away (Pehle sun toh le...problem badi bhi ho sakti hai...jab dekho...male version of Princess Diana 🤣)
Shaan: Me and Khanak find a home to live in.
Ducks: You can't find home? it's like that talk ke bagal main chotas and shaher main dhindoras (I am with shaan on this...what? his sss makes him sound like Snake.🤣 but seriously what was that mahawara? someone wants to help me?) My apartment! From today it's all yours, the double bed is yours, this cupboard and then fast forward motion on every single place is all theirs (The guy is trying to make KT laugh...poor KT is still sad...awww bechara...he actually cried in the epi on Saturday...awww)
Shaan: that is really sweet but we are 3 people and this place is small, how will we live?
Ducks: What are you talking bout? even if it is one room kitchen but Ducks heart is a penthouse (His analogies are freaking hilarious and out of my samajh...but this is our Ducks bha🤣 waise I can so see him as second hari lal🤣) dekhe Khanak bhabi will sleep on this bed (He stands on the bed with shoes...Where is May and Veena...dekho...he is worse than KT on this!🤣🤣🤣 so guyish thing! uff!!. btw when Duck says Khanak and climbs on the bed, Shaan looks at Khanak longer than intended when Khanak is looking towards Ducks) And you and me will sleep on the floor. Ok problem solved. you two sit here and rest and view form this window but yea don't open the window, or else mosquito will come inside (hehehe...karan laughs too...Jas is superb with his comedy! I love him! he is improvising a lot)
Khanak: You let it be, I'll cook and you guys talk.
Ducks: Ok this is right too, I'll go change.
Shaan with his music...awww sad one and he gets up and looks at Khanak...she assures him with her smile and touch that everything will be ok. such a cute scene...so like Shanak.
Scene change to Sunavi:
Mads is looking at the phone and waiting while sun is setting. Sunil comes in calling her but she picks up the phone looks and puts it back.
Sunil asks her to come and eat but she refuses.
Sunil sits and tries to make her understand that he won't call and she goes I will call him and see if he has eaten it.
Sunil (takes the phone from her): As much as you miss him, he miss you and we all miss him. For the first time we are being very weak and for the first time he is not. Didn't you see that we tried to make him understand but he didn't deter from his goal (i loved the word he used. Dagmagaya...so like a urdu word!) we have to help so that he can achieve what he wants. If we call him he might become weak. Please keep a hold of yourself. He is only gone for an hour and you...(A must watch scene...A true pain of parents and I sooo wanted to see this scene today! I was hoping and waiting on it! and they couldn't have done it better! I will miss the K-family! I am in tears too...Rushali is still upset and so is Aliraza). How will u handle urself sunil?
Mads left.
Switch to Shanak and Ducks scene:
Khanak brings coffee to them, while they are sitting and talking.
Ducks: Shaan, let's go see a new cafe for myself.
Shaan: New Cafe?
Ducks: yes, new cafe. I am thinking about opening a new cafe. I have seen the place. Why don't you do something? Help me set up for it?
Shaan: Good Idea man!
Khanak: Arre wah, this is such a good thing.
Shaan: of course it is a good idea
(Someone kill the editors! not long ago I was praising the editors and now I want to give galis to them...What the hell man...same scene edited badly. Editors nahi, yeh dushman hain dushman...meri jaan lene pe tule hain...ek toh KT's BD are bothering the hell out of me...and now this...btw guys don't panic but I just love ranting on this stuff...dialogues theke hue toh other stuff is messed up...great!🤣)
Ducks: Too Good yaar, What fun it will be, we will open our cafe. we will name is Dosti (Shaan mouths Dosti and I phodo my sar...kya re...ek hi naam mila tha...so cheesy and so Ducks like! typical friendly man🤣) Tera face dekhne ke liye aur mera cafe ka khana khane ke liye dur dur se log ayeinge (LMFAO...Psshhht! We know Shaan or rather KT is famous for his face and now I wonder if Jas actually has a cafe...don't kill me but lately i feel like there is a lot of improvisation going on here...🤣🤣🤣 *I see May and all coming after me with their dandas...especially Veenator...ajj kal she is after me🤣 Meri naiyan toh chalne nahi de rahi aur uppar se pura ka pura forum KSG aur GK ki jaap kar raha hai...I am fed of it and Veenator is there gayab...doing her water balloon fights! not only that she is not climbing my naiya...its time to bring the ship to her🤣...sorry Its been a long day and I had to cook too...so left the update in the middle and here i am going on and on about my stupid comments...sorry update is coming back🤣)
Shanak laugh...and Duck keep dreaming. Want his cafe to go international...and then Shaan ask the main question how the money will come (agaya line pe...u got out coz of this and now this...seriously abhi tak kuch bhi nahi hua...they better start looking for house) ducks decide to sleep coz he never stays up this late (Jhoota! Jas stays up late but ducks?🤣🤣🤣 B.S...*sorry May!*)
Shaan calls him and he is not listening and is fast asleep (WTH man? you don't sleep this early...meri bhi itni jaldi ankh nahi lagti...kya drama hai🤣 full on nautanki hai Jas🤣🤣🤣)
Khanak tells shaan to let it be and Shaan says how, he promised that he will sleep on the floor while Khanak slept on the bed. She assures him that she will sleep on the floor and its not a problem. Shaan is sad again and says no if she sleeps on the floor then it won't look good (awww my Shona! main sadke javan! *does that hand thingy* oh and it makes me look like ammaji...Saira listen ok...this is the only time I say it on an open forum...daffa ho ja yahan se!🤣 oh and btw KT's expression were bang on here! He is sooo concerned as Shaan).
Khanak: it's really ok, I like to sleep on the floor.
Shaan (all sad and goes sit by the floor and Khanak joins him and touch his elbow): Because of me, you are in this position.
Khanak: Really I am good, and happy too (I love, love this scene...so cute and so couple like. She is def. a big support and I am loving her more! She is amazing! The true wife should be like that and i swear i am seeing more and more of her).
Shaan is getting angry on Ducks and looks at him angrily.
Khanak (manaos him):Duck helped them and how not everyone are like that. It is a good thing he gave us a roof at least And you are being angry at him (Loved yashu's puppy dog face...it's sooo cute! Was she actually trying to make Karan laugh? Idk i felt that...🤣🤣🤣 *Sorry na...I can't help it...adat se majbor hoon* Singing Ab toh adaat si hai mujhko aise jeene mein...oooh did you know Atif is in a new movie called Bol, a Shoaib Mansoor production and the new song he sang in there with Hadiqa is superb! It's called Hona tha Pyar...*running to listen to it* the beat is awesome...Ok listening to it...sorry be back soon...🤣
(Ok song finished now...back to the update...kya museebat hai...sabke sab...mere red Hot comments hi padhate hein...ok next part is yasharan so put ur glasses on!🤣 and Oh what is with Love Ne tune...kya churaya hua tune hai! isse toh behtar Dhoom tana hai...🤣🤣🤣)
Khanak (continues before I interrupted): You know I don't like your gussa face.. thoda sa muskarayie na..pleej (Ugh again! May bring me that belan...i wanna whack the CVs...🤣🤣🤣) yeh dekhiye ek choti si muskarahat appke chehre pe aarahi hai dhere dhere...huh huh (OMG it was sooo yasharan...Yashu was working hard to make Karan smile...i felt the dialogues were improvised of her own...it was their scene. and then hug that follows was them too... coz karan did smile)
Shaan: pehle tum dantti ho aur phir khudi manati ho (Is is karan speaking or Shaan? *puts the thinking cap on and ducks all the chappals*🤣🤣🤣)
Shanak laugh and look at each other (btw the scene is shot twice. his legs changed. lol faltu editors! Danda kahan hai mera! abhi lake do🤣🤣🤣) Shanak hug and omg watch his hand...it rubs her shoulder up and down...(that reminds me of my recent encounter in my life...Kya salla character dheela hai usska🤣🤣🤣) The hug is sooo cute! Shaan actually rubs her shoulder up and down...(*dhadam* Don't wake me ok...let me watch this scene and then ill update...sheesh! faltu log!!! abhi tak im stuck on Part 2 🤣🤣🤣)
Ok back...
Shanak Hug...description...
(Music Dhoom tana started...again..with that dhun *matke se sar phoda, Rahul ki aatma agayie hai🤣🤣🤣)
Shaan take her in his arms, rubs his hands on her side. She closes her eyes and so does Shaan. Ducks stirs in his sleep and Shanak break apart. (Btw Karan looked at the camera and so did yashu and he was blushing...the blush award of the century should be given to him🤣🤣🤣 Kitna blush karta hai munda🤣🤣🤣 I remember Avainye song now *Vatsu is bout to correct my spelling*🤣🤣🤣 oh and I felt Jas did that on purpose too...🤣🤣🤣)
Shanka break apart and Shaan shows his anger at him, Khanak smiles and gets up and gets the mat and puts it on the floor and tells him to lets sleep now. Khanak turns the other way and Shaan the other way...(memories of the first time they slept like that OMG...Saira where is the AT at? I want to gush today! Jaldi!!!)
Starting down the memory lane...I'll list all the scenes here...
1. When Khanak fell on him first time.
2. When he catches her when she slips on her duppatta.
3. When he first saw her taking that wind in...
4. Tum jo aye scene (what the hell man...that was dream)
5. Jari booti scene...
6. First scene close when he pulls her back during natasha scene and confess saying I love you...natasha.
7. Diwali duppatta pulling scene...
8. When he kisses her on the forehead post confession from Khanak.
9. Har Subha scene (dream one)
10. Hotel scene.
11. Kheer scene.
12. When Khanak makes shaan realizes that it is her he loves (again a dream)
13. Their dance in the room...*Haye main mar jawan...so them!*
14. Tum jo aye again.
Shaan's self thought of how Khanak can't live like this and he has to think of something and how he will support her w/o money and how he will support her.
Scene change to Khanak and Ducks:
Ducks: toh Khanak bhabi this is the place where I will open my cafe.
Khanak: here, where? (Ooh even english rhymes like Hindi...yahan kahan?🤣🤣🤣)
Ducks: don't worry about these cars, they will move and here I will open my cafe.
Khanak: In the middle of a parking lot?
Ducks: yes I have seen in America, London, and Paris this concept where these cafe works. (What type of concept is this? so lame! I never saw this or heard of it here...faltu🤣 Saira have u heard of it in London?🤣)
Khanak: When did you go?
Ducks: where?
Khanak: London, America, Parees (Bangs my head...🤣🤣🤣 Paathshala in high demand!!!)
Ducks corrects her and says he went yesterday on internet and then the phone rings and He gets nervous (phone se nervous hai toh pata nahi how will he face her?🤣🤣🤣). He gives the phone to Khanak and tells her not to pick it up and goes and hide behind the car and gives the phone to her to throw it. Khanak runs after him and the phone was cut.
She demands to know who called and he goes in his way to explain what is up and he goes on how this is his last lives sin's punishment. She asks again who called and he says Gangubai!
Gangubai enters and her chura and sweatshoes are awesome! I want it! mujhe bhi do! such an amazing attire! ...waise it reminded me of Maski entry!🤣
Ducks describes to Khanak who she is...and explains in a sense that makes Khanak go gaga on her "goodness" 🤣🤣🤣
Shaan arrives too. Duck goes to explain that how Gangubai hates love and goes on to explain that girls and guys live separately in her house. there are 100 rules and the list is handed to them right away as soon as they enter the place.
Khanak asks him if that is the case then why is he scared from her when he doesn't live with her.
Ducks: Because she supplies sandwiches to my cafe and I haven't paid her for the last 6 months (Ok didn't we recently see that Ducks cafe is so famous so how come he is broke? CVs i tell you...inke bhi demagh khali hai...bilkul sab kuch bhool jate hain...koi inko badaam deke aoe...NONSENSE!🤣🤣🤣)
Shaan: you couldn't tell us this before?
Ducks: Before when i used to have problem and you would help me and now...? (iske deemagh mein plan aur hamara satiya naash🤣🤣🤣 ) Now you can help me again.
Shaan: You know we don't have money...
Ducks: Forget money, you don't need money, You come with me to Gangu bai and i'll tell her you are my business partner and you will help me in the business.
Shaan: I can't do this Ducks.
Ducks: Arre teri personality aisi hai that anyone can believe you (LMFAO...Is he talking about Shaan or KT?🤣 bechara KT🤣🤣🤣)
Shaan and Ducks enter the home of Gangu bai.
A girl is being thrown out and Ducks hides behind Shaan.
Gangu bai's first dialogue: Mere saath cheating! (Abe ruk meri maan...u are bout to meet the ultimate cheaters...🤣)
Precap:
Gangubai is yelling at the girl that she was ishq ladaoing with her Bf and the ladki goes she will leave him. Gangubai is not happy and tells her to leave with her jhaaru! Ducks and Shaan are scared! lmfao... I loved their expressions!
I loved BB! She is great man! I remember watching her in Zaban sambhal ke! wow!!!
oh btw Karan was missing for a bit in the epi today...no BD but still he was missing...still wondering what is up!
Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
