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Shanti ki Ashant jokes..😉
Hello friends back with some new jokes on one and only Ashanti kumari and her dimwit daughter Chandalika...I hope you will enjoy reading them...
1-A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the death penalty. His brother found out that Ashanti was on the jury and figured she would be the one to bribe. He told Ashanti that she would be paid Rs.500,000 if she could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to life term.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of life imprisonment.
After the trial, the brother went to the Ashanti's home, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the Rs.500,000.
Ashanti replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to life sentence. They all wanted to let him go.😉😛(Gaaj ghire tujhper..beda gark kar diya bechare ka..manhoos maari..😆)
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of life imprisonment.
After the trial, the brother went to the Ashanti's home, told her what a great job she had done and paid her the Rs.500,000.
Ashanti replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to life sentence. They all wanted to let him go.😉😛(Gaaj ghire tujhper..beda gark kar diya bechare ka..manhoos maari..😆)
2-A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
There is, however, a catch: Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor, and if you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, Chandalika goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. Chandalika reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes. The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" say the Chandalika "But, I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework. "Wow," says the Chandalika, "very tempting BUT, there's more further up!" And so again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor, the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me, but just think what must be awaiting me further on?!" So up to the fifth floor she goes.
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.😉😛😆
Aur iss tarah bechari Chandalika Kunwari hi rah gayi...😉
3-Mansa was returning home after performing the last rites of Ashanti, all of a sudden there was lightning and thunder in the sky and it started raining heavily.
Mansa sadly look up in the sky and said,''Thanks, i think she has reached there''.(lagta hai ki pahunch gayi..haan gaaj ghir gayi ooperwalon per)...😆😆
4--Mansa ek Sadhu se bola:-
meri biwi Shanti bahut pareshan karti hai, ghar mein ashanti karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?..😆(haan Mansa abh tum bhi jaldi sadhu ban jaao...yeh toh Durbhagya laxmi hai..jo sirf Ashanti degi..)😉
meri biwi Shanti bahut pareshan karti hai, ghar mein ashanti karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?..😆(haan Mansa abh tum bhi jaldi sadhu ban jaao...yeh toh Durbhagya laxmi hai..jo sirf Ashanti degi..)😉
5-Mansa to Ashanti:-Last night i dreamt that i was talking with God and i told him that i have a wife like you (Ashanti)...
Ashanti:- acha toh fir kya kaha Bhagwan jee nee.?😊
Mansa:-He smiled and said,''beta! yeh sab pichley Janam ke paap hain..😆
(Aur gaaj ghire tum per ashanti..yeh tere punya hai pichley janam ki jo mansa jaisa pati mila hai..😆)
Thank you..
Keep Smiling..😃
Set_raj...😃
