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Ullu enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift
with this oil?"
with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift
nahin hai bhaisaab"
nahin hai bhaisaab"
Ullu: "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
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ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO ULLU AND
ULLU DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT "IN OUR FAMILY, WE
MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES".
"MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY
BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO
PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!
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novels, but he always started reading from the
middle. A friend of his asked why he did so."
ULLU said "It'z doubly interesting", "TO
Start from the middle keeps one curious not only about
its conclusion but also about its beginning.
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Once Ullu was going to his office. On the
way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, on his way to the office, he noticed a
Banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed
two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to
choice hai"!!!!!!
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Ullu died and went to heaven. When he got to
the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules
were in effect due to the advances in education on
earth.
In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly
Soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days
of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many
seconds are there in a year? ULLU thought
for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days
Of the week that begin with "T" are Today and
Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I
expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you
get only 12 seconds in a year?" ULLU replied,
"Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March
2nd, etc...." Saint Peter runs away from ULLU.
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai."
ULLU said " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai...!"
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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating..!!!
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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Ulluji.. aap papa ban
gaye.." ULLU - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna..
main use surprise doonga..!"
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati
hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Doctor to ULLU : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood
group ek hi hai? ULLU: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25
saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
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ULLU found answer to the most difficult question
ever what comes first - the chicken or
the egg?
Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega!!!
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