(Disclamir: the following is all fiction 😉)
The FARAH KHAN family
This is Farah, soon-to-be evil saasji
This is her hubby Anu 'copycat' Malik, soon-to-be sasurji.
They have two sons, Amey and Sagar aka the goatee bros
This Meenal
Now let me tell you what happened on Vday:
Mini asked Meenal 'who is the hottest male contestant' and Meenal said 'Amey ji' 😛
They fall in love afterwards (what's an Ekta show w/o any romance?) ❤️
Amey goes to speak with his mother:
Mummyji, I'm in love with Meenal. We want to get married.

Amey beta, why the hell do you want to marry Meenal? She has no X factor and sings with her eyes closed!! You pagal ladka!! I will never let this happen. 🤢
Farah darling, why are you so obsessed with X factor? Stop this crap please. I have a headache. Amey's choice is good.
Haha, who are you Anu? I am the queen of this house and Amey is not marrying Meenal, over my dead body **wicked laugh**
Farah really wants Amey to marry Monali.
The media gets to know about this news. Rakshanda Khan interviews different people.
Himesh R, drinking chai and having some pakoras: I don't know what's wrong with this Farah. So obsessed with X factor and singing with eyes open.
Sajid Khan: Look sister, Meenal-Amey jodi ROCKS. Farah, don't be a mean lady.
Panna: Farah aunty, this is Panna. Please let Amey-Meenal get married. I'll sing Jhalak Dikhlaja like an international artist at their reception.
Sandeep: Farah ji, you called me beta. Now listen to your beta. Amey and Meenal should get married. I'll sing Main Nikla Gaddi Leke at their wedding. Okay, happy?
Mini: I don't know what Farah's problem is! I tried my best, but she doesn't listen! All my efforts to unite Amey and Meenal on II2 went to waste!
Aman thinking: Shut up Mini. Blabbermouth, know-it-all. Always interrupting me and you always get the best lines on the show, loser you.
Sagar: My mom is a sweet but stubborn lady. She has a problem with my X factor too...my singing doesn't always 'touch her heart' too.
Neha: Hehe, I hope Ameyji and Meenal di get married. They want to adopt me cause I'm so cute and bubbly, hehe. Happy family hehe.
Ravi: Farahji, let them marry or else I'll sing Pretty Woman and not for you.
Even SRK gives an interview! Hell yeah!
SRK: Pls don't turn Amey into another Devdas. Let him marry his Paro, please Farah. I won't act in your next film if you don't agree. Gauri won't produce it. Think about it.
Now Rakshanda interviews Amey and Meenal:
Meenal: Sometimes I feel like taking Farah aunty's head and....
Amey: Meenal sweety, don't say that about my mother. Rakshanda ji Khan ji, I just hope my mother agrees. I can't marry anyone without her approval.
Even after all the appeals, Farah refuses to change her mind
IF members of Amey Date Fan Club, Meenal Jain Fan Club, Amey-Meenal Jodi Fan Club protest in front of Farah's house: 'Meenal has X factor, let Amey-Meenal marry!'
Karunya and Antara sing 'Right Here Right Now, let Amey-Meenal marry' in front of Farah's house all day long, protesting with the other people.
Farah finally changes her mind, holds a press conference and approves the jodi: 'they can marry'
Anu: Thank you Farah maharani. Now I can have peace until something else ruins your mood.
Preparations begin for the engagement and wedding. Farah leads everything.
Amey-Meenal get engaged. Everyone is happy.
Amey does bhangra and the famous the RDB step, dedicated to Farah.
Neha is happy for her fake mom and dad.
But Farah is determined to break apart the lovebirds, by hook or crook.
She finds this pic and thinks of a brilliant idea.
This one too...
...to be continued...