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ok folks hows all🤗 so i m back with my senseless post😆
Note :- Plz leave ur logics n brain while reading my posts as its of no use here😆
Santa ji after torturing totaram by asking to take gauri's interview 😆 has now directed him to RPS the man behind all actions jisne Arjuhi ke life mein tsunami lake rakha hai .God save Totu😆
so here it is
T- welcome sir
R- abbey welcome gaya khaddein mein Daru nikal i mean champagne
T- aap is time pe pitey hain😲
R- mein tho hamesha pita hoon dont u know cheetah bi pita hai(grins)
T-(grims ,in mind) his sense of humour sucks like him🤢
R- kuch kaha
T- no sir lets begin
tell me aap ki ahluvalias ke saath dushmani ki vajah
R- what dushmani😕
T- chupate kyun ho batao humne suna hai apka Amrit ke saath chakkar tha
R- what chakkar that was just a passing affair dont u know how boys are
T- aap aur boy
T-(in mind) i m sure ye apne teenage mein bi uncle lagta hoga😆
R- kya soch rahe ho
T-(interrupted) yehi soch raha hun apki ullus ke saath enimity ka reason kya hai?
R- its not some rocket science mujhe tho bas ullus ka secret chahiye tha?
i wanted their hair growing shampoo .tumne dekha nahin unke family mein sabke baal kitne lambe silky hain .aur dekho mujhe mein tho apne teenage mein bi ganja tha
T- ho hmmm
R- us kartar sing ne mera itne request karne pe bi nahi dia
T- ye hai apke dushmani ki vajah
R- offcourse u have no idea how difficult is to manage wigs .itna pareshan ho gaya wigs se decided gane jungle se achha ujdi khet achi(digging his nose)
T-(yuck in mind)
R-mujhe ksa se revenge chahiye itna saal se logon ne mujhe takla kehke tease kia so i want revenge
T- aapne Arjun ko iske liye use kiya
R- offcourse kyun na karun badle mein meine use kya kya nahin diya
T- go on
R- gaadi ,cottage expensive clothes .jab vo mera saath mere ghar mein aya tha kya tha uske paas 2 chaddi aur ek shirt usne mujse hi tho sikha stylish dikhna😎
T- apne use jail mein pocha dia
R- everything has a price
T- apne family ke bare mein bataiye .apne family ko pyaar karte hain
R- ye pyar kya hai. mujhe pyaar karna nahin ata.
T- tho kya vo 3 bachee ko apne internet se download kia hai ya padosi ki daya hai
R- arre vo ek raat ki bhool hai(jokingly)
T- ek bhool ke 3 phool
R- i m a good player aint I
T-(gross 🤢 in mind his humour god kill me) offcourse
T- waise ek baat apse kahoon apke bete mikhael ko dekhar mera mind mein ek hi baat ati hai
R- vo kya
T-kaash us raat ap jaldi so gaye hote he is a plain torture to watch na kapdein pehne ka style na acting mein dum .i cant even call that acting .every time he comes onscreen viewers are.
R- uska naam mat lo mujhe tho shak hain vo mera beta hain ya nahin?
T- hhoo u mean kumud ji n some doodhwala uncle
R- dekha nahin is umar mein kise tarah ke kapde pehnti hain .Arohi ko bi sharm aa jaye ab aisa haal hai tho pehle kya haal tha socho .now i wonder she never accompanied me in my business trips .hamesha kitty parties mein kya karti hain
T- i m sure bhajan gati hongi😉
R- par kiske saath
T- y do u have this violent streak all of sudden in ur scenes .bechare romit ko tho us din dara diya
R- u see i m a big nana patekar fan hehe .kabi kabi unki atma mujme gus jati hai😆(waving his hands in nana patekar style)
i just love him my all time fav line " ek machaar admi ko...(interrupted)
T- bas Rps aur mat bolo humein beep karna padega😆
R- ok
T- kya apne KSA par goli chaliyi?
R- mein aur KSA par goli never.thats not my style
T- tho kya mikhael na
R- plz vo tho ek machhar 
nahin mar sakta .kartar ko kya marega .u ll have to wait n watch
nahin mar sakta .kartar ko kya marega .u ll have to wait n watchThus he left Totaram n viewers in a fix
OK FOLKS IT WAS CRAP I KNOW😆 I M IN A HURRY NOW .I WAS TOYING WITH THE IDEA FOR MANY DAYS AAJ NAHI POST KARTHA THO SHAYAD PHIR TIME NAHIN MILTA . NEEDS TO RUSH NOW .SIGNING OFF
P.S. I HOPE NO 1 IS HURT OR OFFENED HERE .I LOVE TO HATE RPS😉 KUDOS TO MOHAN KAPOOR FOR THIS OUTSTANDING PORTRAYAL OF RPS THAT EVOKES HATRED FOR RPS IN ME👏
READY FOR UR ANDAS N TAMATARS .YAAR AAJ KAL BAJI TARKARI KA BAAV BAD GAYA HAI .ATLEAST I CAN MAKE SOME SANDWHICH HERE😉
God bless All
Take care🤗
CID
