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Hii Guys!
We are New to this forum But nowadays We LOVE laughing at silly jokes so decided to open this!
Hope you are going to enjoy LAUGHING OUT LOUD with US!
We will post pretty often & PM whoever is interested!
So My jokes will be based on EVERYTHING!
So here are our First Set.. :
Get ready to Laugh Out loud!!
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Bella: "You're pale white and ice cold. I know what you are."
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Edward: "Say it...Out loud...Say it!"
Edward: "Say it...Out loud...Say it!"
Bella: "A Snowman.."😆😆😆
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A duck goes into a bar
duck:got any bread
bartender:no
duck:got any bread
bartender:no and if you ask me if I've got any bread again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar
duck:got any nails
bartender:no
duck:got any bread
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If you watch Mr. Bean without the laugh track it's a very moving drama about a man with severe learning difficulties who struggles to cope with simple everyday tasks.
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Advantages Of Being A Women:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing.
5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay.
6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt.
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. Taxis stop for us.
3. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when we're dancing.
5. We can hug our friends without wondering if she's gay.
6. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay.
7. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without touching her butt.
9. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
10. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions
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Smarter brother: "Mom, I got an A+ in Calculus!"
Mom: "Wow, good job!"
Dumber brother: "Mom, I got a B on my math test!"
Mom: "OMG WHAT!?! HERE'S $100, WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER TO CELEBRATE."
Mom: "Wow, good job!"
Dumber brother: "Mom, I got a B on my math test!"
Mom: "OMG WHAT!?! HERE'S $100, WE'RE GOING OUT TO DINNER TO CELEBRATE."
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Child: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hey, Hungry!
Child: Dad, I'm serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry!
Child: Are you kidding me?!
Dad: No, I'm Dad!
Dad: Hey, Hungry!
Child: Dad, I'm serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry!
Child: Are you kidding me?!
Dad: No, I'm Dad!
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Thats all for today! LOL😆😆
Will update sooon if you guys liked the 'KIND' of jokes We post! :P
--Manjari & Richa!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
