this surprise will come exactly at 12 tonight kudiye so thoda sabar karo😉
Ajab couple ki gazab prem kahani
DHAK DHAK!
OHH-EMM-GEEEEEE!
HAYEE MAIN MARJAWA!!!
KYA SEXY MUNDA HAIN!!
All of these thoughts simultaneously erupted in Shreya's head as she saw an Adonis in front of her: Macho Muffin. Surely, no one can be this handsome, she thought. Wah Wah Babaji, aaj to aapne apni ladli ki lift kara di! I think I have fallen in love at first sight with a HAWTT muffin in Spongebob shorts! Bachke rehna re macho, bachke rehna re because this Sheila is about to floor you with her jawani! Tu mere haath hi aani. *muhahaha*
Meanwhile, Macho was oblivious to the blatant ogling of his bare chest by the gazillions of girls on the beach and was listening to maa da ladla on his i-pod. He had a chocolate chip muffin in one hand and a sada hua karela in the other, incase those jungli kuttas came to rip his shorts again! Yes, a man can never trust two creatures in life: kuttas and women.
Shreya, swaying her hips, starts to walk over to Macho but trips over someone's takla and crashes into Macho, making them both fall on the sand. While she tries to remove the sand from her hair, Macho is just frozen seeing the gorgeous girl in front of him. Surely, she is a pari because humans can't possibly look so enchanting. Macho gets up and holds his hand out for Shreya to get up but instead of her small, delicate hand, he sees a gorilla sized wrinkly hand seize his own. He looks up in confusion and goes, "MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"
Chudail Pooja: Oyee Lafange, stay away from my daughter. I know guys like you very well and tum jaisey ghado ko to main apne ghar ki pav bhaji bhi naa khilaaon!
Macho: Abey oyee chudail, lafanga kis ko boli? Main bhi apne sher rosh papa aur sharmili ren mama ki besharam aulad hoon. Himmat hain toh chu ke dikha! Aur pav bhaji kya, main tere ghar pe paneer tikka masala bhi khaa ke jaaonga…kya karlegi tu?
Jas Tension Chadda Singh: Aww darling, chaddo naa! Look at this fine young gentleman…do you even see anything wrong with him? [To Macho] Son, do you know how to ride a cycle?
Shreya: Papa, please take Mamma to Walmart. I think its time for her to get a new diaper!
Macho (to himself): Babaji, kaise kaise namuno se milate ho har din. Miane sirf ek Katrina mangi thi par yahan pe to apne meri lottery ki vatt lagake pura pagalon ka khandaan hi de diya!
Enters Macho's mom.
Ren Muffin: OH MY MY! Did I just hear my baby cry? Kis ki himmat hui mere nazuk se bache ko rulane ki?
Enters Macho's dad.
Rosh Muffin: Ren, meri mehbooba, humara mahi mahi chodke tum ye kaha bhag chali aayi? Common darling, lets go back to our honeymoon.
Shreya, fed up with all the interruptions to her seduce-macho-mission, becomes irritated and kidnaps Macho and runs away in an one wheel auto-rickshaw! But both become horrified to learn the rickshaw driver is a dog and Macho, remembering his shorts, jumps out of the moving rickshaw to save his izzat and seeing her eye candy jump, so does Shreya!
Both land in front of a pink house, with a chocolate garden surrounding its entrance and Geet posters all around the house. Macho looks at Shreya in confusion, who just mirrors his expression.
The door opens and a dahiwada and golgappa come out.
Devina Dahiwada: Bhaiyaaaaaa, aap aagaye!!! [She hugs Macho] Arey, yeh kya, humari hone wali bhabhi ko laye ho, eh?
While Shreya blushes, Macho just looks upto Babaji again, as if asking how many more people are going to jump on him today, claiming him to be their relative, or God forbid, their ramu kaka!
Saumya Golgappa: Oyee Devi, Macho ko chod! [To Shreya] aww sis, you look so beautiful and how is everything going? I have started receiving dhamkis in mail, especially from two people named CP and Judi, for not updating my ff so bus, uski hi tayariyan ho rahi hain.
Macho (fed up with everything): Bas!!! I have no freaking idea who any of you people are *pouts*. First, I got kidnapped, then I became someone's brother and now you are getting me married? Nahiiiii!!
Macho starts to run away but with a fishing hook, someone pulls his shorts, and Macho as well, back to the gate. A lady with pink hair and roadies shirt starts smiling.
Ammaji paneer: Howdy dawgg, Ammaji se bachke kahan jaaoge? *gives an evil smile*
Enter two more girls.
K K K Kiran: Nahiiiiii gabbar, chod de mere masoom jiju ko varna who will catch a grenade for me. Just put him down oh amma, put him down oh amma…down down on me…put him down oh amma!
Anu Paratha: hehehe stop ur bhajankeertan Kiran hehe…yeh kya jiju, aap apni saaliyon ko itni jaldi bhool gaye? *sob*
Shreya (jumps to her hubby's defense): Oyee, tum sab log mere patidev pe ilzaam lagana band karo…he is the most sweetest, oops I mean hottest, person ever! *blushes*
Macho (gasps): Patidev? Kya? Are you crazy? Kis ka pati, kis ki bhaji? Tum sab ke sab pagal ho. Look, I am warning you guys, stay away from chadti jawani or else, I will call my daddy!
Enter three more gossipers.
Karishma Kishmish: Oyee muffin, kem che? I think orgo has made you completely mental otherwise, how can you forget all of us? Remember, we were both locked in the CC that day aur chabi kho jaaye! Common, I am also the appointed doctor for your Kammo's delivery.
Shradha: Yeh kammo kahan se tapak padi, muffin?
Mayu: Yes Shreya, yeh kammo ka kya chakkar hain dear? Aur kisi ne Jenny ka naam liya kya?
Amidst all this confusion, enters another conphused soul.
Puja: Heyy guys, I am so sorry for being late to the partayy again. Arey my chutkis, yeh kya khichdi pak rahi hain yaha?
Shreya [to Babaji] oh Babaji, aaj maine History ke liye padha nahin isliye aap mujhe punish kar rahe ho naa…yahan pe to har jagah humare pyar ke dushman hain…how will I seduce Macho like this?
On the other hand, Macho has had it! In one day, he has gone from a son to a lafanga damad to a brother to a jiju to now a dad? How did maa da ladla turn into tu saala kaam se gaya?
Macho calls his long time buddy MSK and orders for a jet plane to arrive in 2 seconds. Maan Singh Khurana, the jaadugar, comes in his new job as a driver to take Macho away but what they didn't realize was that Shreya had also latched herself onto the wheel of the plane because there was no way anyone was going to stop her seduce-macho-mission today.
The plane lands in a deserted field surrounded by apples, apples and more apples. As soon as Macho gets off the plane, Shreya jumps on him.
Shreya (flicks her hair): Nahiii mere chand, aaj tum mere ho. Oh boy, you are mine!
Macho (gulps): umm l l lo..lo..look I am innocent. Please don't do anything!
Shreya (with an evil smirk): Hum tum, ek jungle main band ho, aur chabi kho jaaye
Macho (stutters again): Dekkkho, mujhe tumhare irade theek nahin lag rahe hain. Please, meri izzat pe hath mat dalna, main abhi bhi bacha hoon.
Shreya (winks): aww sexy, abhi to tumne Shreya ji jawani dekhi hi kaha hain.
Shreya starts circling around Macho and sings:
Zara Zara behekta hain
Mahekta hain
Aaj to mera tan badan
Macho (interrupts): time please babes…(whispers) actually, I like zara zara touch me more.
Shreya, amused with her prey's demands, looks into her computer to see Katrina's steps and five minutes later, resumes singing.
Oh zara zara touch me touch me touch me (She touches Macho's abs)
Oh zara kiss me kiss me kiss me (She runs her fingers over Macho's cheek)
Oh zara zara hold me hold me hold me (She pulls Macho's arms)
Oh zara zara ohh ohh, ohh ohh (She sways her hips around Macho)
Meanwhile, Macho, the masoom bakra, is frozen in spot, seeing his pari dancing in front of him so seductively. He decides its time to step into his macho mode and show that he is the man. He twirls Shreya and picks her up in his muscular arms. He takes her near the waterfall and dances with her, in his arms, to saanson ko saanson main, from Jas Tension Chadda Singh's vm. Shreya now turns from a seductress into blushing like her favorite apple mode.
Macho brings Shreya down and pulls out a purple rose from his half ripped shorts (thanks to the kuttas and ammaji's fishing hook) and sits down on one knee.
Macho (nervously): Umm, so neither do I know your name nor do I know a lot about you but I do know that I have fallen in love with you at first sight. I can't imagine my life without your chand sa tukda and this is why I am presenting you with a purple rose, which stands for eternal love. With this rose, I promise to be with you at every step in life. I am no prince charming. I drool shamelessly when I see muffins, like a bhookhad I visit the Costco food stalls every 5 minutes in different disguises, I run screaming like a girl at the sight of doggys and my favorite song is maa da ladla. However, I promise to take care of you every day, every minute, every second. I promise to ignore your kamini maa and suppress my desire to wrap her up in a diaper for you. I promise to not do any work during cricket matches. I promise to take you on five honeymoons once a year and watch Geet together 24/7. I can't bring the moon and the stars for you but I can definitely bring aloo tikki and pani puri anytime you want. Basically, what I am trying to say is, will you, beautiful stranger, marry me? I know I don't have a ring with me right now but I promise to steal one as soon as I reach town.
Shreya (who is already in hyperventilating mode): OHH-EMM-GEEEEEEEEEE YES YES YES YES!!!! A MILLION TIMES YES!!!!!!!!!....[She tackles Macho into a hug and thus, begins their happily ever after]
At the end, a group picture of all the spammippers is taken! Ofcourse, each one is in his/her own characteristic pose.
On the left, is chudail Pooja and her husband, Jas tension singh. Pooja has her gigantic arm around her hubby, almost choking him but our Jas puttar is also no less. He has his cycle right next to him, ready to run away, disregarding the fact that he does not know how to ride a cycle. On the right, is the other besharam couple, with Rosh kissing his wifey's cheeks while his wife Ren, is dying blushing and is staring at the ground. In the center is Puja, enjoying teasing both the couples and at the same time taking her of all her chutkis. In the front are all the saaliyans. Kiran has a dreamy look on her face while thinking of Randy Orton while Anu is busy munching on chocolates and talking to Ammaji about roadies, who is shaking her pink hair in excitement and talking in a cowboy accent. Shradha is showing her million dollar smile while mayu is smiling thinking of Jenny's latest SBS interview. Saumya and Devina are busy fighting with each other over who is going to sit in the middle while Karishma is in deep thoughts, wondering what chemical she is going to spill in lab next. And in the center, are Macho and soon-to-be-mrs. Muffin, with their children in their arms, or to be precise, with twins in Shreya's arms and Macho in Kammo's arms. And the photographer, well it's the newest addition to their family, Jahnvi jalebi, who will soon turn out to be Macho's twin and Shreya's prime suspect of SR. The family has its share of fights and nok-jhoks but their love for each other overpowers everything!
Edited by macho_muffin - 14 years ago
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