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Posted: 15 years ago
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SECRETS OF SUCCESS::

1.Top mat karo warna log tumse jalengey.
2.Class mei late jao, har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega.
3.Nakal ka chance ho toh padho mat. Zyada padhney se time kharab hota hai aur time
waste karna buri baat hai.
4.Kabhi viva mat cuz bezati ke 2 marks se izzat ke zero acchhe hain.

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Originally posted by: chick16.

SECRETS OF SUCCESS::


1.Top mat karo warna log tumse jalengey.
2.Class mei late jao, har teacher tumhe yaad rakhega.
3.Nakal ka chance ho toh padho mat. Zyada padhney se time kharab hota hai aur time
waste karna buri baat hai.
4.Kabhi viva mat cuz bezati ke 2 marks se izzat ke zero acchhe hain.

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