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sanaya khan

@.Sanayaa.

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Posted: 15 years ago

#11

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

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@desiresoul

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Posted: 15 years ago

#12

CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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@desiresoul

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Posted: 15 years ago

#13

PROFESSOR: Akal bari k bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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@desiresoul

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Posted: 15 years ago

#14

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

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@desiresoul

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Posted: 15 years ago

#15

Circuit: Bhai idhar aane ko kya bolna
Munna: Come Here

Circuit: Bhai phir udhar jaaneko kya bolthe hai?
Munna: Pehle udhar jaaneka phir bolneka come here.

Circuit: Bhai yeh kaisa bolne ka – chale hat hawa aane de
Munna: simple hain yaar – Hey u move sideways let the air force come in.

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@desiresoul

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Posted: 15 years ago

#16

Circuit: Bhai tum tho pass ho gela bhai
Munna: Yes bro i have just passed away

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promo2

@promo2

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Posted: 14 years ago

#17

Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN
What is this?
CIRCUIT
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN
What is this?
CIRCUIT
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks '
ENGLISHMAN
What is that?
CIRCUITL:LPLP
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Air India

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