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Kools reporting from base : SAAS BAHU fight in PR . Very Interesting episode . Marwadin and Vaishu flew at each others throats . Archana acted STUPID . Manav , even STUPIDER . Dharmesh and Cat eyes ate the cream .😆😆😆😆 .
THE JHAGDA
The Marwadin watched handsome Baba Manav sitting at her bahu's feet and MASSAGING it. He was gently , oh so gently rubbing her lovely feet and applying pressure on certain points . The Marwadin felt sure it was to excite LOVE HORMONES . She didn't know much about Acu Pressure , but she was SURE Baba Manav had some knowledge . It was the expert WAY he was doing it . Why , he looked as if he was gonna bend and KISS the feet any moment .
.Just then illegal Vaishoo noticed her SAAS standing in the doorway and jumped out of her skin . She tried to walk towards her and stumbled and Baba Manav enveloped her in his arms right under the Saas's quivering nose .You !!!! Here ? said Vaishoo .
Why ? Don't want me here ,right ? So ur RANG RALIYAAN can continue undisturbed ?
Whaddya mean ? cried Vaishoo .
Let me put it THIS way . So that ur AMOROUS ACTIVITIES continue undisturbed ? With THIS .........The Marwadin shuddered here....... GANDA Man ? This .......GHATIYA Baba Manav ?😆😆😆😆😆
He isn't GANDA ! He is my JEEJOO ! UR beta is the GANDA one !
What !!!! the Marwadin was STUNG , absolutely stung . YEH HIMMAT ! Ek toh ur behaving like a bloody HARLOT and on the top calling MY chubby darling GANDA ? When my Chubby is PINING , PINING for u and making EXCUSES for u ? Why , the poor dear isn't saying a SINGLE WORD against u although ur behaving ATROCIOUSLY for DAYS !
He is GANDA GANDA GANDA !
And I know ur DHANDAS DHANDAS DHANDAS !
Ladies Ladies ! Baba Manav interrupted weakly . Behave , ha ????
CHUP ! hissed the Marwadin at him . U SICK , GHATIYA Man ! Corrupting my bahu ! Uptill now I had heard from the Karanjkars about ur GANDA KHOON but now i got PROOF ! Baba Manav I OFFICIALLY DECLARE ur a THIRD CLASS CHEAPO .
Baba Manav looked stricken . But he was rather used to various relatives of Archana's family calling him that so he did not falter .
Just then the Marwadin returned with CAT EYES and told them frankly CAT EYES had vouched for this .
You did see them didn't u Behen ? Doing Shameless things ?
MANY MANY TIMES answered Cat Eyes stoutly . Not once , MANY Times . Thanks to their PERPETUALLY open door . Why , I can tell u the exact color of his underwear if u ask me the dates . He wore a VIP Navy Blue CUT style Yesterday .
What !!!! gasped the poor Marwadin .
Yes , he is not the BOXERS type . Its a pity he doesn't MODEL for them . They wud sell by the thousands .
This woman is LYING ! cried poor Baba Manav . She has BAD NEEYAT on me ! Noticing my undies and all ! Can't u see Kaki ? She is HITTING on me ! And jealous coz I don't look at her ! My mom gave her GOOD yesterday , She had silenced her when she attempted to throw me out of the mohalla yesterday !
That doesn't mean u were INNOCENT at all . The fact is u didn't answer questions yesterday and r not answering questions even today . First answer the question .........Why is this RICH married Lady staying here for SO MANY DAYS inspite of being pregnant ?
Yes .......WHY Vaishali ? asked the Marwadin bluntly .
I WILL TELL U . said a dramatic voice from the door . All turned . It was AAI Archoo . She came in walking dramatically , in her LOW CUT BACK blouse [ Really , NOT a good idea to bare this much back in that kind of setting AT ALL }
Firstly I DON"T need to answer u CAT EYES .......ANYTHING . Secondly , Kaki , Vaishu is my SISTER . I can keep her AS LONG AS I LIKE in my house , needn't explain u ANYTHING . Vaishu is PURE .Ur SOCH is GHATIYA .And My Baba Manav is GOLD , pure GOLD .
I am SHOCKED At u Archana ! said the Marwadin . Had heard great tales of ur SAMAJHDAARI . U say that its perfectly ok for a pregnant married lady to leave her home and stay in her sister's home just like that , without any occasion , reason , nothing ? U ZAP me ! [ Marwadin Ur not ALONE . She ZAPS us too when she talks like that .}
I want AN ANSWER today . Why is she living here ?
COZ I love Baba Manav ! answered illegal Vaishoo hysterically . YEA ! Im IMMORAL ! Im CHARITRAHEEN ! And Ill CONTINUE loving him ! Ur Beta cud not fulfill my HUNGER , My DESIRES , My JAROORATS ! Go Go Ask him about his INABILITIES ! Don't Eat my head ! Get Lost !
And illegal Vaishoo walked off pusjing the Marwadin when she attempted to hold her hand and insist on being answered .
Now what had happened was Batatwada had come exactly at that moment to give Vaishoo her LAST CHANCE . He had got a nasty shock to see his MOmmy , the Kholi Trio and a strange Cat Eyed Woman all fighting at the top of their voices and discussing HIM from the Kholi's window . The MAMLA is beyond REPAIR he thought prudently , quickly gauging the situation . No point in giving LAST VAST CHANCE . Better to RUN . BHAGO !
And Batat ran away as fast as he cud .😆😆😆😆 He is at this moment guys booking the FIRST flight to the US .😆😆😆😆 He has firmly and sanely decided to flee WITHOUT the Women . No point in jeopardising a whole life for these stupid creatures he told himself as he phoned his agent . If the Kudi wants she can join me later .If she INSISTS on being FAIR to illegal Vaishoo , Let HER TOO SADOFY . I Gotta Get Out .
My comments :
1] Marwadin cannot be blamed for losing her temper .Honestly ANYONE wud have .........at the LIES she has handled .
2] Vaishali gave NO Explanation . She RATHER ADMITTED GUILT . Which was pretty foolish . Forget HIDING Dharmesh's Deeds , she is now going one step further and saying YES I AM IMMORAL and HEY U KNOW WHAT I DON"T CARE ! This will BOMBARD on her .
3] Does anyone STILL blame Savita for HATING the fact that Manav has married Archana and is associated with the Karanjkars ? Yet one more Insult came and fell on Manavs face .....this time due to Archanas SISTER Vaishali . Seriously .........THIS is gonna be Manav's FATE FOREVER . Getting Insulted somehow or the other in two two months . How ?Via Karanjkar ALLIANCE . Wish Savita had seen THIS INSULT too .
4] Whatever did Archana think taking that attitude with her sister's saas who has a perfect right to demand some answers ? What did she mean by telling her UR SOCH IS GHATIYA ? She most emphatically was NOT GHatiya till today ....she was behaving VERY VERY nicely with Vaishali .How about saying that the way U guys HANDLED this mess was GHATIYA ? The MARWADIN asked her valid questions ........Do u have any answer to WHY is my pregnant bahu constantly spending time here and is NEVER at home doing her duties as a wife , bahu , or taking care of her unborn baby ? ANY SAAS in the world wud have asked Archana SAME Question by now . If Archana has brought Vaishali to her home with responsibility as Elder sister , she shud be prepared to give some explanations too to the Elders . She cant say just that She is my sister and U know what she can stay her indefinetely its nothing to do with u . It shows BAD CULTURE that answer . If U take responsibility , Learn to Handle questions too . Coz thats NOT what an elder married Sister answers . Infact till this point it had not even STRUCK Archana That Dharmesh's parents desrve an explanation . Its India my dear , U cannot say They r Dharmesh's problem and shrug off . Its arranged marraige , ur living with IN LAWS .
5] The Marwadin was frank enough to show what she thought was the SABOOT . CAT EYES . Its these idiots who cud nOT give her adequate answers .Hiding , screaming hysterically and walking out isn't the answer to ANY problem .
6] Liked it when She said GHATIYA Khandaan ki GHATIYA Ladki . Bash me all u want but Im SICK of the stupid Karanjkars and their cultureless behaviour . All 3 sisters take pangas with saas , expect husbands to be their slaves and work their butt off for their maayka and in general have no sense of etiquette . They do ANYTHING .
7] But didnt like it when Vaishali said IN LOGO SE Kya Expect karna etc . The Saas Sasur have been VERY NICE to her ALWAYS , Vaishali has no cause to consider them on same level as Dharmesh . But Sulochana LIED to the Marwadin and so were Archna and Manav even today .She calling them names was justified . She has a right to be lose her temper .
Savita
Poor Savita SERVED Damodar food and sat at the table holding her throbbing head . Damodar told her
She looked as if she HADN"T BATHED for DAYS
Upon which Poor Savita admitted she got up late and missed the water that came early morning . He then added
That the CHAWL PEOPLE were HAPPY they cud fill their buckets in peace as she didn't go down to fill water
That Savita's LIFE GUARANTEE was KHATAM
That she was a hopeless BUDDI
That HER ONLY HOPE WAS ARCHANAand MANAV coming back [ See HOW he NEVER LOSES CHANCE TO RUB THEM IN}
Then he SPAT out the food and told her she had added too much salt in one vegetable and TOO less in another
That CHEE ! He didnt want this FOOD and walked off .
My comments : Damodar needs to be WHIPPED . He is so SPOILT and SO INSENSITIVE that I hope someone pulls the hairs out of his beard one by one . Its HE who has driven Savita to the EDGE and I hope he and Manav PAY . 😡😡😡😡😡
MUSINGS of STUPID ARMAN
The Holy Couple sat and MUSED on the days happenings . Guess what they said ?
AAi Archoo : I CANNOT believe people with SUCH GHATIYA SOCH exist in this world . { How many proofs do u need Archana ? Only YESTERDAY u witnessed a RALLY of SUCH SOCH PEOPLE yet ur saying U cannot BELIEVE THEY EXIST ? A Major Part of ur life went with GHATIYA SOCH MANJU and RASIKA and yet ur saying THEY DONT EXIST ? What IS the world according to u ........UTOPIA ?]
Baba Manav : Now i only don't want to send APNI VAISHOO to that BAD SOCHWAALI SAAS . I NEVER differentiated between VANDU and VAISHOO . Isn't Vaishoo my APNI ?
WRONG . U did DIFFERENTIATE Manav . U took zero interest in Vandu's life compared to the tremendous support ur giving Vaishali . As far as APNI is concerned APNI MAA KO DEKH . She is not a STRANGER , she is ur very own real APNI .
Kools signing off for the day , shaking her head . I cannot believe ANYONE is THIS STUPID . Even ANIMALS have more common sense and fight for survival . Ciao .
Udne Ki Aasha
